The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Ye. *SIVELOS uses TECHs: SOVEREIGN'S SHIELD and SOVEREIGN'S SWORD! You already know what Sovereign's Sheild does, so we'll skip that. SOVEREIGN'S SWORD, however, maxes out SIVELOS's offensive stats for one minute.* LES GO

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK then...*Sets off a flare and quickly dunks it into the hole.*

*You can see...THINGS down there. The darkness mostly covers their exact shapes, but they're definitely solid and have limbs. Now would be the perfect time to AOE them out of existence, before they do anything to the flare and flee.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS proceeds to swing Etherfröst, which due to its enourmous size, has a ridiculous radius!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz uses LV. 999 BLIZZARD!*

*The cluster of trash mobs dies almost instantly to the combo, leaving a small pool of L00T. Tazz puts it in a different L00T bag so as to not confuse the L00T he has to hand over for the L00T he got beforehand.*

...OK, what we could really use is some Night Vision...Does anyone have some Night Vision goggles?

[Sir Sivelos]

I had a Super Glowstick. *glares at the mobs' carcasses* But no, I don't.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OK then...Flare out! *Lights and uses another Flare*

*MORE trash mobs appear five feet away, looking to destroy the light. Tazz uses LV. 999 BLIZZARD!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS slams GALLIGATH'S HAMMER down onto one of the Trash Mobs at full charge, creating a huge fiery explosion!* WOOOOO

[Ganyu]

This is looking bad...

*vanishes*

[Sir Sivelos]

WEEEEEE *fire ensues*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ecrivain's fleeing is...Rather pointless, actually.*

...Oh, come on!

*In any case, these odd creatures are quickly realizing that killing you is FAR more efficient from stopping light intrustions than destroying the flares-and d**m there are many, quickly stamping out the fires with an acid spray, making an acid cloud above come out of the cave.*

OK, TIME TO MURDUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR!! *Tazz goes nuts with the Universe Edge, cleaving into the baddies with reckless abandon* WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!