The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sonic20]

MMMPH! *Sivelos uses weapon! Shadow Galaxia! Sivelos dashes towards DWF at untrackable speeds, and proceeds to perform a painful Multithrust technique, jabbing at DWF with hundreds upon hundreds of powerful stabs!*

CHAIN COMBO!

Sonic20 follows up with level 863 doomtech scythe overload!

*sonic20 instantly follows up, dealing even more damage with sivelos's attack so freedom has no time to regenerate*

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*meanwhile*

> Dave: Summon Davesprite.

Davesprite: see you are already all over me- what
Dave: im not even gonna bother asking what you were up to
Davesprite: that would be a wise idea

[Sir Sivelos]

Haha, yeah, I know. I was kidding. NOW

*Sivelos uses tech: Heavenly Transfix! Sivelos extends out his hand, which morph into a giant drill! He proceeds to attack DWF with the drill! The damage was so monuments, it would pierce the heavens! Just kidding. Only major damage!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((OK, I feel the need to clarify JUUUUUUUUUUUST a little: Damage is only major or minor depending on the DEFENDER, NEVER THE ATTACKER. That attack would do f***all against Karma, so that would be 'Barely anything' on her.))

*DWF uses AUTO COUNTER: THE ART OF MARTIAL LAW! In a surprise twist, Freedom grabs onto your arm and, being the king of Mindf*** to the point where Nightmare would be useless against Freedom in a mental fight, Mindf***s you, rendering you useless while you go through whatever it is you're currently going through. We're not going to show it, because we no longer tolerate the whole 'extra narrators gag' Freedom did last time.*

DWF: THAT WAS HILARIOUS! F*** YOU!

*The narrator uses LV 1 DEUS EX MACHINA! A Rock falls on Freedom's head, stunning him! He will not be able to move next round! Don't worry, this Narrator has already healed from Silencing.*

DWF: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

[Sir Sivelos]

... *Sivelos suffers from a Lv. Infinity Derp-Out!* @_@ *my eyes change to a BSOD*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Flonne-Tazz uses Giga-Espoir! Silveos is cured of mindf***!*

*TNT uses LV 9001 SUMMON THE CREEPERS!*

*TNT whistles, and upon the whistle, 9001 CREEPERS appear.*

DWF: You're joking.

*The CREEPERS rush up to DWF and explode in his face, circumventing his ability as the Creepers die upon explosion and TNT isn't harming DWF directly.*

DWF: F*** YOU CREEPERS!!

[Sir Sivelos]

*blinks, and the BSOD disappears* I'm b-b-b-baaaaackkkkk. Ahem. I'm back. I know! *Sivelos proceeds to use his powers as the BARD OF DOOM to increase the likelihood of a cataclysmic event occurring, by temporarily increasing the power of all fighters, be them good or evil, by 500 percent!*

[Sonic20]

Dave: but for the sake of irony i must ask you anyway
Davesprite: how about no
Dave: nice try but we all know i cannot resist irony

[Sir Sivelos]

All right. I'll just go back into the shadows and watch this play out... *absconds to wherever*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You abscond directly into Freedom's face, doing 500 points of damage and breaking your nose. Absconding is impossible during a boss battle! I've said this already!*

*TNT uses Lv 13 ACE OF HEARTS! TNT charges up the energy of the soul into his weapon, along with his many copies, and they all bum-rush Freedom for a MAJOR BLOW!*

*Someone MUST finish off Freedom before Silveos'es buff expires, or you're in for a WORLD of pain!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Ow mah nowse D: *covers my nose* Ith yo faith made of thteel!?

(Ow my nose D: Is your face made of steel?)