The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

So, do we inspect?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That was a question?!

*They inspect the facility. It turns out that the energy flux is coming from the top of the satellite-it's 'penthouse' so to speak. It's not too far to the top from where you are.*

[Sir Sivelos]

LET'S GOOOOO *SIVELOS heads fluctuation-wards*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*To be honest, there is absolutely no fuss. There's not even a barricade on the way to the 'penthouse.' The door is unlocked, even. Not OPEN, though, just unlocked.*

*Whether or not this is an Elder Soul...In case of stupidity/emergency, you will need to kick the a** of whatever's inside. It'll likely be IF diplomacy fails you, which, considering the pattern thus far that diplomatic solutions are the best kind for Elder Souls, will mean you have low Charisma or are just plain stupid. If it's just some massive boss who wants you dead for no reason, though, well...Are you ready?*

[Sir Sivelos]

Got it. *equips Ultimate Galaxia, and walks towards the door... and gives it a couple knocks.* ...Hello?

[windsagesety]

I have no idea what is even going on in this topic so...

i win bby ;)

[Sir Sivelos]

Sciz no

Sciz wat r u doin

SCIZ

STAHP

[windsagesety]

can't stop won't stop bby ;)

I mean what.

[Sir Sivelos]

Sciz. Why. *shot*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The door almost instantly opens. Inside is a man who's fairly average, blue eyes and black hair. He wears some kind of retro-styled naval officer coat, with various medals on it. He's got one hand near a fancy sword of some kind, with a mask in his other hand, similar to the ones Teal and the Black and Bloodhound use as some kind of power suit-this, on top of the extreme power you feel emitting from him, pretty much confirms his status as an Elder Soul.*

Storm: Ah, excellent, a rescue party! It's been, er, rather hard to find everything I needed to keep alive, but I've been managing-but enough of that, get me out of here! I'd rather a place with more living things in it than here. Oh, yes, my...Um, just call me Storm. Old codename.

Tazz:...OK then! I'll just brief you on everything later...

*Wow. That was easy.*

*You head back to the ship and get out of there. Aside from Storm's possessions, there's nothing of use for you in the Den.*

Tazz:...Again, that was incredibly easy. I haven't heard of any disasters...So. Shall we check out the Ruins, or the Drydocks?

*L00T or new ships?*