The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

Really?

[Rin Kagamine]

FISH!

*starts dancing around in a fish costume*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A troll klaxon sounds! Warning lights appear!*

Automated Troll Announcer: Warning, severely high energy levels coming from storage bay. Source of Energy Levels threatening engine stability. Source: Unknown. Cull threat. Cull threat. Warning, severely high energy levels coming from storage bay. Source of Energy Levels threatening engine stability. Source: Unknown. Cull threat. Cull threat. Warning-*Goes on*

TNT: NOT AGAIN!...Odd though, why give us that much of a warning? They don't want us...You know...Being alerted to their attempts at 'impending demise.'

...

*As a note: Krathlos is a little TOO preoccupied with his father to be able to do much of anything except fight him. You can't use summons on bosses like Lrd English anyways. On another note: Krathlos went silent from shock (presumably), so Freedom attempted Mindf***. It didn't even come close to anything remotely resembling a phrase that may be tangentially correlated to the Mindf*** 'working.' Lrd English is just too strong for that.*

Lrd English YOU REFUSE TO LEAVE? YOU REFUSE TO STAND DOWN? YOU REFUSE TO EVEN OFFER SOME FLIMSY EXCUSE ABOUT FATHERHOOD OR SOMETHING COMPLETELY WORTHLESS LIKE THAT? WHAT MADNESS IS IT TO CHALLENGE THE INDESTRUCTABLE DEMON? CLEARLY A GREAT ONE!

* The Semi-Elder Soul, Lrd English, challenges Krathlos and Dark Writ Freedom*

DWF:...A Semi-Elder Soul, on top of everything else he's got...AND WHY DIDN'T MY MINDF*** WORK?! NO MATTER THOUGH, this match feels quite balanced!

*Lrd English uses Plasma Bath! The top of his Golden Cuestaff morphs into a mini-green sun, which he then uses as a powerful flamethrower that technically isn't throwing flames at all, just super-hot smoke from the Green Sun's inner depths-and in this case, it technically isn't smoke either! This narrator doesn't know what it is at all! It's just green and flame/smoke like but isn't! NON-RESISTIBLE DAMAGE!*

[Sir Sivelos]

You mean plasma? o3o

ALSO

SOME SHIET IS GOING DOWN

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK, let's just check out what this is. I kind of doubt it's a Dark Writ, and all things considered there's very little they could send at us that's even remotely stronger than themselves, barring Body of Law...

...Or...

...Naaaaah, all records of THAT guy prove he can't have his mind toyed with, nigh impossible. Specific, obscure techniques and a helluva lot of power that he makes rarely accessible...Doesn't cross out all possibilities for THAT guy, though...But seriously, he's not exactly involved in anything, not related to anything, it's unlikely in all aspects...

...Pleasedon'tbethatguypleasedon'tbethatguypleased on'tbethatguypleasedon'tbethatguypleasedon'tbethat guypleasedon'tbethatguypleasedon'tbethatguypleased on'tbethatguypleasedon'tbethatguy!!!!!!!!!

[Sonic20]

It's that guy. It's happening.

But today, today there is no one here who will fight alone. Today, we will all go together, confronting the evil at our doorstep... Today, we are cancelling the-

Dimentio: Nice pacific rim speech.

No. I hate you. I just.

No.

[Wander]

PACIFIC RIIIIMMMM

seriously are we the only ones who get it

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You don't even know who 'he' is. If he's even quantifiable as having a gender anymore. And though I understand fantasy tropes very well, the 'his' sheer appearance in such a manner as to put 'him' on a side-ours or the others-could reasonably qualify as an instant victory condition for that side. END OF THE WAR, THOSE GUYS WIN! Nightmare and Dark Mind could be on the other side, and they'd just give up when they realize who they're up against. 'He's' done s**t that is literally and blatantly impossible even by the standards of this thread simply because of 'his' powers not fully meshing with our reality.

'He' is the Elder Soul. I say THE Elder Soul because 'he's' the only one known thus far-even a theoretical LE who survived the previous world's annihilation of all reality would still only be Semi-Elder, and we don't know about the Black well enough to discern it. An actual Elder Soul would be twice as old-Ten Hadean-size Eons to be somewhat precise, and I assure you, there is an Eon called the Hadean Eon to gauge this by. Surprise surprise, thus far 'he's' the only guy to meet official requirements. Nobody else we know of comes close. Whoever 'he' is. The good news: 'He's' a soul of a dead man, and the only physical object the soul can grasp directly is 'his' own sword. The bad news: In short, the Elder Soul's killer, thanks to the use of an artifact, is literally 'himself', and NOBODY else has come even somewhat close since 'his' powers were unveiled, apparently.

And if there is any believed relation to Elder Scrolls, I assure you, there actually IS a connection but it's rather weak so don't fret about it.

*The team has arrived to the door to the storage area. The warning is right-an immensely powerful entity lies within. You will be unable to summon aid, all 'Limit Breaks' of any variety will be reset to 0% full for the encounter, and escape of any kind is impossible. Of course, the need for any of that may not be necessary depending on how you deal with the upcoming situation. Perhaps NOT coming in guns blazing and swords swinging could be of assistance in this regard? You really don't know who, or what, is on the other side. The energy field is totally unfamiliar, and the Knowledge Ring reveals nothing-the entity within may be exempt from your powers. You have no clue what it could be.*

*Will you enter now?*

[Wander]

HI: dammit how'd you know i was thinking of elder scrolls >:I

also not the limit breeaaakksssss

Swerve: What are Limit Breaks?

HI: *slowly pushes Swerve away*

ANYWAY YEAH LET'S ENTERRRR

Swerve: Pretty sure you're supposed to be quiet.

HI: Just go get your gun already.

Swerve: Okay! *runs through a ground bridge and comes back out two seconds later with a blaster*

HI: okay now let's enterrrr

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*PxR Party: 1/5 vote enter now. 4/5 votes undecided. 3/5 votes required for action.*