The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*walks over to Shicky and Icy* I remember the last time I did that. I was frozen and my alternate self got thrown into the Void and had his throat ripped out. I felt all of that, by the way.

[Wander]

DEAR GOD THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE

YOU NEED SOME HUG-PATS //hops down and gives Siv some hug-pats without the hug-patting gif because i cant find it right now

*stares and makes confused whale noises*

[Sir Sivelos]

THANK YE *accepts hug-pattings* ;w;

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Makes a (very delayed) questioning gesture to Nightmare on response of the 'ignores invincibility' bit. You then recall LE was killed by the Black for good-there really isn't any other logical target. He then drifts off for the rest of the conversation, immersed by a 3DS and Battle Trozei.*

...Oh, sorry, lost track. You were saying?

[Sir Sivelos]

I know that the LE killed by the Black is dead now. But I'm talking about the alpha one. Also, there's more. Here, I'll list it in audibly visible bullet points...

• Ignores Invincibilities and Resistances

• Increases Damage Output by an insane amount

• Increases the chance of any Secondary effects the Weapon has so that they will always happen (kind of like Serene Grace)

• Any luck-based weaponry will be modified so that the most favorable outcomes for the user will have a higher chance of happening

That's all I've heard so far. But the recipe, so I've heard, involves a HUGE load of Grist, even by God-tier standards, and a whole boat-load of various Legendary Artifacts to get its Prototype, and THEN you need to use Time Shenanigans to turn it into its completed form.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((This is not a Homestuck RP. Grist does NOT exist at all. :P))

...Uhh...This isn't SBurb, mate. Or SGrub. Or 'SWord.' I think Grist is currently in a state of not existing.

...I hope Gold is somehow interchangable with Grist, or really standard crafting is interchangeable with, well, everything you just said we needed to do.

And the Alpha LE died with the rest of the 4th reality. And 'Alpha Timelines' don't exist, uhh...'Now.'

Granted, all of that sounds about as good as the idea of taking down adamantium doors and selling them for a profit. Which is to say, incredibly good.

((Also: LE has not gone outside of a Blackout Zone you've been in, the 'original' one anyways. As far as 'we' know, LE is dead. :P I won't spoil your fun on these weapons, though.))

[Sir Sivelos]

((Whoops. Sorry, with all the HS elements, I got a bit confuzzled. XP))

Oh. Well, still, it might be in our best interest to make at least ONE more Ultimate Weapon. And by one more, I mean CHECK THIS OUT *pulls out a glowing Galaxia, which is now completely white, as if it is literally made of light, and the jewel in its hilt is now a spinning chrome Gear* It took me so long to gather everything up, but I made an Ultimate Weapon Catalyst and fused it with my Galaxia. LOOK HOW COOL IT IS IT MAKES NOISES WHEN I SWING IT *swings it, making a lightsaber-esque noise*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...The Lightsaber noises are kind of funny. But that's just me.

SO!

...Uh.

Well, the first restart of this RP and we're off to a fantastically slow start. It's almost award-winning slowness going on here.

[Sir Sivelos]

Uh. *Some PARTICULARLY AGGRIVATED BLOBS approach!* OH LOOK ENEMIES

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The PARTICUARILY ANGRY BLOBS are one-shot by Tazz with a torrent of sand. Apparently Sand is supereffective against BLOB MONSTERS. For some reason*

*Tazz sighs*

We outlevel them by 5000 or so!