The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: This is unacceptable! Treason of the most vile degree!

Oh god, he's angry.

*DARK CHAOS is almost physically identical to his counterpart. There are a few differences, however... For one, his body is now a very dark midnight blue color... Almost black. His aura of power is the darkest black you will ever see, and his eyes are a piercing blood red. He seems to be a bit taller than L.C., and leaner as well.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Dark Chaos: Your fight against the beauty and speldor of the end of all things happening NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!?! IT is UGLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! IT is AMOOOOOOOOOOOORALEEEEEE!!! IT is...SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

Tazz: It's sanity.

Dark Chaos: ...

Tazz:...

Dark Chaos: ..."IT'S SANITY?!" THAT is what you have to say on your putrid, unforgivable-

*Tazz takes initiative to turn into Dark Writ Justice, making his stats spike and breaking the (needless) Aura around Dark Chaos, giving everyone a clear target. Storm the Admiral is also summoned from the ship to help out.*

Justice: Yes.

Storm: To put you to the sword will be a pleasure!

*FIGHT INITIATED!!! AntIvOId has Initiative over Dark Chaos!*

[Sonic20]

*stares*

i feel tempted to walk away and say nope right now

buuuut-

*cinos jumps out of a dimensional hole*

OH YEAH!

let's do this

[Sir Sivelos]

*DARK CHAOS uses TECH: ETERNAL DAKKA-NESS! Thousands of red lasers fly out of D.C, inflicting MAJOR DAMAGE, even to those who were expecting the attack!*

DODGE!!! *SIVELOS takes massive damage from the attack. He has one hit point.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Justice attempts a teleport but miserably fails due to DC's interference and takes the full attack with only several HP left. Storm dives into the water and uses LV 4999 HEALING PULSE! All allies are healed to full! Except Storm. But he's out of the way of the attacks now, so yay.*

Justice:...Expecting a one-shot? Tsk. My turn.

*Justice/Tazz slashes with his Ax at Chaos in a basic attack. A blood-like cloud transfers from the Madder-Man to DC. Due to Justice's 'Bezerker Plague' ability, he has a 50% chance to inflict Berserk-which causes allies and enemies to be indistinguishable on top of a Taunt and a 125% attack boost-and Berserking enemies will NOT target Justice or any allies (regardless of where the Berserk came from). No other enemy units exist right now, and DC cannot summon them...Technically leaving DC as his only target. Yes, he will. (If you're curious, Justice also has 'Controlled Rampage' which buffs all stats to 125% whist berserking and prevents the negative effects.)*

Justice: I'd stand back...He'll attack himself out of blind madness, and I expect it to be big.

*Dark Chaos is charging up a Light attack to hit himself with!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: YOU SHALL BE SILENCED! *DARK CHAOS uses TECH: ETERNAL DAKKA-NESS! DARK CHAOS takes the damage from his own attack and is down to half HP.* Urgh... What is this? Clever work, magician... But I am not so easily beaten. *D.C. uses TECH: ATLAS'S BREAK TIME! All statuses have been lifted from D.C. However, he cannot use this again for 3 more turns.*

KEEEEEEEEEL HIM!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A nasty hurricane brews overhead...*

*Justice uses UNIQUETECH: WRIT OF WAR! A symbol appears on DC's chest as it burns into his armor and skin-a symbol those versed in the song of creation know to be 'Bloodlust-War-Kill.' DC experiences these in their most raw form whist the symbol burns, taking the appropriate pain-but not showing it until the mark stops burning, now scarred in his skin. RIDICULOUS DAMAGE! DC is down to 1/3rd HP!...Hey, he's close to the cap, did you expect it to be a one-shot?!*

Justice: You seem to be far less capable than I imagined...

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: SILENCE! Dark Writ, you are tampering with forces beyond comprehension. *DARK CHAOS uses tech: HYPERNOVIC BURST! A blast of pure energy explodes out of D.C., dealing massive damage onto everybody! Some are even one shotted.* Your comrades have much better ideals! You are a traitor, and must be silenced! *D.C., using his blinding speed, proceeds to skewer Justice with his blade, and a massive energy blast bursts out of the blade, disintegrating Justice's body.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Justice's SALUBRITY FRANKINSENSE activates! He instantly re-spawns without penalty with immunity to voidial based attacks (voidial being different from the actual void)! Because I didn't forget that rare treasure either.*

...'Comrades?' them? We weren't friends, for one...

*The Hurricane is ridiculously large. It's making the EARTH shake! It's unlikely to be natural at this point...Tazz's Wither aura is now fairly visible-it's hard to see under normal circumstances, so this is unusual.*

And for another, to stay true to MY 'nature:' no existence means no conflict, no conflict means no Bloodlust, no bloodlust...Well, you understand why I'm the odd one out. And lastly...

*Justice grabs DC by the head and teleports into the eye of the Hurricane. DC's health and energy sap whist Justice is this close! It's also quite damaging if you get thrown into the eyewalls...That IS where the wind is fastest, after all.*

...LET'S SEE SOME BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOD!!! *Shoves DC into the Eyewall for ridiculous wind/water/electric damage whist he goes to the center of the eye to charge up a huge light-based attack.*

*Meanwhile, Storm gets confused as to where Justice and DC went, intending to hurl the Hurricane at DC, but quickly realizes where they are.*

Storm: They're in the Hurricane Eye! Get up there fast!

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISH BANTER! *D.C. uses GOD TECH: End of All! An absolutely ENOURMOUS explosion begins taking place. It is rapidly growing in size, and anything touching it will be one shot! It is D.C's most powerful attack, and breaching the attack will be nigh impossible without taking heavy DoT. The attack's radius seems to be heading dangerously close to Earth...*

-=MEANWHILE, in SIVELOS's house=-

Hm... *walking around, and comes across a laptop. The laptop seems to be on a page called "The Last Poster Wins! [v8]." It seems to be a forum adventure that is almost identical to your adventure. It seems to go past the current moment, and into the future, to the very end of the quest. SIVELOS regards this as spoilers and moves on.*