The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Dredd told us not to due to a slim relation to the ARP thread, which got closed due to excessive swear with almost no censoring (to not blame any parties). That was only a week-long restriction, though.))

(Really, Silvy? Howabout this for starters: Soviergen has no way to actually attack Nidhogg! They're in separate Superdimensions right now, and cross-superdimensional ANYTHING is impossible, barring use of the Void (and even then it's highly restrictive and only usable by the Wraithguard in such a manner). The Overseer doesn't even have CONTACT with Soviergen at all, in fact, and it's doing its best to guess it's intentions it as a direct result. Galligath...I'll not speak of Galligath. Vice-versa as well, of course, so instead, Nidhogg is going to settle for the Overseer and your forces. On another note, the power up I'm fully aware of, but that is IF they go in Sovvie's turf-Nidhogg's so powerful that, if Sovvie and they were in the same superdimension and either Nidhogg were close enough, they can drag him out, then blow said turf to the high heavens, without physically going into it at all, nulling Soviergen of his advantages against any foe. Oh...And the acid barrages? SECOND-WEAKEST ATTACK IT'S GOT, and for the most part it's the only one it ever needs to use against anything because the acid covers a wide area and is supremely hard to dodge. The laser eye attack that destroyed your ship for good? THAT'S the weakest, though this is based off of sheer damage potential. Welcome to hell, Silveos!)

*...The Narrator takes note of all of the Author's comments for future reference.*

*The Overseer vanishes. Your question as to if they were going to try to kill the Soviergen remains unanswered, but it seems likely they're going to get some allies of its own first.*

*The General-the figures in the distance you noted-approaches.*

The General: Nidhogg split into two...I hate you EVEN MORE now. But I get that it's not actually your fault...Ugh, now we have to deal with two of them...And 9 bucks says they're going to get their forces. Idiots.

General:...*sighs*...Let's get back to your ship and get going on a plan and how this is going to work...Two Nidhogg alone is already reason to commit suicide, but idiots who can control it on top of that? We've got to stop...SOMETHING.

...

Bloodhound: I hate those mercs.

Image: You fought admirably and with a force to be reckoned with. You lead with talent. You're more than worthy to be in our upper echelons and to be fully trusted...All of that said, yes, I agree with you completely.

Freedom: HOW DID THEY WIN WHEN I HAD THE STRONGEST BEING ALIVE ON MY SIDE?!

Bloodhound: Respawns. If this was actual war they'd be dead for good and we'd have won.

Image: Undeniable. No fault of either of you was a factor in our defeat...Hrm?!

Bloodhound: What the-

*The two Nidhogg approach the ships that make up the sole fleet of the Dark Writ's Spatial Navy.*

Nidhogg 1: You grand twitsssssssss...You dared to control Nidhogg...

Nidhogg 2:...But you dared not to challenge Nidhogg'sssssssss great power...

Nidhogg 1:...You oppossssssssse this 'Sssssssssoviergen' and hissssssss Ssssssssservantsssssssss, who would upsurp Nidhogg'sssssssss throne...

Nidhogg 2:...But...Would you help Nidhogg sssssssslay him?

Image: If this 'Soviergen' is allied to the ones we just fought...Yes. He'd be an opposition to our cause-

Both Nidhogg: You fight well. Nidhogg lendsssssssss you control of his demonssssssss in the sssssssservice of dessssssssstroying thisssssssss Sssssssssoviergen...You may sssssssssummon Nidhogg to sssssssssmite your foessssssss in return...Also, Nidhogg will 'forget' the time you consssssssstrained Nidhogg'sssssssss mind to your whimsssssssss...This is Nidhogg'sssssssss deal. Accept it?

Image: Yes! I'm assured we can both benefit from such an arrangement.

Both Nidhogg: DEAL ACCEPTED!

Nidhogg's naviesssssssss and armiesssssssss alliesssssssss with yoursssssssss! Nidhogg'sssssssss greatesssssssssst sssssssservantssssssss and sssssssssoldierssssssss are at YOUR command! Leave Ssssssssoviergen for Nidhogg to lay low!

KILL THE RESSSSSSSSST!!!

...Nidhogg, away!

*The rest of the crew are stunned to silence for a few seconds as Nidhogg flies away at lightning speed, out of sight and radar.*

Bloodhound:...Uh, did we just make a deal with a giant demon space worm?

Image: Yes.

Freedom: Can I-

Image: NO!

Karma: But you can with me~

*The room goes silent for a moment again.*

Bloodhound:...So...

Image: I think it's best if we just head back to work for now. We'll meet up with Nidhogg's generous suppliant troops in due time.