Teal: Complete annihilation of ALL physical and metaphysical aspects, all at once, AND the additional and simultaneous annihilation of a specific point where it will resurrect, often called a Bonfire-

Tazz: Dar-dar-dar-dar-darks-dark-da-sign-dark-da-dar-da-da-ddddd...Dar-*Tazz stutters some more, then*-DARKSIGN!!! DARKSIGN UNDEAD!!!

Teal: Yes, a Darksign. The Darksign Undead, the single-handed cause of the entire system and control of armageddon...Of WHAT reality their appearance destroyed, I fear it isn't to be known, and only in my worst nightmares would I even see the Darksign...However, all of these...Things...In addition to what they already are...Are also Darksign Undead. All of them. Every last one. From what I understand, it's possible to clense the Darksign if one does NOT die...Period, prior to the cleansing. And though it may-or may not-sound odd to you to hear of dying more than once...Trust me. Darksigns have a horrible curse. It's a mercy you deal to these things. Granted, they really don't deserve it, I feel their revulsion to light and natural aggresiveness were natural aspects and not a cause of the Darksign.

Tazz: OK, so...We have to oneshot that trash every time we see them until we reach the...Erm, Boss. I guess we can call it that? Darksigns f*** with everything.

Teal: The original Darksign-from what very little I've seen of her-is the matriarch of this wretched coven, a beast I call simply that-the Matriarch. As nobody bothered to give these things a name as far as I know of, I'll also call her...'brood,' well...Boarspiders. Completely lacking in imagination, but apt. They do seem to have a level of intelligence beyond mindless savagery-henceforth I doubt the Matriarch will stray far from the Bonfire, which makes annihilating her and her brood all at once easy.

Tazz: So, we just blow up everything, then...OK, I have an idea to finish off the Darksign Boarspiders when we get there, but while we get there, we're basically just going to have to one-shot them?

Teal: I don't think fancy tactics deserve much else, so yes...Of course, I haven't the faintest idea where the Matriarch is, as I really haven't left the hole since I made it. She is big, so she can't fit through small holes like this...But she is fast as long as she's going in a straight line. She won't come to us, but we'll come to her...

Tazz: I hate it when they run like that. But I don't think that'll have any bearing on our plan.

Teal: Great, now, could you-

Tazz: No I will not tell you.

Teal:...I'll just assume it doesn't involve me being used as a human bomb.

Tazz: You're making me want to.

*Teal Facepalms. Not how he wanted that to go.*...Let's just get going, then.