The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I-I even TOLD you it was a bad idea and to save it for LATER, when massive DPS was what we needed! You could have just, like, used a plain old Magic Missile or something at Freedom when he was riding Nidhogg and he would have gone down and died, Nidhogg wouldn't have split in two, and NONE OF THAT would have happened!

...But hoorah for additional EXP. But no L00T! Le sadface...

*Silveos has hit cap level and may Class Up!*

...OK, moving on!

[Wander]

Wait, so what is the cap level here?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Cap is, counting the maximum amount of class-ups which is to say, ALL of them, times 9999, the level needed to get a class up...Um...

...I don't think I can say that number aloud properly.

[Sir Sivelos]

So, if I class up, what will happen?

[Metal Gear Snivy]

Woah, this has been going on since November... How have we not ended this yet?

[Sir Sivelos]

Because reasons. I dunno...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Class up: You basically pick a new class and start leveling up according to their stat boosts and stat up from there. The earlier you get stuff like abilities and stats and whatnot, the more significant they are in the long run. Your earliest classes will define you quite a bit. Later classes...Not so much.

None of us have really gotten into the deeper classes yet, so I'd choose wisely from the almost limitless choices one has. Every particulate of every last class should be taken into account! Not counting those classes we got from the Homestuck Grid, that was basically a massive bonus. But you get the idea, I guess? Choose wisely...But before we get into any more fights.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm... I want something with high luck, for one. I mean, I don't know why I didn't use my Bard of Doom powers to flip the chances, but eh... Maybe... Hm... Is there... a list, or something?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*With your prefrences selected, Tazz hands you a list, with classes with the highest LUCK stat on top.*

*For the record, no, you cannot use your Bard of Doom powers in such a fashion. They only affect the chances of you and others dying horribly.*

*The classes with the highest luck stats paradoxically have huge luck requirements, taking out most from the list. However, when you go down to the bottom, you find that only a select few classes actually give luck penalties. The worst class, luck-wise, is Slayer, which offset this with insane combat boosts in general. For some reason, you see 'Soviergen' but nine spaces above 'Slayer.' Poor Sovvie with bad luck. You scroll back to the top of the list and start narrowing down choices, ignoring those with class requirements you don't have or those that would probably do you more harm than good due to them abusing luck for the most part, which you don't have in much abundance. However, narrowing it all down, you get about 3 or 4 classes you can actually take that provide a significant luck boost enough to mostly drown out your luck issues without being too luck-based.*

There is Cowboy. Odd, I know, and facilitates RANGED weapons-specifically revolvers and hunting rifles-as well as ground-based mounts, all things you don't exactly have perfect stats for, or any expertise in. However, they're fairly powerful in general, and not very gimmicky, and fit into most roles easily, especially the ones you like to use. Except straight-up spellcasting, but they don't harm that.

There is Dancer. You barely edged out the high agility requirements and will need to buff that further as you go along, and this is NOT a combat-based class at all. It's more for buffs or crowd control, which isn't what you built up for-barring Bard of Doom, but that was just good everywhere in general. However, the buffs and debuffs are fairly good, and having a tanky buffer/tanky cc is welcome in any party.*

*There is Reckless Fighter. It's basically about the art of making plans up on the fly instead of actually planning, if planning is even involved. A class designed for the inner Leeroy Jenkins in anyone, giving bonuses for being the first into a fight, initiating the fight, fighting without buffing, and for fighting more often-it'll be hard to do, but very rewarding if you can pull those crazy boosts off. The one direct catch is a sizable penalty to intelligence. That means spellcasting effectiveness will drop. Sharply.*

*Lastly, there is Magic Inquisitor. It basically is a regulator against dark magic, commonly seen evil creatures in human society, and all that jazz. This class grants bonuses against certain supernatural creatures-Dire creatures, Demons, anyone practicing black magic, ect. They're also good healers and damage-dealers, and buff healing magics as well-though this all comes with a drop to defense. Rather narrow, but considering the foes you face, it could come in handy.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I choose... MAGIC INQUISITORRRRRR!

((And by the way, the Sovereign doesn't have the class Sovereign. That's just his name. If he WERE to have a class, it'd be probably Demon Lord, or something.))