The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Um. Okay... =w=

[Wander]

*ground bridge appears*

so yeah I'm just gonna go get some peeps

and this could take a while

cause even after the war is over, 'cons aren't really the easiest people to talk to

soo. . . yeah kthxbai //rolls into the ground bridge and closes it

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It has only gotten worse-more pings*...HOLY F***ING S**T!!

Guys...Wanna know the difference between Krathlos and Image?

Krathlos is merely powerful. That makes him really f***ing dangerous. Image isn't just powerful, he's worse than JUST powerful: he's Charismatic.

*Over 20000 pings are hit, each one detailing a being of significant power. Most lie around or above Mecha-Sonic's level of power. It's a rampage around anywhere even remotely significant to the group as a whole-from Pop Star to Alternia 2.0. to some obscure Anime Dimension RK probably likes visiting to the world of the last base, the Land of Dungeons and Treasures (LODAT). Mecha-Sonic is only ONE unit of those 20000. All are rampaging.*

...It's a headhunt, and we're the hunted...

[Wander]

*NO

THEY ARE THE PREY AND WE ARE THE HUNTERS

SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU NOT LISTENED TO ATTACK ON TITAN'S FIRST OPENING

someone take advantage of this moment and post that opening song

I can't because my iPod is a butt and doesn't post links*

[Sonic20]

*equius jumps up and does a STRONGPUNCH on mecha sonic, knocking him out through the glass with a dent in his head, but roughly five seconds later metal general and the draconian digitary take his place*

Equius: *looks around* D ==> Oh my
Karkat: I HOPE YOU'RE STILL VERY *****ING STRONG EQUIUS, BECAUSE THOSE *****ERS AREN'T HERE TO EXHANGE GIFTS.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Wait a s**t...

*Further examines pings*

*It's not just ONE unit per ping.*

...OK, guys, I will offer a diplomatic meeting as to how to deal with all of this, because they're attacking pretty much everywhere with an army's worth of dudes per-person.

[Sonic20]

*NO

THEY ARE THE PREY AND WE ARE THE HUNTERS

SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU NOT LISTENED TO ATTACK ON TITAN'S FIRST OPENING

someone take advantage of this moment and post that opening song

I can't because my iPod is a butt and doesn't post links*

DONE.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU MAGNIFICENT BA****D.

YOU ARE PROBABLY MAGNIFICENT ENOUGH TO LEAD AN ARMY WITHOUT ONE CASUALTY WHILE MAKING EVERYONE WEAR SOMETHING HIDEOUS AND GAUDY.

THAT IS THE SIGN OF A TRUE LEADER.

[Sir Sivelos]

I AM BACK

Sorry, I had to go into the NYC with my Dad, I'm currently in his studio. ANYWAY

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THE BIG APPLE?!

HOLY S**T.

GENUINELY SHOCKING PLOT TWIST. THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY IT'S AWESOME!

*Faints*