The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yes, because the highly-time based Cukoos wouldn't say anything about a time-based ability. The INSTANT you use Temporal Marathon, instead of affecting you, it affects the Cukoos-ALL of them. Though they still barely live, they use this INCREDIBLE speed boots to grant even MORE speed boosts to their allies, making the Scopemen shoot much faster and the Actor-Ninjas wielding Pizzas much more annoying. As they're mostly stationary in order to fire, perhaps aiming for the Scopemen first will be smarter?*

Tazz: DON'T USE TIME-BASED ABILITIES YOU F***!! F****** CUKOOS TURN THAT AROUND WHEN THEY'RE ALIVE! MAKE THE AIR MUGGY! MAKE THE GROUND A SLUDGEPIT! ENVIRONMENT EFFECTS! SLOW THEM DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: PASTE OF THE GORILLA GOD, level 9999!!! The CUCKOOS are now covered from head to toe in instantly hardened god glue.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You took care of the buffers, but there are still the Scopemen and the Actor-Ninjas, who are now stupidly fast.*

Tazz: -insert badword-laden rant about Sivelos ignoring the DPS Scopemen here-

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: Temporal Shatter, level 9999!!! All speed buffs and magics have now been reset.* Hyehyehyeheyhye.

[Wander]

alright you guys go get the scopemen

ME, GRIMLOCK, DON'T LISTEN TO TINY HUMAN.

I:

BUT, ME, GRIMLOCK, WILL ATTACK SCOPE GUYS. FEELS RIGHT.

I:

DINOBOTS, TRANSFORM. *transforms into a T-Rex and starts breathing fire at the Scopemen*

ALRIGHT! ME, SLAG, FINALLY GETS TO DESTROY! *transforms into a Triceratops and starts shooting lasers at the Scopemen*

UH, ME, SLUDGE, WILL FIGHT BECAUSE LEADER SAID SO. *transforms into a Brontosaurus and also shoots lasers at the Scopemen*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Scopemen are slowed and decimated by the Dinobots. However, the Actor Ninjas still remain, as fast and evasive as ever.*

*Someone ought to heal Tazz, he's going to die soon-ish!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: HEAL ORDER, 9999!!! Several repair bots fly in an patch up Tazz. He's back to full HP... But still being tortured.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ominous Voice: Current deployments optimal. Deploying Elite Scopemen. Deploying Elite Cukoos. Deploying Bada** Actor-Ninja.

*A reinforcement of the previous enemies appear, including the Actor-Ninjas, along with their elite/Bada** members. The Elite Cukoos are exactly the same...On the Right side. The Left has a body that looks like outer space, with a huge star for an eye. The Bada** Actor-Ninja (there is only one) is basically the good-guy ninja from G.I.Joe in dress code, and now has lethal baguette-blades in addition to lethal pizza.*

Tazz: THANK YEEEOWWW!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, ffs... *SIVELOS uses tech: KAISER FLAME, level 9999!!! A massive fiery aura engulfs the entire room, blasting every opponent in the room for EXTREMELY high fire damage!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A few of the (30 or so) Actor-Ninjas Drop, but most 'dodged' it with their uberhax dodging. Including the Bada**. All the Scopemen went down in a pinch. The Cukoos are too tanky, and start boosting speed to the speedy guys...*

*...You're going to have to find a way to HIT them, moreso than one-shot them, really. They don't have the raw damage of an actual Ninja, but they don't have the defense of a wet piece of paper...*