I do have a cool shield. It's called the GORDO SHIELD. *takes out a large, dark navy blue shield with a golden border and several golden spikes on said border. Two eye decals are printed on the shield. ...It's meant to resemble a Gordo.* It's basically indestructible! It absorbs any and all damage, and even boosts my defenses a bit. The thing is, it's so incredibly heavy, I can't move at all whilst it's equipped. ...I don't use it often... *dequips the GORDO SHIELD*