The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((S2, sorry, but you are LATE TO THE PARTY! I understand this isn't exactly your fault, though, and to be fair, I immediately did say I was controlling the thing...And this was my intention for the OTE from the very start. HERE are three very convenient posts that basically sum up what happened.))

*Krathlos destroys the Time Grenade and nulls its effects with a well-aimed laser and a big smirk.*

OTE: ...HUH?!

*The Original Time Eater has awakened. A MASSIVE hole to the void appears, though the beast's appearance is mostly covered in mottled-grey armor...With Green highlights. For some reason, the Void itself clearly wasn't holding the thing back. Just some white-ish chains of some sort, though they look rather weak.*

The Black, Telepathically to S2 and Karkat: <I...wouldn't. Krathlos would just kill them all for real before they even got the chance. Not like they're already dead...that's kind of rubbing salt in the wound, big time. Besides, you already HAVE backup. On the other hand, consider the reward for killing off the Unsealers out of the question. I will give you the items upon the death of the Dark Writs, assuming you do it, who are likely to appear after Krathlos'es death.>

OTE: ...WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE AWOKEN ME?! REVEAL YOURSELF!!

((I'm controlling the Original Time eater.))

((The Reality Gauntlet is now working. The nature of the location you were in prevented it, but now it's fine because you're somewhere where reality actually exists to warp. And the big text is just to put emphasis on the fact that HE'S REALLY F***ING LOUD! Him whispering))

*The OTE decides to ignore your 4th-wall breaking comment, which isn't exactly hard because you're still a kitty being pampered by Rin-Tazz in a completely different universe the last we checked. Maybe you should escape her grasp, change back, and join the fight if you want to yell at an Eldritch abomination about how large his text is?*

Krathlos: I UNSEALED YOU!...Oh dear me, that was too much yelling...Now...I think we both know what is customary for this kind of situation! I got you out of your- *Noticing the OTE charge an attack* -....Yes, I got you out of your prison, so in exchange, you end the multiverse for me...Clear?

OTE: SHUT IT AND DIE. *Fires a Wide-Angle disintegration beam at Krathlos, who narrowly parries with his own.*

*Everyone else > JAW-DROPTECH LV. 99: WHAM EPISODE REACTION.*

The Black (Still telepathically to S2 and Karkat): <...After all. Seems to be Maaaaaaaaassive overkill if you get one of my strongest buddies to wreck some f***ing havoc on Krathlos. Of course, Krathy didn't figure out that Sek'talkus over there wouldn't cotton to him by waking him up...OK, You all didn't think that Sek'talkus would do that, but I think the armor decals should have pretty much instantly given away who's side Sek was on to begin with...>

*You better figure out which is better, then. The Narrator doesn't have control over you, except when he uses Railroading Powers.*

Krathlos: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!

Sek'talkus: THIS 'MADNESS' IS ME ENDING THE LIFE OF A DERANGED OMNICIDAL MANIAC. DOESN'T SEEM VERY MAD TO ME, THOUGH.

Krathlos: YOU...YOU SON OF A B**CH!!!

*Krathlos has overcame the Wide-Angle Annihilation ray duel. Sek'talkus is clearly weakened from being in the seal for so long, and is unable to produce his best to properly take down this lunatic.*

Sek'talkus: QUITE RUDE. *Makes a leaping attack at Krathlos-a claw connects and slashes him down the middle, between his red and blue halves.*

Krathlos: FRAAAAAAGH!!

*Krathlos looks absolutely broken after that attack, which took out his entire supply of SPUNK MYRRH. He doesn't seem able to recover from the massive slash, though. He just stares a while after the second rez, flips off everyone, and teleports away.*

*Everyone else is still using JAW-DROPTECH LV. 99: WHAM EPISODE REACTION.*

*The Black, in utter confusion as to how EVERYONE missed these three wham-episode ranked posts, re-quotes them with VIDEO FEED on Pesterchum and Trollian, and whatever other chat clients there are, just to make sure everyone knows exactly what the f*** happened.*

The Black: <YOU! PEOPLE! ARE! SO! SLOOOOOOOOOW!!! It is honestly shocking! Honestly! I am totally and genuinely surprised at your lack of awareness! The battle is already over!>