The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses TECH: Terminal Velociraptor, level 9999!!! Many large and angry velociraptors fall from the sky and begin mauling Fazaar.*

[Wander]

Psst, Rumble, Frenzy.

Got it!

Just try not to make any fissures, or else we'll fall in.

Alright, let's do this! *arms transform into piledrivers and they start pounding the ground, causing HUGE earthquakes*

*does the same, making HUGER earthquakes*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The EARHTQUAKES make the Velociraptors even angrier, to which they begin mauling Fazaar even harder. DOUBLE DAMAGE!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*It's easier than you thought, but not that easy. Fazaar yanks himself out of the ground and...Is knocked back in by Velvetine with the same tech as before.*

*OK, maybe it is that easy. Regardless, he now unleashes his most utterly massive flame yet at you, despite mostly being buried in the ground...Which isn't saying too much, as he's only breathed fire at you once, but still, the POWER OF VIM rushes thorugh it and it's much more damaging than before.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS amplifies his FLAME-PROOF Barrier!* I can feel the VIMMMMMM!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Tazz takes severe damage.*

Tazz: SO MUCH HATE!

*Tazz keeps slashing away.*

Velvetine: He seems crazed, possessed by rage itself. I'll hope this is strictly temporary.

*Velvetine keeps aiming for the eye.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm... *SIVELOS directs the Velociraptors summoned from the previous tech up to Fazaar's eyes! The Velociraptors begin clawing and biting at Fazaar's eyes.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Fazaar...Is unconscious.*

*...There is no more resistance! You can leave!*

Tazz: That was easier than anticipated...OK, now to leave-

*Ships appear overhead*

Tazz:...Argle Fargle!

Velvetine: I take it those aren't chums of yours?

Tazz: Not chums. Not chummy, even.

*You run back towards where your ship was.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Wait, what about Velvetine's stuff?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Velvetine: I've gotten that back already. *Notes the Boots and Armguards.*

*You make it back to the ship safely and get onboard without any fuss.*

Tazz: OK, I'll be right back with your Mail and Mace, Sir Velvetine!

*Tazz rushes off*

Krathlos: Finally time for some revenge!

*Krathlos appears on the ship itself, teleported there from the Ragnak Ship. You didn't think this was very possible...*

Velvetine:...

Krathlos: ...Where'd the Ax-wielding idiot run off to?