The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Starts murder-the-pants-off-of-everything-that-isn't-a-friendly-spree*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Sivelos uses tech: Astral Lightshow! Sivelos raises his hand, which begins glowing with a bright light. Then, with a might CRACK, thousands of lightning bolts fly out of his hand, striking anything within the vicinity! Many foes are destroyed, and many are severely wounded.*

[Wander]

*rolls out of a random ground bridge with a giant robot dragon*

HI: I GOT THE PREDACON :DDD

Predaking:



HI: ALSO DID I MENTION HE'S HUGE AND TERRIFYING AND ALMOST KILLED ME D:

Predaking: You hit me with a pipe. You're lucky that I didn't grab it and shove it through your spark.

HI: I don't have a spark. I have a heart. :I

Predaking: *death glare*

HI: IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYALSOCOULDYOUGOKILLTHINGSNOW

Predaking: Fine. *transforms back into a dragon and starts murdering everything*

HI: Okay now I gotta go get more peeps

and maybe a medic too *rolls back into the ground bridge and closes it*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh yeah, I remember you! I have your figurine! *points at Predaking* Oh, wait, hold on. *Sivelos uses tech: Mad Pyrotechnics! Sivelos clenches his hand into a fist, and tosses many black pellets at his foes, each creating bright fire-work-like explosions! Many foes are wounded!*

[The-Hydra]

BLASTOYSE IS CONFUSED BY TRANSFORMATION

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Throws Blastoyse at various figures, dealing deadly blows*

EVIL BOSS MURDER WHOOOOOOO.

[The-Hydra]

BOSSES?! BOSSES MUST BE STOPPED FROM BOSSING!!

*Hydro pumps while being thrown*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Sivelos uses tech: Astral Lightshow! Major damage to all in the vicinity of the attack*

[The-Hydra]

GOOOD THING BLASTOYSE DON'T KNOW WHAT VICINITY MEANS

*HIDES IN SHELL*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT uses LV. 9999 FOSSILTECH: CONSULT LORD HELIX!*

*TNT grabs a helix fossil and consults with it by rubbing it suggestively. It then shoots a wide-angle annihilation ray out at a good portion of the bosses, annihilateing all who fall to it (which would be 99% percent of the bosses) and critically wounding the survivors.*

*TNT is laughing hysterically at the devastation*