Tazz: -Insert unintelligable badwords kind of directed at MACHOKARP here-

MACHOKARP: OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!....I LIKED THAT SONG TOO...BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR MINE!

*MACHOKARP's vulnerable period has ended. His Diabetes meter is still 1/8th full.*

*MACHOKARP USES LV. 9999 TRAINTECH: GONNA FLY NOW!*

*You are ALL bombarded with images of MACHOKARP doing training in a Rocky-Style montage to the tune of Bill Conti's "Gonna Fly Now," completely unable to do anything to stop it. When it is over, ALL of MACHOKARP's PHYSICAL stats are maximized (this includes physical attack, defense, HP AND Speed, but NOT special attack and special defense), he's flying, And he's Nullproof for one round-you can't bring him down to normal for this round, so you'll have to suffer one move of ridiculous stats. Oh, and "Gonna Fly Now" is still blaring in the background, but that's not to be complained about.*