The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*JT hugs and snuggles RK3*

[Rin Kagamine]

*JT hugs and snuggles RK3*

RK3: *blushes*

[Sir Sivelos]

Mmmmmmm got it.

And the Master Ring is indestructible. You can tell because it's SHINYYYY *Master Ring sparkles in the light*

...BTW, do the others (by that, I mean the trolls) want one?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A thief steals the Master Ring whist it's sparkling, straight off of Silveos'es finger! It's clearly a thief from the enemy forces! Before anything can be done, the thief absconds!*

...WHAT THE S**T?!?!?!?!?

...Welp, the only thing that could have gone wrong, predictably, goes wrong. CURSE YE TROPES! CUUUURSE YEEEEEEE!!!

[Rin Kagamine]

RK1: Have you ever wanted to do something that happens in cartoons?
RK2: Like, create a time paradox, be involved in a body-swap, get amnesia, or take part in a big fight?
RK1: Or get a superpower? Or blow up the moon?
RK2: It all sounds like fun! Maybe escape from prison?
RK1: Or get sent to an alternate universe?
RK2: Or...FIND TREASURE.
RK1: We've already found treasure, and taken part in a fight.
RK2: And attempt at amnesia, because, YOLO, as they say.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You also already have superpowers from being a goddess, you probably blew up a thousand moons in the process of beating up baddies while angry, and are technically IN an alternate universe right now. All universes are alternate of one another.

*JT snuggles RK2*

[Rin Kagamine]

You also already have superpowers from being a goddess, you probably blew up a thousand moons in the process of beating up baddies while angry, and are technically IN an alternate universe right now. All universes are alternate of one another.

*JT snuggles RK2*

RK2: :3
RK1: That leaves Bodyswap, Prison Escape, and Time Paradox.
RK2: I wonder what would happen if we went back in time and made it so I didn't tell my friends about my crush.
RK1: Hmm...dunno, they were pretty pressuring...
RK3: It's almost as if...I lost a friend that day...
RK2: The reason it seems that way is because I have a bully.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

A true time paradox is impossible, thank the heavens. So that's really two. If you went back in time, you wouldn't change YOUR situation, just another, completely different RK who really isn't you at all.

[Rin Kagamine]

A true time paradox is impossible, thank the heavens. So that's really two. If you went back in time, you wouldn't change YOUR situation, just another, completely different RK who really isn't you at all.

RK1: ...huh...cool...
RK2: Maybe in an alternate universe, my friend has a crush on me instead?
RK1: That'd be cool...but would I feel the same way back?
RK2: Dunno. Maybe in another universe...I'm a guy.
RK1: Maybe in another universe...I'm not a member of this forum?
RK3: Maybe in an alternate universe...my parents die...and I have to live in Italy?
RK2: ...I don't know Italian.
RK3: Maybe she does...and maybe she has an older sister instead of a younger brother?
RK2: I dunno...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

And yet you don't' consider at all if you're not a goddess? You know, goddesses can't die in a normal matter. With the Barrier ring, you're outright invincible, on top of 1st class omnipotence and in your case, unlimited physical energy, or Ki, or VIM, or whatever you call it. That is...Kind of, you know...Major.