The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

ENOUGH WITH THE SANDSTORMS!!! *SIVELOS continues wailing on QUAKE*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*stops sandstorm*

*air slash to QUAKE!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Welp, I'm off to bed. See y'all tomorrow. o3o)/))

No, magic doesn't... Whatever. *SIVELOS persists in wailing on QUAKE.))

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Air slash isn't magic, dude.*

*That being said, just because the super-barrier went down doesn't mean he's dropped the Kinetic Deflector. I may have been rather unclear, so you have the happy opportunity to rethink your moves.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*Oh is QUAKE only affected by magic?*

*well then*

*silver wind!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*QUAKE is totally unaffected by magic. Magic fails in a small barrier. I made this explicit. Granted, Silver Wind is also non-magic, and due to the kinetic deflector, it also does nothing. Except blow in your face. By happy coincidence, your LV. 1 Silver wind proc'd the special effect, so go enjoy stat boosts.*

QUAKE: AGHAIGOVHIOAIUFIHFIUHAHADFIUHFBHIBULHADFAAAAAAAA!! ! *Begins bum-rushing Volatile.*

*You sense no vulnerabilities in his energy shield as he charges you...In any of the cardinal directions, anyways.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*makes another storm force field and envelops Voltaire around it*

*inside the force field, a violent force of wind is forming*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*QUAKE bursts through the windy barrier like the Kool-Aid man, leaping up to get you and completely disrupting your attack. QUAKE is an Elder Soul and you're a level 1 character, 'inevitable' is an understatement. You're thrown to the ground and trampled before you can get up. You die. You respawn, which is completely cost-free due to no gold and no EXP on your part. Yaaaay!*

Tazz: FATSO! UP HERE! *Throws a suspiciously coconut-like object that, if you bothered to pay attention, is actually a hallucinogenic fruit. It lands on QUAKE, with the juice practically fleeing his kinetic deflector, but it got his attention. He's not vulnerable yet, though. He's just staring at Tazz.*

[Voltaire Magneton]

*through resurrection, Voltaire had changed form*

"I AM AN ALTER FORM OF MY PREVIOUS AVATAR.*

*stops time*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Again, Level 1. As expected, time only stops for a brief second. That could come in handy, though. One second can mean more than one thinks.*

*QUAKE...Doesn't bum-rush. Instead, he takes from the earth itself, creating giant spear-like rocks to hurl at Tazz.*

Tazz:...S**t.

*QUAKE hulrs the spears while Tazz taps into his inner Ninja Master to dance across his ice platforms whist making new ones, as the ice wall shatters.*

*You sense no vulnerabilities in the cardinal directions as far as QUAKE's energy deflector is concerned.*