The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[windsagesety]

So who likes my new avatar?

also hey bby ;)

[Sir Sivelos]

I think that's inappropriate... And hi bby. ;)

[windsagesety]

i apologise for expressing my butt, but i'll probably change it if it's considered that bad

[Sir Sivelos]

You are beautiful, bby ;)

But some people might find it offensive.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I don't think it's good, I'd change it...Like, now now.))

*That's what the Space-Time Bathing thingamabob is for, sadly-Time/Space shenanigans. AS you use it, MACHOKARP ALSO uses it automatically, basically making the whole point useless and buffing MACHOKARP's attack with even MORE speed. You get whammied for truckloads of damage, with your SNIKERS BAZOOKA de-quipping from sheer force and landing near Nightmare's position.*

MACHOKARP: THIS GEAR IS AMAZING! I OUGHT TO KEEP IT. BUT IT WON'T LET ME, I ALREADY KNOW. BUT ANYWAYS-

*MACHOKARP combos into LV 9999 SONIC MUSCLE FLEX! MACHOKARP flexes his muscles fast enough to create a sonic shockwave, damaging everyone that it possibly could!*

[windsagesety]

Ok, fair enough, changed it. I'm now an old man. Until I find a better avatar o3o

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses HAZE! All stat de/buffs have been reset!* HAHA! *NIGHTMARE picks up the SNICKERS BAZOOKA, and tosses it over to SIVELOS. SIVELOS grabs it and equips it.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP grabs you by the chest, preventing you from firing*

MACHOKARP: REALLY NICE TRY. *Crushes you with his GIANT GRIP.*

TAZZ: ALLLLMOOOOOOST!!!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WWWWWWWW!!!!

MACHOKARP:...BETTER BE QUICK.

[Sir Sivelos]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SIVELOS makes a squeaky noise* EHHHHHHH

Dark Meta Knight: *proceeds to stab the back of Machokarp's head(?) with SHADOW GALAXIA.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You're going to have to do better. MACHOKARP takes no damage.*

MACHOKARP: I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL THAT.

Tazz: F************************************************* ************************************************** ************************************************** **********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Thankfully, to help this along, Tazz, with half HP, is finally finished-the shackles are loose. He'll need a turn to get on his feet, though, so healing him would be ideal. The door is open-you may flee the fight at any time now.*

Ominous Voice:...Unexpected. The shortness of the tortured one allowed considerably earlier access to next room. Note made.

MACHOKARP: OH COME ON. *Drops Sivelos, now aiming for Tazz with a LV. 9998 TESTOSTERONE BLAST, which differs from the max-level blast in that it's single-target instead of conical. Sivelos may fire the Bazooka at MACHOKARP in this interval.*