The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Bulbasaur]

Wow, 19 hours since the last post. Good job, but not quite.

[Ganyu]

You're interrupting the roleplay.

[Bulbasaur]

Exactly. :P

[Faith]

Who watches the World Cup?

[Bulbasaur]

For what sport? Soccer?

[Faith]

Yeah if by soccer you mean football

[Sir Sivelos]

I didn't. Anyway... *SIVELOS continues abusing the enemies' lag status (which basically minimizes their speed, and it's not a debuff. Just an effect of the status.) to continue wailing on them.*

Also. FINALS ARE OVER WOOOOOO

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((OK, I've been really busy.))

*Krathlos auto-counters the LAG the instant it's laid down. What, this dude is the son of the Lord of Time! You expected much else? The author even TOLD you this over PM! (If he did not, then, well, sorry.) In any case, now YOU have Lag (only you) for a small while, while everyone else is cured, which he makes incredibly great use of by taking out his own sword and stabbing you to pieces...Then stealing Ultimate Galaxia.*

Krathlos: What, suddenly a level playing field and you can't fight back? Pathetic...But your blade is quite the prize. I think I'll keep it... *Krathlos looks at your sword. You're going to have to get very clever-Temporal Marathon will not work with Krathlos on-field, for the same reason LAG won't work.*

Bloodhound: WE ARE READY FOR YOU, MAGGOTS!

Mr. Red Nose:...Yeah, we're just going to kick your sorry a**, or my name isn't Marlon.

*Clockstoppers and Firemen rain down from above...As well as some odd kind of entity, something that looks like a 5'6" bipedal ant, except the carpacing is clearly armor and they have clear, 2-finger 1-thumb hands and 3-toe feet, as well as huge horns. Sivelos doesn't need the Knowledge Ring to identify these guys as Chaos Servants, who's loyalty has gone to Dark Chaos. All of it. Dark Chaos is coming!*

Freedom: YOUR REIGN IS OVER! Let the Ultimate order preside in your place, peons!

*Tazz leaps out and starts mauling Freedom in his rapist face. The Draken take Bloodhound's running around as a challenge and start attacking him and his friend en masse. The War Medics just keep laying down more stations to make sure nobody gets an inch. Ominous'es scan is complete.*

Ominous: My analysis of the enemy indicates that certain energy sources around their left ring fingers are granting them incredible powers-or at least, those two *Points at Krathlos and Freedom*. Krathlos has a ring that apparently hardens his skin to extraordinary levels, making physical harm impossible, whist Freedom possesses a ring that grants almost total control over Water/Ice Magic. My advice for Krathlos is to use energy attacks to constrain him and remove the ring by force, otherwise harm is impossible by almost any means; my advice for Freedom is to not use Water/Ice Magic.

*S**t. Sivelos instantly recognizes them as the Diamond and Sapphire rings, respectively. He almost totally forgot they got stolen by those jerks. You really wish you picked the Diamond Ring now instead of the Bastion Ring...You still wouldn't have it now, but you could actually harm him with copious energy attacks.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: At last, retribution shall be unleashed! *D.C. proceeds to speed through all of the defenses (the dude can move incredibly fast) and uses a powerful AoE, wiping out about 80% of the War Medics, before speeding back to Freedom and Krathlos.* I may not have inherited the knowledge of my true form, but even I know that the healers must be taken out. *D.C. proceeds to snipe the War Medics with powerful Magic Missiles from afar.*

Sivelos: *distorted gibberish from being at such a low speed*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The War Medics REZ THEMSELVES and keep fighting. Yeesh, this is one helluva defensive class for having Medium Armor and no particularly good evasives. Probalby just the healing and hurting in good measure, and the short range and dual-wielding of resonators required quite justifies it.*

*Ominous matches Dark Chaos'es speed with a LV. 999 BLINDING STRIKE! Ominous rushes up, delivering an incredibly fast barrage of blows to the face, before jabbing a finger through the armor and into an eye. You hear the sound of a drill, and know Dark Chaos has just gotten an eye drilled out and possibly some brain damage. Yeeesh. Dark Chaos is now BLIND and takes a severe accuracy penalty. His accuracy was his lowest stat, lower than defense. It's not saying much, but yet it says so much.*

*Ominous, in turn, is thrashed by the sudden and unexpected return of the Helmsman, delivering an incredibly powerful blow to the chest that knocks Ominous quite a ways back from Dark Chaos.*

*In turn, Velvetine teleports right next to the Helmsman without warning, blinding him, then giving her a huge conk to the head with his mace, sending her flying to a wall.*

Freedom: OWOWOWOWOWOW! GET JUSTICE OFF OF ME! GET ALL OF HIM OFF ME! GET HER OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!

*Freedom uses LV. 999 DEGREETECH: CELCIUH-OH! With the power of the Sapphire Ring and his own natural Fire Magic, he creates a powerful storm of ice and fire, and hurls it at your holdout, inflicting NOTEWORTHY damage and doing DoT! Unfortunately, this doesn't shake the many Tazzes off of him.*

Krathlos: Pathetic...Need a hand, 'Sir'?

*Krathlos uses LV. 999 REVERTECH: NECK-SNAPBACK! Krathlos undoes your LAG status, but at the cost of INCREDIBLE time-based damage!*

*Dark Chaos is focused on doing in the War Medics...Which doesn't turn out quite to plan, as they are quick on restoring their allies fro the grave to fighting condition, and those Stations and Probes are clearly not helping him, doing a percentage of damage and debuffs that bring him down to your level.*

*The Draken are mercilessly hounding Marlon and Bloodhound, but are being pulled off by the myraid Chaos Servants, Aurin Espers, and Clockstoppers. Annoyed, they attack them instead.*