The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Your mysterious Elder Soul 'friend' engages in wordless roaring and slams the water, sending you a great deal away from the island and crushing you under a wave, dealing additional damage. Looks like diplomacy is COMPLETELY out of the question. Best find your weapon, FAST.*

Tazz: *Flips over*...I think those plants-yeah, they look too similar, the fruit they bear is hallucinogenic. *Pointing to coconut-like fruits hanging on the nearby trees* REALLY hallucinogen-packed fruit right there. It's doubtful he can hear us properly. Best just punch it out of him and take him to medical...

...WHERE'S MY AX, SIVELOS?! I CAN'T FIND IT!

[Sir Sivelos]

How should I know? *SIVELOS uses TECH: TEMPORAL MARATHON, level 9999!!! SIVELOS quickly scowers the sea bed for Ultimate Galaxia and Madder Man. Eventually (from his perspective, for everyone else, it takes a millisecond.), he finds both of the weapons. Out of breath, he returns to Tazz, out of breath.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sivelos cannot attack next round due to being out of breath, or really do much of anything. Unfortunately, it seems the Elder Soul has decided to aggro on you instead of Tazz. Meanwhile, Tazz pulls himself to shore with the use of his many selves.*

*Being this close to you, his body is insanely huge and almost titan-like, a whooping 12 feet-4 inches from your guess, with a surprisingly stout body to match-absolutely ripped. His skin is almost night-black, his hair is afro-like and somewhat wild due to not having a shave, same with facial hair, and possibly most scary is his staff-a huge metal rod about as tall as he is, jet-black and stained with several kinds of liquids, probably from the Merachi.

*In a pleasent twist on things, he misses you (narrowly), and you're knocked back to shore from the wave generated from his impact with the water-giving you time to get up and get ready. This WILL not be easy.*

((Sivelos, remember what I told you about Nidhogg? That he was a test on how almost ANY fight is one you can win? Remember that.))

[Sir Sivelos]

((Oh joy. ;w;))

*SIVELOS gets up and equips not just ULTIMATE GALAXIA, but the STINGER as well. SIVELOS proceeds to blast Elder Soul with SWORD BLASTS.*

[Ganyu]

"Turbatio Ventus!"

The elemental bird swoops around the Elder Soul several times, showering flakes of snow and droplets of icy water. A magic circle materializes above the Elder Soul and cloaks it in a turquoise light. Energy seeps out of the Elder Soul, slowly, into the surrounding atmosphere, and the confusion effect of the elemental spell sets in.

"Avis! Fons Vitae!"

The blue bird begins absorbing the radiating energy and channels it towards the two members in the waters.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*None of this happens. WHY?! This Narrator has a good guess why: When the sword blasts and elemental approach the Elder Soul, they vanish.*

Teal, telepathically: <Oh. This isn't good for you...Long story short, that hallucinating slab of muscle and rage is a chap known as Quinton Everett..Or QUAKE, an acronym for his full name. In short: He's immune to magic. He's got a small radius where that stuff just vanishes. You'll have to find alternatives to harming him-but be warned, he's got counters to a lot of energies.>

Tazz: <Wait, you're saying we can't use half to 99% of our crazy TECHs against this guy!?>

Teal: <Not in the standard way, no. That will trump every magic attempt to harm, hinder, or even heal the eldest Everett. If it's not magical, it fares a better chance...>

*This will automatically nullify: Sivelos, from his "Sovereign's buffs," his Sword Blasts, the Ultimate Galaxia's special moves (IE Mach Tornado), almost everything from the Magic Inquisitor's toolbelt, and anything else explicitly magical; Tazz, from his huge amounts of elemental magic, the Madder-Man's size-changing ability, the Random property of his Yvetal's Wrath, and his Dark Writ transformation (which requires all of his power); Ecrivain from...Well. A lot. This only takes effect if one is incredibly close to QUAKE.*

<Ecrivain, I'd avoid direct contact with QUAKE. The Antimagic surrounding him could have...Side effects to your well being.>

[Ganyu]

"So as long as something isn't magical or made by magic, it'll affect him, yes?"

*proceeds to rip open portals leading to the space between Mars and Jupiter*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Teal: <Hopefully. Just know that he'll fight it. And all things considered->

QUAKE: I DON'T WANT TO GO! I WANT TO STAY! *Closes the portals with a huge spatial explosion, damaging everyone.

Teal: <...He's stronger than you are straight-up. No denying it. Trying to a contest him directly is a waste of time and energy on your part, and an opportunity for you to join the pile of dead things you fight upon QUAKE's. Be subtle. Figure out what he cannot handle, and exploit it.>

*On any other enemy, Sivelos'es Knolwedge ring would be buzzing. Alas, it cannot deliver info on these kinds of foes...*

[Ganyu]

"Clearly not smart enough to be considered 'stronger', then. There's a reason why I chose the Asteroid Belt."

A small seam in the dimensions, caused by the explosion, causes rocks and asteroids to shower down on QUAKE.

[Sonic20]

*is sitting in the corner honking while healing pretty much all incoming damage*