"Krathlos opened the void, releasing the time eater, however the original time eater kind of slaughtered him. After that the black pointed out how stupid we all are, and then proceeded to provide commentary on things while Karkat informed john to tell the rest of the beta and alpha kids they were coming there to bring them to a giant time eater monster for backup."

"After a bunch of randomness, John ended up in the avatar roleplay accidentally, and the troll's spaceship is under attack by 200000s upon 200000s of villians."