The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Ooooh! It's Captain Fanfic! I haven't seen you in forever!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Krathlos: DERAGATORY BRAT! I'll put you in your place! Well...WE! We will put you in your place...Right? *Krathlos gets an evil grin as others teleport onboard.*

*Bloodhound returns, and this time he's not bothering with the human form-he's now in Entei Mode, though not the Magma Entei Mode. His Entei Mode is still armored quite perfectly, with the same mottled-grey and blue the narrator told you of earlier. He's flanked by a Scizor and a Charizard. However, riding atop him is a guy with mud-red hair, a very red nose (which is otherwise quite normal), and two huge clubs made of some kind of black metal. One hand each, yes. He's in a similar armor to Bloodhound-thoguh he hasn't put on the mask yet-mottled grey with blue highlights. He looks more ripped than Bloodhound. He's flanked by a Scizor and Machamp on the left side, and a Charizard and Weavile on the other.*

Bloodhound: Hello, lunchmeat. *Clearly gesturing to Sivelos*

Red-Nosed dude:...No hard feelins, but you're kind of helping a massive a**, so I've just gotta go and pummel y'all to death...Yo, maybe we can make this quick and painless? I don't like it when it drags out. It's just a bummer.

*The Helmsman, from a long time ago, also comes back, clearly helping them. This Helmsman dude is so weird. He's well-armored, though, and completely covered in head-to-toe, so it's hard to make out what his figure is. He's helmeted, natch. His weapon is the same one as before, a tiger claw. He looks at Velvetine.*

*Freedom reappears-it's to be expected that he'd show up with Bloodhound to help out. He's paying close attention to his fingers this time, though, which is odd. He's just grinning very much like an evil mastermind. Or the Joker.*

*Lastly, they're backed by several entities. Most are the human-demon hybrids you've expected at this point. A few seem to be kind of part-animal in that they have claws, fangs, cat-like eyes, animal-like ears, and long tails, though otherwise they're human (think RK)...And they've got really big sawblade-like weapons on their backs.*

Velvetine:...Lovely.

Ominous: I sense an odd energy signature coming from Banana Split. I'd be cautious.

Krathlos: You'd d**m well better be cautious. As in, give up. I'm sick and tired of playing this game with you, sick and tired...

Tazz: *Comes back with the L00T, almost misses the enemies* OK, here's-*Notices*-...OH COME THE F*** ON!!

*Tazz hits an 'In case of emergency break glass' button and teleports everyone off of the ship, back to the entrance of the Draken cove. Several more Draken are already there, and get frustrated by your presence, but don't attack immediately. You have a few Trolls and Mechari that were there at the time, and they draw arms as well.*

Tazz: *Gives Velvetine his stuff*...Just when I get back! JUST when I get back!

*A small rumbling in the ground is heard, towards the nearby volcano. Nothing's happened. Yet.*

*STRIFE is imminent. Or Combat. Or murder. Or a fight. Or a melee. Or a brawl. Or a Keruffle. WHATEVER YOU WILL. But it has not started yet...*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh god. Bloodhound's here. Whyyyyy. ;_; HOWEVER! I have a plan for this... Actually, **** that, it'd get us all killed. What's the plan!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Velvetine: Keep them at bay?

*As it happens, your side is inside the Draken village, while theirs is out.*

Tazz: Like that idea.

Ominous: Funneling them inwards to the village seems strategically sound.

*Ominous creates a wall of earth to start the fight, barricading the group inside the Draken Village from all angles. It will take time to break through, so you have several turns to prepare as much damage as possible. The War Medics prep their stations for use at every feasible angle of attack, Ominous lays down earth spike traps, The many Tazzes lay down explosive runes, and Velvetine whips up an epic speech so epic the Narrator was to busy crying to record it. So...Beautiful. You're got Morale (cannot be deterred from attack by negative status effects), Calm (cannot be hindered by mental status effects) and a +1 boosts to all stats.*

*The Draken still have not done anything. They're muttering to oneself, in fact. But not blindly attacking, yet. Fazaar lays defeated, still unconscious.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS lays an enchantment down onto the EARTH WALL. It is now twice as effective.* By the way, Velvetine... If you ever consider getting a hobby, you're a great public speaker.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Velvetine: It takes more than just a strong arm to lead.

*The Draken are still mulling over something.*

*You've got some more time. The many Tazzes lay down MORE Explosive Runes, Ominous puts up MORE perferating earth spike traps, the War Medics put down MORE stations. Velvetine uses LV. 9999 Swords Dance to beef up to +6 ATK.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS deploys some SNIPER TURRETS on the top of the EARTH WALL. They are currently inactive, but if the DRAKEN show signs of hostility, they will attack.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Draken group look quickly at the group, then keep to their huddle.*

*The Tazzes start buffing up and preparing a position with smaller walls and cover. The War Medics appropriate and set up STATIONS inside. Velvetine sets up a death wall of some kind around stations-it will deal severe, unavoidable damage to whoever crosses it. Ominous releases nanites, granting a healing aura.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS deploys several Tier 5 Healing Bots, which will heal anyone who needs it. They fly around, scouting for damage.* Okay... Uh... *SIVELOS enchants the ground with all the traps with a special gas which will inflict a level 9999 TOXIC on those who touch it.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Krathlos: Ready or noooooooooooot...

*You hear an incredibly loud bombardment outside. The Earth Wall holds.*

Freedom: Such an obstacle these peons set up! BUT WE SHALL MAKE IT NOTHING! IT WEAKENS!

*You have about ONE more turn*

*The Draken finally approach, careful to dodge any traps*

Draken Leader: You have defeated...Fazaar the great one...You have defeated him in mortal combat, one of the strongest of our kin. Your loyalty is ours, clanlords-make use of it, for they would destroy us! *The Draken flash various weapons, including two pistol-shaped pieces of magic wood.*

*The Draken ally with you! Best make the most of it.*

*The Tazzes buff up everyone more. Velvetine prepares a kinetic reflector at where the barrage took place. Ominous just plants more Earth Spikes around the place. The War Medics give out Probes like nobody's business. The Draken's Magic-Wood wielders give everyone magical sigils that buff them up more. You are ready for a REAL holdout, but you have 1 turn left...*