The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*If you did teleport in there, you'd get annihilated, because telefragging doesn't exist in this time-space outside of a suicidal paradox. The void is just one way to do it, and you know this.*

[Sir Sivelos]

N-no, I don't. AND I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH THE VOID IT SCARES ME ;m;

[Rin Kagamine]

He's so cute XD

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Another GENERIC BAD GUY Yanks on Rin's tail, this time pulling it off entirely*

...S**t. *Flees area in preparation for RK's ballistic, nekomata-version goddess-of-unlimited-VIM fury.*

[Wander]

KO: Well scrap. We're running out of Energon cubes.

HI: TIME TO GET REINFORCEMENTS.

KO: Ooh, make sure to bring that one six changer.

HI: okiiieee *ground bridges out of the place and closes said bridge*

[Rin Kagamine]

*Another GENERIC BAD GUY Yanks on Rin's tail, this time pulling it off entirely*

...S**t. *Flees area in preparation for RK's ballistic, nekomata-version goddess-of-unlimited-VIM fury.*

MY FREAKING SPINE!!!!!!! IT HURTS LIKE GOD FREAKING D*** HELL!!!!!!*kicks GENERIC BAD GUY into the air, and continues kicking and hitting others furiously*

YOU
WILL
ALL
FEEL
MY WRATH!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Wait. If you didn't have a spine. You would be able to do this. *bends backwards in a completely impossible way*

[Wander]

KO: Ooh. That looks painful.

*ground bridge opens, and G1 Soundwave comes out*

Soundwave: RAVAGE, RUMBLE, FRENZY, LASERBEAK, BUZZSAW, RATBAT, EJECT. OPERATION: DESTRUCTION. *ejects all the tapes*

Rumble: Aw yeah! Fraggin' stuff up is our specialty!

Frenzy: Not crazy 'bout the operation name, though. But hey, it's still pretty great, Boss! It's simple, and it just rolls out, 'ya know?

*all the minicons just frag shiz up, with Soundwave blasting everything with the cannon thing on his shoulder*

HI: *rolls out of the ground bridge and closes it* I'M SORRY THAT'S ALL I COULD GET FROM THE G1 UNIVERSE. *slightly nosebleeding*

KO: Ah well. I've never actually seen a Soundwave with all his minicons, so I guess that's alright. Would've loved to see that six changer 'Con, though.

HI: I TRIED OKAY BUT I GOT DISTRACTED *still slightly nosebleeding*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*RK has completely atomized whatever baddie happened to get in her way, as well as most of the ship and some of the surrounding planets you were passing. Nothing f***s with RK. NOTHING. Thankfully, the latter two locations were large enough to have the force quickly reconstitute them. Your path to the respawn is clear.*

*TNT quickly shoves a very large TV into the respawn area. It explodes not a second later.*

[Rin Kagamine]

KO: Ooh. That looks painful.

*ground bridge opens, and G1 Soundwave comes out*

Soundwave: RAVAGE, RUMBLE, FRENZY, LASERBEAK, BUZZSAW, RATBAT, EJECT. OPERATION: DESTRUCTION. *ejects all the tapes*

Rumble: Aw yeah! Fraggin' stuff up is our specialty!

Frenzy: Not crazy 'bout the operation name, though. But hey, it's still pretty great, Boss! It's simple, and it just rolls out, 'ya know?

*all the minicons just frag shiz up, with Soundwave blasting everything with the cannon thing on his shoulder*

HI: *rolls out of the ground bridge and closes it* I'M SORRY THAT'S ALL I COULD GET FROM THE G1 UNIVERSE. *slightly nosebleeding*

KO: Ah well. I've never actually seen a Soundwave with all his minicons, so I guess that's alright. Would've loved to see that six changer 'Con, though.

HI: I TRIED OKAY BUT I GOT DISTRACTED *still slightly nosebleeding*

*distracted by Hajime's sudden loss of blood. Grabs HI* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!