The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT knows the Scissors will NOT do enough damage to kill Freedom without a massive damage boost, even worse than what Silveos is already providing. Throwing Scissors are traditionally joke weapons, after all (whist, oddly enough, Blade-Scissors aren't).*

NONONOYOU'VEGOTTAUSE-

*BRUTAL AFFRONT! 25X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!*

DWF: gAGHAGHAGH!!!

*Freedom has been critically wounded!*

DWF:...F***...F***...F***...F***...F***...F***S**T ...Beaten by F***ING THROWING SCISSORS!...Blaugh!!

*Freedom vanishes, leaving behind a cache of L00T.*

*The trolls clean up those generic baddies you've been fighting, which makes for...2 out of 20000 pings dealt with. Whooooo.*

*Silveos'es disaster-sensory spikes. Uh-oh.*

[Rin Kagamine]

Dran: *lands near a tree*
RK: *jumps off and hugs Dran's head* X3

[Sir Sivelos]

GUYS

MY SPIDER SENSES ARE TINGLING

...I mean something's going to come and f**k our s**t up. =n=

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*An utterly MASSIVE meteor, larger than the planet, is coming down on the group!*

TNT: *Looks up*...Uh-oh.

[Rin Kagamine]

*An utterly MASSIVE meteor, larger than the planet, is coming down on the group!*

TNT: *Looks up*...Uh-oh.

RK: SHITAKE MUSHROOMS!!!*panics and opens a portal, transporting Dran and RK away*

[Sir Sivelos]

Well. *Sivelos abuses his BARD OF DOOM powers! All of a sudden, a random SPACE-TRANSIT SHUTTLE slams into the meteor, driving it off course. The SUPERMETEOR is then sent spiraling off into wherever we're fighting. Sivelos then mourns the lives lost in the accident.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The portal leads back to where you just were. You look down and realize a teleport trap is under you-and it doesn't look to be very vulnerable. You've got to find a different way out of here!*

*Meanwhile, the supersized meteor is too big to move to a safe place, partially because if it hits ANYWHERE on the planet, the result will be the same: everyone on it dies horribly! Your allies are the only ones ON this planet, *

TNT: *Seeing the teleport trap* S**TS**TS**TS**TS**TS**T!!! REPAIR THAT SHIP!!

*TNT uses REPAIR MONTAGE!! Within five seconds of ridiculously hard work, the ship has been fully repaired and ready to abscond the f*** out of this deathtrap planet! Of course, TNT barely has energy left. He's already on the ship though-you better get on too!*

TNT: ALL ABOARD SALVATION EXPRESS!!

[Rin Kagamine]

RK: Ninja'd!

[Sonic20]

Davesprite: you win
Davesprite: hussie's shenanagins
Dave: oh
Dave: yeah
Dave: those are the worst

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Karkat: YEAH, HONK HONK. ALL ABOARD SH*TTY RUMPUS EXPRESS.
Sonic: Stop.
Karkat: NO.

[Rin Kagamine]

Rin: Hey! Annoying chat logs!
Dran: How is it any different than ours?
Rin: ...I guess it's not that different.