The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

I didn't know the Mozart one... But the first one I did.

[Dennis Jansen]

Lol why the heck did nintendo put a Mozart referrence in Pokémon?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Draken horribly die.*

*The geared-up Draken is finished with the hot sauce, and turns around to face you. Seeing his fallen comrades, he falls into a brief state of shock, then of all-consuming anger and vengance and s**t. He then eats a Rare Candy to level up while he has hideoulsy high VIM from drinking all that ridiculously potent hot sauce. Predictably, he levels up into a 69-foot tall monstrosity, with weapons to match. Somehow. Thankfully, Velvetine's gear-which are his boots and wristguards-drop, and Velvetine equips them. If you remember the bonuses of Velvetine's Mail and Mace...it's those bonuses.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Most likely unintentional.

[Mr. Nyan]

Maybe it's just a coincidence.
Ahem
*grabs WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO and destroys everything*

[Sir Sivelos]

Ooooh. *SIVELOS sets up MACH TORNADOes - which in this case, will inflict Toxic-style DoT - and performs some DEUDLY COMBOs.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Velvetine tries to crack it's skull open.*

*Naturally, due to sheer size, you don't get very far. The Toxic DoT doesn't even proc. What a shame. Of course, you could just try to find a critical point and crit away...*

*Fazaar the absolutely massive breathes fire on all of your sorry hinds with the power of VIM laced into it. CUE THE DAMAGE!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The damage is cued!* OH GOD MY EVERYTHING! *SIVELOS quickly sets up a FIRE-PROOF barrier! If it doesn't completely negate the damage, it merely halves it.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Velvetine uses LV. 9999 KINE HAMMER! Incredible gravitational and kinetic forces crush down upon Fazaar's back, sending him into the ground and making his face much more manageable.*

*Ominous Voice catches up to everyone after being distracted, and uses LV. 9999 EARTHQUAKE! Due to being half-buried, Fazaar takes incredible damage!*

*Tazz gets on Fazaar's face and beings slashing rampantly. The Daylight thorn scarf (which I haven't forgotten about) gets very stabby as well. Fazaar is going down! Just hit the face!*

[Ganyu]

*b!tch-slaps Fazaar's face*

"THAT'S FOR STEALING MY GUCCI!"