The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

I'M LAZYYYYY *sinks deeper into my Ultrecliner*

[Wander]

*tailgate, swerve, and hajime run out of a ground bridge, with swerve holding tailgate back*

TG: WHO HE THINK HE IS?! TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO!! HEY! HEY CYCLONUS! COME OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!

HI: OH GOD SWERVE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TAILGATE

Swerve: I GAVE HIM TOO MUCH HIGH GRADE I'M SORRY I'M SO SO SORRY NOW CAN YOU CLOSE THE 'BRIDGE BEFORE CYCLONUS COMES IN

HI: YEAH 'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT CYCLONUS COMING THROUGH HERE OH GAWD *closes ground bridge*

TG: WHAT THE HELL YOU BE CLOSIN' THAT GLOWY THING FOR I NEED TO MURDER CYCLONUS MAN- *passes out*

HI: well what now

Swerve: WE DUMP HIM HERE, LEAVE, AND GO BACK AND SAY WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO TAILGATE.

HI: GOOD IDEA- no wait if it's coming from you it's a bad idea

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*TNT uses the unconscious body of Tailgate to pummel the blue assassin to pieces.*

*no, not the BLU Spy, the blue assassin. There is a DISTINCT DIFFERENCE. The Spy is not an assassin.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Yeah. The Sniper admitted to it!

[Wander]

SW: WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T DO THAT WITH TAILGATE! *drags tailgate back*

HI: okay but seriously what are we gonna do with him

SW: Just wait 'till he comes back online, I guess. *shrugs*

HI: AND ALSO WE SHOUDL NOT LET CYCLONUS FIND OUT OR HE WILL MURDER US

SW: OH PRIMUS PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME. *huddles in a corner while shivering*

HI: AND ULTRA MAGNUS WILL KILL US TOO, AND MAYBE EVEN RODIMUS, AND PROBABLY TAILGATE HIMSELF TOO

SW: NOOOOO STOP REMINDING ME OF THE HORRORS

[Bulbasaur]

I do not know how to join this conversation, so here's a bananaphone.

[The-Hydra]

Why can't the rest of you be more like Bulbasaur

[Sir Sivelos]

Because plot. =3=

Also ring ring ring ring ring. BANANAPHONE

[The-Hydra]

Plot? This place has as much plot as Super Mario bros., except that one at least makes sense.

[Wander]

HI: THIS HAS SO MUCH PLOT LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

SW: So much of the plot.

HI: SO MUCH PLOT THAT IT HURTS