The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((The Reality Gauntlet is now working. The nature of the location you were in prevented it, but now it's fine because you're somewhere where reality actually exists to warp. And the big text is just to put emphasis on the fact that HE'S REALLY F***ING LOUD! Him whispering))

*The OTE decides to ignore your 4th-wall breaking comment, which isn't exactly hard because you're still a kitty being pampered by Rin-Tazz in a completely different universe the last we checked. Maybe you should escape her grasp, change back, and join the fight if you want to yell at an Eldritch abomination about how large his text is?*

Krathlos: I UNSEALED YOU!...Oh dear me, that was too much yelling...Now...I think we both know what is customary for this kind of situation! I got you out of your- *Noticing the OTE charge an attack* -....Yes, I got you out of your prison, so in exchange, you end the multiverse for me...Clear?

OTE: SHUT IT AND DIE. *Fires a Wide-Angle disintegration beam at Krathlos, who narrowly parries with his own.*

*Everyone else > JAW-DROPTECH LV. 99: WHAM EPISODE REACTION.*

The Black (Still telepathically to S2 and Karkat): <...After all. Seems to be Maaaaaaaaassive overkill if you get one of my strongest buddies to wreck some f***ing havoc on Krathlos. Of course, Krathy didn't figure out that Sek'talkus over there wouldn't cotton to him by waking him up...OK, You all didn't think that Sek'talkus would do that, but I think the armor decals should have pretty much instantly given away who's side Sek was on to begin with...>

[Rin Kagamine]

((The Reality Gauntlet is now working. The nature of the location you were in prevented it, but now it's fine because you're somewhere where reality actually exists to warp. And the big text is just to put emphasis on the fact that HE'S REALLY F***ING LOUD! Him whispering))

*The OTE decides to ignore your 4th-wall breaking comment, which isn't exactly hard because you're still a kitty being pampered by Rin-Tazz in a completely different universe the last we checked. Maybe you should escape her grasp, change back, and join the fight if you want to yell at an Eldritch abomination about how large his text is?*

Krathlos: I UNSEALED YOU!...Oh dear me, that was too much yelling...Now...I think we both know what is customary for this kind of situation! I got you out of your- *Noticing the OTE charge an attack* -....Yes, I got you out of your prison, so in exchange, you end the multiverse for me...Clear?

OTE: SHUT IT AND DIE. *Fires a Wide-Angle disintegration beam at Krathlos, who narrowly parries with his own.*

*Everyone else > JAW-DROPTECH LV. 99: WHAM EPISODE REACTION.*

The Black (Still telepathically to S2 and Karkat): <...After all. Seems to be Maaaaaaaaassive overkill if you get one of my strongest buddies to wreck some f***ing havoc on Krathlos. Of course, Krathy didn't figure out that Sek'talkus over there wouldn't cotton to him by waking him up...OK, You all didn't think that Sek'talkus would do that, but I think the armor decals should have pretty much instantly given away who's side Sek was on to begin with...>

I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD STAY IN THIS HELL HOLE OR JOIN YOU IN ANOTHER FIGHT OF MESSED UP S***! ESPECIALLY SINCE BOTH HAVE A HIGH PURRCENTAGE OF DEATH FOR ME~OW!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You better figure out which is better, then. The Narrator doesn't have control over you, except when he uses Railroading Powers.*

Krathlos: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!

Sek'talkus: THIS 'MADNESS' IS ME ENDING THE LIFE OF A DERANGED OMNICIDAL MANIAC. DOESN'T SEEM VERY MAD TO ME, THOUGH.

Krathlos: YOU...YOU SON OF A B**CH!!!

*Krathlos has overcame the Wide-Angle Annihilation ray duel. Sek'talkus is clearly weakened from being in the seal for so long, and is unable to produce his best to properly take down this lunatic.*

Sek'talkus: QUITE RUDE. *Makes a leaping attack at Krathlos-a claw connects and slashes him down the middle, between his red and blue halves.*

Krathlos: FRAAAAAAGH!!

