Tazz: PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR-*Sees Phantom Lord Ecrivain-ECRIVAIN HELP KILL THINGS THAT AREN'T US!!!

Ominous Voice: Deploying Pizza-wielding Actor Ninjas. Deploying Scopemen. Deploying Cukoos.

Tazz: -Insert yet more badword here- WHY?!!?!??! *Tazz is still being tortured...It IS taking away his HP at a slow, yet steady rate.*

*The Pizza-wielding Actor Ninjas are like Ninjas, but they're acting as Ninjas, which still makes them insanely dangerous. Also annoying. They say sound effects out loud. Cukoos are man-sized birds that seem to have hourglasses for feathers and clocks for eyes.*