The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

I wonder when someone will win

[Sir Sivelos]

Hydra. At this point, the chance of somebody winning will be above 0 in like, several months, if not years.

(And Mr. Black, why don't you trap him in a rift, like in the ARP, which is small enough to deprive him of his immortality/invulnerability, and then kill him there? You seem powerful enough. Or maybe... Hmm...)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The Black: <Because I CAN KILL HIM INSTANTLY INSTEAD! The Void is an instant-kill! Just have to find him first. It'll be pathetically easy, too-eventually he'll come out to f*** s**t up, which is when he'll be as obvious as an oak in a forest of pines. Unless you find him first, in which case, I'll just teleport to you and do the honors.>

<It isn't like you're the heroes of everything, you know. LE is just WAAAAAAAAY over your head, and I don't want to see you dead at this interval. Besides, the Dark Writs are your current target. Unfortunately, they're not exactly easy finds, so it'll take extensive amounts of time dedicated to it to find one...Tazanite over there knows it all too well.>

TNT: Hey, I didn't-

The Black: <Good luck making him talk about the details, though. Very stingy with them. Very.>

TNT: I didn't tell you my-

The Black: <For all due intent and purposes, my current position gives me omniscience and omnipresence, if I so choose, Tazanite. I may have only awoken recently, but for all due intents and purposes, I was already here. I know things that you could only really dream of knowing, and I don't feel like telling you much of anything. Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo...That was a rather dull laugh...Anyways, later! Gotta focus on finding him...>

TNT:...OK, in any case, he's right. The Dark Writs are still out there, and unfortunately they're the kind that takes forever to find and know when to flee...Lets head back to base, we can always just teleport back to here via dimensional hole. We'll both keep an eye out on Dark Writs from different places, though as we've just seen them get f***ed up by the Wraithguard, they'll probably be in a much more defensive position. But they won't let us live if they can help it-it seems they've learned from their last mistake, not caring much for the opposition except as an annoyance, until we're too big of a threat to stop at all...This'll make it infuriating.

*TNT heads back to base.*

[The-Hydra]

Maybe we could rename the thread "Post here, Because why not"

Or we could just keep this name

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

At this point, I'm debating if we should take our 'pseudo-roleplay' elseware. Possibly on the off-chance we go inactive long enough for someone to actually, you know...WIN. But for now, let's keep it as is, for NOSTALIGA.

BECAUSE NOSTALIGA.

[Sir Sivelos]

YAY NOSTALGIA

And also. I found these cool treasures! They're like rings, and they give you cool powers. Like Captain Planet, but not a so-bad-it's-good kind of TV show. Here, I made a list of them. The crossed-out ones have been already chosen.

Spoiler:

Scarlet Ring: Supreme control over fire and heat-related things.
Azure Ring: Supreme control over water and cold-related things.
Jade Ring: Supreme control over nature and life-related things. Its very presence repairs nature.
Cyan Ring: Supreme control over wind and weather-related things.
Garnet Ring: Supreme control over earth and metal, as well as land-related things.
Sono Ring: Supreme control over sound.
Thunder Ring: Supreme control over electricity.
Disaster Ring: The ability to cause natural disasters on a whim.
Possession Ring: The ability to take control over another life-form (If it is significantly stronger than you, it has no effect).
Hades Ring: The ability to summon and control the dead.
Recovery Ring: All healing factors are enhanced by 10x, and your bodily-recovery speed is sped up by 1000%.
Immunity Ring: Immunity to all diseases and plagues.
Barrier Ring: Immunity to all mental attacks.
Bastion Ring: Immunity to all physical attacks.
Life Ring: Grants immortality and the ability to resurrect others.
Plague Ring: The ability to spread plague, disease, and pestilence.
Diamond Ring: Body becomes incredibly durable. No physical damage can come to the body.
Metamorphic Ring: Ability to change appearance in any way.
Mind Ring: Grants psychokinesis, telekinesis, and the ability to read minds.
Dimension Ring: Grants (limited) control over space-time, as well time travel and teleportation.
Creation Ring: The ability to conjure objects out of thin air.
Lucky Ring: Makes you the luckiest person in the universe, and grants the ability to twist the luck or misfortune of others.
Power Ring: Grants nigh limitless strength.
Sensory Ring: Improves the senses by one billion-fold.
Knowledge Ring: Grants near-omniscience, and knowledge of all things.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

In any other setting, those rings would break the balance of the story/game like breaking an egg with a rock.

BUT NOT THIS ONE. That stuff ranges from 'who cares?' to 'standard,' at least compared to OUR typical fare. In any case, I'm pretty sure that I can only use like, one or two at a time, right?

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, you have two hands, and thus two ring fingers. Pick any two you want.

[Rin Kagamine]

Nice. A random list of rings. Lovely.

Oh, and apparently, a period in art class working with clay can lead to a whole 45 minutes-ish of sex jokes. Yup, I laughed too hard, and now my sides hurt. Still.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'm going to treat it as if we were to immediately lose the rings the instant we choose the ones we want, and the LAST one I want out of my hands is one that can possess us and make us do whatever the baddies want, so give me that Possession Ring. *Takes Possession Ring*

As for the other...Hrm. Give me the Lucky Ring. *Takes Lucky Ring*