The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

BECAUSE WE ARE ALREADY HERE GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!

*Your rings are fully charged! Granted, the Knowledge Ring is still kind of s**t-all due to the huge Blackout Zone and it's odd nulling effect, but eh. It can make do. The Bastion Ring*

*You drop out of the ship-the Briar Cataclysm-to pass a powerful force field and gravity generator, which is how people are trapped in this area. This area seems to mostly be an asteroid field, with several more of these barriers preventing any...Unusual pathfinding, explicitly making sure there's only one way to the dungeon boss. Like a true railroader.*

*With minimal light interference aside from the spaceships you own, the stars seem truly beautiful and plentiful, and whole galaxies surround you. It makes it feel like a huge world all over again. But you don't have time to marvel about that-the Dark Writs are definitely going to come here for the same prize you are, so you've got to MOVE FAST through the dungeon. Your readings indicate that the boss room is the location of the Elder Soul (roughly), so you'll need everyone there to open the way, because that's how Dungeons work.*

*FORWARD MOVEMENT! GET GOING!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay, everyone split up. Knowing **** like this, there's bound to be a multipath puzzle that needs a solving. So if we split up, we'll cover more ground. (Oh god why did I just say that)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*There...Doesn't seem to be any additional paths except straight forward. There ARE Moonrock Golem trash mobs ahead, but they are easily managed. Tazz is already charging forward.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sigh* Looks like I'm wrong again. 'Omniscience,' indeed. *follows suit, collecting any L00T that may have been left behind*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You quickly plow through the Moonrock Golems-under-leveled trash mobs they are-and rush to a nearby point of interest. A Gravity well going to the next asteroid in the dungeon! There's only one platform between the next Asteroid and you. Those Golems seemed easy enough, so...ARE YOU READY?*

[Sir Sivelos]

YES. *already on the way to to the next Asteroid*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The group hops in the Gravity well and makes it to the platform, where more Moonrock golems have spawned. It appears you must kill a certain, small number of them to move on. This was a Dungeon for people well under your current level and class...When those Golems would have been a grade-A challenge...*

*...Thankfully-or not thankfully-that changes quite quickly when several, near-your-level demon grunts appear on the platform as well.*

...Wait, what?!

*You look upward: You now see another fleet, the Dark Writ's utterly massive fleet and base, now supersized thanks to Nidhogg's machinations in allying with them. What was once a Fleet of 2, now a Fleet of 2000, with all the manpower it implies. They're outside of the gravity field that keeps you bound to the dungeon...Uh-oh.*

Bloodhound: MEN! SLAY THOSE GOLEMS FIRST!

Demons: SIRYESIR!

*You've got to kill about 5 of those golems before passage is allowed. So do these demons. Get to work and start killing the golems and the enemies!*

[Sonic20]

"OH SWEET LORD"

*activates random summoning level 98*

*sonic20 summoned Friendly Armego!*

*armego is a massive gravity sphere that is like a golem in that it uses minerals as it's body*

Oh hey get a golem while fighting golems seems legit

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, for Kami's sake... *SIVELOS uses GOD TECH: COSMIC CATACLYSM, level 9999!!! A massive explosion resembling a nebula consumes the asteroid. Since it was condensed into the size capable of engulfing the asteroid and asteroid alone, it is nearly 5x as strong! Luckily, no damage comes to the Asteroid or any allies.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The allied Golem and Silveos'es attack have cleared off all the Golems needed to move on, and also all the Demons! The Gravity well for the other side of the platform appears-better get to it!*

*The Demon Fireteam has lost ground and are back in the start of the dungeon! Best exploit this as well!*

GOGOGOGOGO!! *Goes to the other side of the platform, where more Moonrock Golems await.*