Ominous Voice: Summoning Boss known as 'MACHOKARP.' equipping: Space-Time Bathing thingamabob, Sky-and-Space scale polish.

*MACHOKARP, EXISTENCE'S MOST MANLIEST ENTITY, appears in front of you, with the room expanding in height just to accomidate all of his crazy moves, looking his most bada** (and most shiny) yet. You recall his weakness is his crippling Diabetes and he's otherwise INCREDIBLY tough but NOT invulnerable to you, due to size, scales, and generally being really tough. Tazz has the capacity to make Candy weapons to exploit his weakness...You do not. Tazz is unable to do his duty in this regard, so...*

MACHOKARP: ...WHAT? WHY AM I HERE? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO BACK TO THE RIFT FOR A VACATION! DID YOU SUMMON ME HERE? DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO SUMMON ME? OH...IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE BOSS THINGS I'M OBLIGATED TO DO, I GUESS. RANDOM DUNGEON BOSSES ARE A REAL PAIN FOR THE BOSSES TOO, YOU KNOW, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THIS COOL STUFF ON FOR IT...AH WELL. I'D RATHER NOT DIE, SO...YEAH. NOTHING PERSONAL. JUST DIE QUICKLY AND LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

*BOSS BATTLE!*
*V.S. MACHOKARP!*