The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS shrugs* It's okay Tazz. For once, I'M not the tortured.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*yes, yes, but first, some monsters.*

*You get to the top of the elevator to meet exactly 145,897,457,092,608,791,523,458,793,428,096,713,58 7,142,560,056 Legions of Audino riding Bibarel riding Laser Pansers.*

Tazz: Easy grinding! *Leaps headfirst into the fray with all 150+ of him.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: TESLA CHARGE, level 8693! All foes are dealt high electric damage, and mild electric DoT is set along the floor.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The 145,897,457,092,608,791,523,458,793,428,096,713,58 7,142,560,056 Legions of Audino riding Bibarel riding Laser Pansers are defeated easily, and both Tazz and Sivelos are close to a class-up. They're awesome for grinding, as you expect an Audino with anything to be. Also so hideously evil that the likes of Dark Chaos, Freedom, Krathlos, and other such hyper-vile entities would not dare to recruit an Audino on its own free will. Enslaving it in this case is far more moral. And that is NOT a common thing.*

*You move on. So far so easy, but that's not likely to remain the same.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Woot, Tesla Charge is almost maxed out. I heard this particular tech gets really OP upon level 9999. Anyway, let's MOVE ON!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You encounter a horde of electric-weak monsters who are too generic to have description!*

*Alternatively, if you're bored of combat at this point, you may attempt to sneak around and pickpocket the L00T right off of them with your sneaky fingers (or a fishing rod). But either works.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: ASTRAL HURRICANE, level 9999! We already know what it does. Large electric damage!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You ignore the stealth mechanics and blow them up as usual. Nothing is wrong with going with what works, after all.*

*You carry on. For the most part, this ruin bears little note, but there are occasional descriptions of a bow on the walls. Apparently sacred. The Knoweldge Ring notes that this, sadly, ISN'T where the Arms of Atlas are located: just a powerful local legend of a bow the endboss of this dungeon uses (and one that likely drops).*

[Sir Sivelos]

Tazz, I hate to be the bearer of bad news... But the Arms aren't here.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Tazz: Honestly, I knew there was an Elder Soul here instead of those Arms, and I mean KNOW know. That's what we're here for...And it's coming up...

*You know about those torture tables where you stretch a guy out far more than he should with chains and s**t? Yep, that's it. Tazz takes a stand next to the table. There's a door nearby-but it's shut tight. The Knowledge ring tells you what you need to hear, but Tazz does it twice.* Now...This is impossible on your own. The table stretches on its own, multiplies for additional selves in case that's a problem, and when it stretches to the limit the door unlocks. The catch is, monsters spawn, and I can't 'no sell' these guys, so you've gotta protect me while I do this, alright?