The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*sigh* No, that's not what I meant. I already told you, the Reality Gauntlet is omnipotent; it can do ANYTHING. And by anything, I literally, without any doubt, mean ANYTHING. Heck, I could wipe out the entire army with it if i wanted to! But, for the sake of not being too OP, I've decided to limit it.

[Sonic20]

Okay. I assume half should go and get that backup, and half should stay here. We still, have the dark writs to deal with.

Karkat: STAYING.
Kankri: *prys self from the ships below* I supp9se I'll stay then.
*the rest of the trolls proceed to repeat the cycle of leave and stay*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. *stares at Reality Gauntlet* *Sivelos uses God-Tier tech: Cosmic Cataclysm! Sivelos waves his hand in a wide arc, and about half of all of the bosses are vaporized in a massive interstellar explosion!* DAYUM

No wonder that's called a God-Tier tech.

[Wander]

HI: YOU KNOW WHAT RK'S THEME WOULD BE

FREAKING POWER GLOVE, AW YISS.

KO: Not much of a fan of this kind of music, but I guess it does fit her a bit. Also, that voice almost sounds like mine.

HI: I KNOW, CRAZY RIGHT? *whispers* they probably spied on you and recorded your voice or something o3o

KO: Yeah, no. Highly doubt it.

HI: YOU NEVER KNOW THOUGH-

KO: No.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*sigh* No, that's not what I meant. I already told you, the Reality Gauntlet is omnipotent; it can do ANYTHING. And by anything, I literally, without any doubt, mean ANYTHING. Heck, I could wipe out the entire army with it if i wanted to! But, for the sake of not being too OP, I've decided to limit it.

The Black: <You know...At this point, you're probably ignoring mine-and other's-statements of 'if that were the case, then you'd be dead right now because I would have shoved you into the void that one time I had you hopeless and unconscious' just as many times as we have ignored YOUR statement on how powerful the Reality Gauntlet is. The only sane and practical reason to be doing it at this point is to be bluffing the true limits of your power, as my full sensory of your power-including what you have sealed-as of right now indicates that you are the undisputed weakest member of the team, even surpassing the lazy Hydra in lack of power...Which is an excellent tactic when your foes are not willing to hurl themselves at you no matter the power difference between you and them. Henceforth, I would stop entirely and never mention it again, even if it is more correct than it seems. It serves nothing but to make you sound cocky and irritating, no matter how true or false it is, and in any case...You clearly don't get the number one rule of exceptional power.>

<Omnipotence and the ability to do everything are considered mutually exclusive, because the latter simply does not exist and the former is never the latter, but does exist. Or, shorter, everything has perfect counters that they can't do s**t against.>

TNT: That guy talks an earful. It's odd how he knows all of this stuff without being omniscient, or something...

The Black: <Oh, yes, is there any particular reason why your ship is on a crash-course to the next->

*The ship crashes into a planet!!*

The Black: <...Awwwwwwwwww D**MIT!>

[Sir Sivelos]

I... What? *stares at the Reality Gauntlet* ...Then what is the use of it!? *tears off the Reality Gauntlet, and by extension, the arm it is stuck to, and throws it into space. This time, it doesn't come back* There's always a counter to something I do! Always!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You fail to do the above because you are currently not in space, but rather eating the dirt of a planet. It is rather dry.*

The Black: <As to why I find it stupid to even think of removing it, it is still drawing out your latent powers, which prevents you from being leagues and miles behind the rest, instead of just somewhat below-you are only behind due to a great lack of direct combat experience and not picking one of those Homestuck-based Classes, and not exactly a completely unreasonable fault of your own. The reason why Hydra surpassess you is an instant-regeneration ability, exclusive to him, that makes Cell and Buu look arrogant. He IS a quest-critical entity for those Crazed The-Hydra Fangirls-don't ask about that, it disturbs me as well. In time, the very reason you wield it will turn from a power release to memories of times past...>

<As to why you're eating dirt...Well, that doesn't take rocket science. You crashed. Hard. Someone mucked around with your navigation is the best kind of idea I have, tried to stall you out. Good news, though, you took out the entirety of the second ping you were heading for anyways...>

<My boys are cleaning out house with these enemy clusters as well. But for now...Get moving. Freedom is in the area you hit.>

TNT: *Springing out of wreckage throwing Splash Potions of Healing at everyone* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! !!!!!

COME OUT AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

*slams head into the ground* ...Okay, you know what? Just give me the d**n grid. >_>

[Sonic20]

Karkat: SON OF A B-

Karkat promptly proceeds to flip the ***** out.

Kankri: ...
Sollux: ...
Nepeta: :33 < ...
Aradia: ... s0 is any0ne g0nna g0 get tavr0s 0r

[Sir Sivelos]

...Okay, so I didn't bother to wait for you to get it, and looked it up myself. I choose... Knight of Doom.