The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Dennis Jansen]

Hi!

[Sir Sivelos]

Let's go, then. *begins heading off ELDER SOUL-wards*

[Dennis Jansen]

Posting for my VPP

[Sir Sivelos]

Cool.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*While you walk towards the island that supposedly has the Elder Soul upon it, LOBSTER-WIELDING GIANT LOBSTERS ATTACK!*

[Sir Sivelos]

WOAH THIS IS SO INTENSE *SIVELOS uses TECH: Butter 'Em Up, level 9999!!! This attack deals doubled damage on Crustacean enemies.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The LOBSTER-WIELDING GIANT LOBSTERS block the attack with their LOBSTERS. They then proceed to use LV. 9999 LOBSTERTECH: THE COUP DISH GRA! With their buttered lobsters, they twirl in a dazzling array of power before striking you HARD with their buttered lobsters, inflicting severe damage due to the buttering.*

[Sir Sivelos]

IT TASTES SO GOOD YET HURTS SO BAD AGH *SIVELOS counters with TECH: Kill 'em SLOWWWWW, level 9999! All of the lobsters will now suffer MASSIVE speed debuffs.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The lobsters are rooted to the spot, due to their already slow SPEED.*

*Tazz uses LV. 8253 FREEZE DRY! All the Lobsters suffer INSANE damage as they're also rooted to the spot from ice, making sure they cannot move, and henceforth cannot use their physical attacks. Being that the LOBSTER-WEILDING GIANT LOBSTERS do not have ranged attack at all, this is practically the equivalent of auto-victory, and just a matter of keeping away while you kill them.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I think it'd be better to kill them. They could come back to bite us in the ***, probably literally in some contexts.