*Krathlos looks absolutely broken after that attack, which took out his entire supply of SPUNK MYRRH. He doesn't seem able to recover from the massive slash, though. He just stares a while after the second rez, flips off everyone, and teleports away.*

*Everyone else is still using JAW-DROPTECH LV. 99: WHAM EPISODE REACTION.*

[Rin Kagamine]

I DON'T KNOW GOD******! I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE WHO SPEAK IN COLORED ENORMOUS CAPS. OTHERWISE ALL OF MY POSTS AFTER THE EXPERIENCE WOULD END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS!

[Wander]

TOOLOUDTOOLOUDTOOLOUDTOOLOUDTOOLOUD

//hides in a corner while shivering and maybe also crying o3o

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Way to go, RK, your ferocious kitty yelling has made HI scared and sad. How does that make you feel, Kitty-RK? How does it make you feeeeeeeeeeeel?!?*

[Sir Sivelos]

((No, Tazz, like I said before, the Reality Gauntlet can do anything. But for the sake of being Not completely OP, I'm limiting it.))

*a screen-like distortion appears in front of me. It isn't a hole, but it shows the Void. I squint into it, looking. Then, I spot a small, very damaged figure floating through the void. The figure appears to be flipping the f**k out, but it can't really do much.* ...I knew it.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((A Reality-Warping Gauntlet doesn't work with no reality to warp, like in the void. In any case, the Black does NOT come from this reality, and is henceforth completely alien to the Reality Gauntlet. IT doesn't register the Black as existent at all. If it COULD, he'd destroy it. On the other hand, I'm fine with AS, and by extension you, being resistant to the void enough to survive...1 minute. Dark Writs can't have all the fun. XD Just be aware that the name is misleading: The void is NOT AT ALL EMPTY. It's a very chaotic swirling storm of the antithesis of existence. It, though impossible to describe in any state of matter or energy, is definitely THERE. If nothing else.))

*AS is being annihilated right in front of your face. You (and 'it') might be particularly resistant, but completely immune it almost unheard of. Give it another 10 seconds and he'll be gone for good. At this point, its power is so weak that you might as well not try-you couldn't teleport him out of THERE, where no space nor time to teleport to existed at all. Traveling through there is equally insane. Without a proper time or space, there was no way you could find AS's physical location before the void annihilated you completely, even if you went the same way at the same velocity. Its' completely nonlinear.*

*What bothers this Narrator is your lack of attention to the Original Time Eater-the guy who you were TRYING to keep unsealed for the very reason that he was going to kill you-had just helped you, rendering Krathlos'es plan useless. This is the thing you were fighting over THE WHOLE TIME, you know?!*

Sek'talkus: <...Tiny one, heed your alternate's demise no further. My master felt quite merciful when dealing with you-he typically does these offenses in with either nigh-eternal servitude or instant annihilation without a warning. That you are naturally resistant will not mean that you stand a chance against my master, in any case. That Gaunltet of yours, as you must have realized, does not work where he will inevitably fight you, and even then it would not work against him. It only works in one reality, the one it was made in...A reality where he did not come from. It is a fight in vain, a losing battle, even in the most favorable circumstances.>

*TNT finally recovers from the shock*

TNT: WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE??!?!?!??!!!!

Sek'talkus: <I would wane from your lewd language, Dark Writ. I do not favor its use. My name-my REAL name, and the one I would like to be called-is Sek'talkus. My titles, aside from the one you know, include Captain of the Wraithguard and the Incarnate of Space. My master is the one you call the Black...Though, his title is the Oblivion Lord.>

*Is writing this down in records*

Sek'talkus: <I do not have all the time in the world, so I ask that you make your questions now. My master will request my presence shortly...Just know that it is still your duty to kill Krathlos for good, if nothing else.>

[Wander]

IDONTLIKELOUDTHINGSLOUDTHINGSUSUALLYMEANDEATH

ANDIDONTLIKEDEATH

//covers ears while still shivering

[Sonic20]

Sonic20: BATTLETEXT LEVEL 9001: WITTY ONE-LINER!

We may not be able to win this fight, but this godforsaken green and black pigsty can go abscond back into whatever disgusting hole it slithered out of!

MINOR VERBAL BURN DAMAGE!