The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Why would they run on electricity? It's just a mix of the appropriate energies required to use such powerful abilities. In any case...Just because you don't recall something being the way you think it is means it's wrong...Suggesting to the contrary of the Narrator too many times has a tendency to cause the unfortunate event of avian boulders, seized by gravity's incredible power, to grant a spontaneous party wipe. Those rings have a very long 'battery' life anyways, so you can't really complain. 30 minutes of charge for 3 months of good work on average, depending on the Ring.*

Silveos, it's pointless to argue to this novice storyteller. He's got a point in nerfing the rings somewhat, and in any case, overusing Omniscience is...Bad for the brain. In general. In any case, we've got to move on.

**You hear the Narrator go on to himself about not having the authority to kill you all just for insulting him once. You also hear his attempts to crobar his assistant shortly thereafter fail.**

The light won't kill us, so...

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...Narrator? I shoved Silvy out of the cave?

**The assistant reminds the Narrator that he'll be fired if he refuses to narrate over ONE insult. One hundred and one is when he's good to leave.**

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*Tazz shoves Silveos into the light. He follows.*

[Sir Sivelos]

A light? AH MY EYES Lol just kidding. By the way, I thought I heard some stuff back in the cave. Like some large, dire animal. It might follow us out of the cave. I think we should be on our guard.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Dire Animal...Is shot dead by Tazz. Oh, yes, it was a Dire Wolf.*

*Oh, yes. You appear to be in the middle of a field...Your shipwreck is in dead sight. It's surrounded by well-armed entities of unknown origin and dead trolls...Lots of dead Trolls. Half of the crew, in fact. Silveos'es Knowledge Ring-whether it be on his person or not-fails to work. Omniscience or no, the blackout zone's effects, including nulling omniscience, seem to persist inside the area itself...*

...Well, there goes just cruising through...The people here...Well, we already blew up their armadas. Let's just hope they see reason on this one, it was all just a HORRIBLE accident, a bad crash and bad first impressions...Uhh...

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, I think there is a much more pressing question; IS NIDHOGG STILL AROUND.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Uh. I'd think we'd notice...I doubt such a huge thing could be missed...

...

DWI: So...You are?

???: Hrm...My Callsign is Bloodhound, so let's go with that.

DWI:...So, Bloodhound-

Bloodhound: The less we dally on this, the less ground those idiots gain.

DWI: And that much I agree with...

DWF: SO WE'RE SERIOUSLY-OW!

Bloodhound: Yes, you're seriously teaming up with me. It's not exactly like you have much choice. In all honesty, you and your troop are a minority...You are not going to straight-up beat this 'Antivoid' in a full-out engagement. And this is just the group that a man too lazy to do his own work has sent in instead of his own Wraithguard, who outnumbers both them and us at the same time.

DWI:...What.

DWF:...What.

Bloodhound: We must substitute straight-up power for numbers...And we must be subtle.

Now then, one more thing: your goal of armageddon will likely be considered a 'side-effect' to killing who we need to kill to even do that. In other words: Killing our friend...THAT will be an easier goal to rally by than just armageddon.

DWI: It's still the same thing.

Bloodhound: Trust me it is not. Causing the Armageddon-to everyone else-is seen as just causing mass murder. Killing that man is removing one of the biggest blotches of morality off of the face of existence. In fact, the reason why I'm throwing my lot with you is more to kill him than to give a s**t to what happens afterwards...A world where THAT is allowed to even exist is a world that doesn't deserve to live any longer.

DWI:...Intersting. For now, I'll just test-what are you-

Bloodhound: As I've said-I've seen successful DEE's before and you have one. Time wasted dallying is ground we're giving to those idiots, and as that is ready to go-

*Bloodhound activates the DEE and gets the Dark Writ's base into the next superdimension. Nothing bad has happened*

Bloodhound:...We go.

DWI:........PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN! I don't care if you feel as if you need to go now, testing things like that is critical no matter how good the signs look!

Bloodhound: Trust me-you'll thank me later...You will...You OK? You're twitching a lot.

DWF: I'MTOTALLYFINE!

DWI: Forgive him, order is a thing he can't live without. Almost literally.

Bloodhound:...I'll note that.

DWI:...You'll have to proove yourself later. I usually don't do this, but...You seem to be rather unstable. We need someone who won't fire our missiles prematurely on a good feeling.

Bloodhound: If you say so, sir.

DWI: You're leading the charge next engagement.

Bloodhound:...Looking forward to it, sir. *Grins* Looking forward to it...

[Sir Sivelos]

So, um. While we wait for the plot to advance, why don't we tell some stories? Like how I got this hammer? *holds up Galligath's Hammer*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The group surrounding the trolls has seen you and telekinetically forces you to join the group. At this point, quite a few of the Trolls have kicked the bucket, and it's NOT like every troll on board got respawns. Those things are expensive! The units who have got you seem to mostly be human, but the nostrils are quite like a pigs, and the upward-jutting teeth are definitely more like a boar than a man...*

OK, urm, sirs-

Random Soldier 1: WHY THE F*** DID YOU CHARGE INTO THE BARRICADE?!
Random Soldier 2: DO YOU NOT HAVE A BLOODY LINKNET?!
Random Soldier 3: YOU JUST LET NIDHOGG GO WILD YOU F***ING IDIOTS! F***ING NIDHOGG IS LOOSE!
Sergeant Major: You all stay quiet! And keep your mouths clean or I'll shove soap in 'em!
Random Soldiers: SIR YES SIR!

Sergeant Major:...They're all correct, you're all idiots for not catching our signal. I don't care WHAT kind of bloody excuse you have, our signals to turn back were as obvious as a neon sign in the middle of the night, even in a Blackout Zone! If you DON'T have a linknet, then I'd question your sanity for just charging into a blackout zone! I've seen more than one instance where those things hide EXACTLY planet-sized shapes!

Sergeant Major: I want one good excuse why you didn't just avoid the whole place! ONE GOOD EXCUSE, YOU HEAR! Otherwise we'll execute you on the spot, Nidhogg getting loose is a crime that doesn't get a trial!

[Wander]

//whispers to Tazz

can't we just blame everything on starscream and leave //holds up a tiny G1 Starscream in a jar, who seems to be yelling the tiniest of threats

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

//whispers back

...No.

[Sir Sivelos]

BACK FROM A CON *passes out onto my bed* ;w;