The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...No. He wouldn't be. Elder Souls are practically ancient-or SUPPOSED to be ancient, from a reality before our own. Our friends seem to be as if they never died at all, though...Which is weird, as Respawning didn't exist back then. They're not showing any signs of immortality either-any kind. In any case, they're ancient, powerful, and...Well, they give Reality a wedgie just by existing. Reality has to accept them, in all of their glory but they don't LIKE accepting them, because the reality where they were born and where their powers worked is no longer there. Reality Warping is much harder around them because of the fact the 'reality' they tap powers from no longer exists, so the current reality has to warp itself to achieve the effect because it SHOULD be working that way, but it typically cannot be done in that way.

It's weird. But in short: you making Elder Souls is impossible. If you were the actual source of it, I'd think The Black would have his way with you. I recall you saying he ripped your throat out and made you watch?

...Chaos does seem to be a rather unique thing regard-

Captain: We're here, sir!

...Wow, fast.

Captain: It's all close-by sir.

*The ruins of Alabaster are dug into a small Asteroid-too small for this to be a complex labyrinthine dungeon or anything like that. If anything, the shape and general use of materials suggest this was a storehouse of some kind, mostly secure due to being hard to find in every aspect-it's cameo'd and leaves almost no signature. Only the map helped you find this place. On the other hand, there can't be much ancient security lying around. If any even exist.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Eh... Hm. *PTSD ensues* But yeah, Chaos is certainly a character. Last I checked he split in two before vanishing. I think it was Dark Chaos and Light Chaos? Whatever. But basically, Chaos is not someone you want to fight. Just take my word on that.

[Sonic20]

Eridan: wwell this place looks pretty ****in terrible
Karkat: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION.
Eridan: yeah shore nobody asked for yours either

Sonic20: So what are we doing here again?

[Voltaire Magneton]

I want pizza with lasagna as toppings (whee).

[Sir Sivelos]

*tosses LASAGNA-TOPPED PIZZA at Voltaire* THERE YE GO.

And I think we're going on a L00T / loot hunt?

And shut up Eridan.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You enter the 'warehouse' and immediately, the first thing you see is L00T. L00T everywhere. Granted, most of it isn't fantastic, but several pieces here and there are Legendary, some of the uniques lying around are head-and-shoulders above their L00T peers, and a few pieces are even Mythic.*

...More like L00T collection...But yeah, you get the idea. *Goes to grab the L00T.*

[windsagesety]

MWAHAHAHAHA

THE THE-HYDRA FANPERSON IS BACK WITH A CHANGED USERNAME
NO ONE CAN STOP ME

except for The Nonexistant Tazz

[The-Hydra]

Sciz just figured out this section counts toward your post count :I

We're kinda boned

[windsagesety]

You brought this upon yourself, bby ;)

[14:19] @Le-Hydra: btw, Chitchat and forum games counts towards post count o3o
[14:20] @wind's ages ety: THEY DO?
[14:20] @wind's ages ety: what the ****
[14:20] @Le-Hydra: yep
[14:20] @Le-Hydra: That's why Siv and I have so many
[14:20] @wind's ages ety: i see
[14:21] @wind's ages ety: so
[14:21] @wind's ages ety: the secret to your post count
[14:21] @wind's ages ety: is ****
[14:21] @Le-Hydra: yes

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MWAHAHAHAHA

THE THE-HYDRA FANPERSON IS BACK WITH A CHANGED USERNAME
NO ONE CAN STOP ME

except for The Nonexistant Tazz

*Cue ridiculous shotgun time* AGHOODGHPAGOIHAEFIOHAHEGFUOHAGOHARGHPAERHAERGIOHAT BIUOHADFBGIUHASGHAGVPOHAFGHSADFADFGERHGIUHERP!!!

DIE! HORRIBLY!!! *fires ridiculous shotgun at Windsage*