The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Uuh? Oh. Thank Krathlosssss wait that doesn't sound right. But thanks anyway! Wait. *SIVELOS inspects his inventory. UGALAXIA IS MISSING!* What the ****? Where's... *SIVELOS sees KRATHLOS with U.G.* Oh. ****.

Dark Chaos: GAH! Healer! I need a healer...! *D.C. retreats to the back of the enemy forces.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Espers get on Dark Chaos'es healing and go away from DPSing. They're quite stationary, though, so the Espers don't get far before the Draken start mowing them down. One Draken decapitates an Aurin with his own Psi-Sawblade and claims it as a trophy.*

*Krathlos takes the opportunity of an unarmed combatant, and mauls Sivelos with his own sword.*

*Freedom is now incapble of doing anything except targeting the Tazzes, who are merrily hacking away at Freedom in turn.*

*The Helmsman goes unseen.*

*Ominous gets healed up by the War Medics.*

*Velvetine focuses on Bloodhound and Marlon.*

Velvetine: Why would I care for the likes of you?

Bloodhound: We face far greater evils-

Marlon:...Dude, they're helping a Mass-Murdering scumbag escape punishment.

Velvetine:...Why do I have a terrific feeling you're lying? Oh, yes. right. You're attacking me too. *Gives Bloodhound a huge helping of mace-to-the-face, stopping him in his tracks.*

*The 4 Pokemon I mentioned earlier gang up on Velvetine. You know, Pokemon are still capable of kicking tons of a**, so there would be no harm in sending out any you have...*

*The Clockstoppers gang up on Velvetine. They do low damage but they're still doing damage.*

*The Chaos Servants are protecting Dark Chaos.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: Of course I was the one who had to be the Glass Cannon... *D.C. continues sniping many of our buffers with deudly blasts.*

*SIVELOS has been killed! He respawns, but his dead body drops something called THE KING SPAWNER BLOCK. It appears to be an egg the size of a HD Plasma Television, with a golden crown floating at its tapering edge. It is plain white.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The King Spawner Block is stolen by Krathlos, as he DID kill you. You'd better be quick, there is no such thing as bad L00T, and no, there is no class that can trap L00T. In other words, that thing is important.*

*Freedom is still struggling with the many Tazzes. Ominous is taking some of the heat off of Velvetine by taking out Clockstoppers, while the Draken have mostly eliminated the Aurin Espers and are now working on the Chaos Servants, aiming for Dark Chaos. Your War Medics keep reviving themselves and everyone else, now switching fully to healing mode. Velvetine is still focusing on Bloodhound and Marlon.*

*The Helmsman is nowhere in sight. Dark Chaos is still in the back row. Krathlos is inspecting the KING SPAWNER BLOCK for properties. Freedom is busy getting mauled. The Clockstoppers are firing at Ominous and mostly missing. The Chaos Servants are defending Dark Chaos. The Aurin Espers are dead.*

*Sivelos, any Pokemon?*

[Sir Sivelos]

*THE KING SPAWNER BLOCK, upon closer inspection, spawns a dangerous creature called THE KING. And no, the Sovereign has nothing to do with THE KING. THE KING, to make it short and simple, is an endboss from a MINECRAFT mod called ORESPAWN. Spawning him in would mean the end for not just us, but everyone on the field as well.*

*SIVELOS looks up and sees KRATHLOS with T.K.S.B. He turns paler than white itself.* KRATHLOS! DON'T TOUCH THAT! I SWEAR, YOU'LL REGRET IT! AND NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO THREATEN YOU! DON'T. SPAWN. IT. IN!!! *SIVELOS goes as fast as he can (without Temporal Marathon) towards KRATHLOS.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Krathlos looks at Freedom, who could probably control everything short of a TRULY omnipotent entity. Freedom, however, is a little too busy being killed by Tazz, so Krathlos stores it and opts to stab Sivelos'es completely open and fast-approaching face instead for a Double Kill!*

Krathlos: I'll be sure to send him on you later, then. When I'm not around. *Krathlos sports a wicked grin. You shouldn't have said that aloud...*

*The 4 Pokemon are now mauling Sivelos with their respective moves. Your newest class is a massive stonewall, though, which averages out your stats in total, so you live.*

*Velvetine is dealing with Bloodhound and Marlon.*

*The Draken are dueling the Chaos Servants, both evenly matched.*

*Ominous takes on the Clockstoppers.*

*Dark Chaos is still in the backrow.*

*The War Medics are at your back, ready to attack whoever you will.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Chaos Servants, when in the presence of their master, provide the opposite of TOXIC DoT... Toxic Healing. Meaning that the amount of HP it heals doubles each time. D.C. is now back up to full HP.*

Dark Chaos: Ah! Perfect! Now... Oh? Krathlos, what is that egg you have there? It seems... Familiar...

*SIVELOS unleashes several of his TOY POKÉMON (the ones from the Rumble series), such as his RALLY ++ GROUDON, his ZEKROM, and his TYRANITAR and GARCHOMP. The toy pokémon are now scaled up both in power and size to match up to their real counterparts. The RALLY ++ GROUDON's RALLY ++ trait provides a very large buff for all allies. Every ally's stats are now tripled!!!*

****, ****, ****, we need to get that back!!!

[Sonic20]

*Suddenly, a blue and red orb burst in at speeds unknown, but faster than nearly anything ever, the red ball hitting krathlos, and carrying him away in a blazing hot tornado massive tornado that turns into glass at the end, and the blue ball picking up the egg as it goes past, before landing and putting it in his inventory*

*does the sonic tsk tsk finger wave* I'll be taking that.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh good lord no. *SIVELOS entraps himself in a tech: ABSOLUTELY SAFE BARRIER, level 9999!!! A thick barrier encloses around SIVELOS, preventing any and all damage for the rest of the turn. Teleporting inside it is impossible, and it cannot be penetrated by any means. ...It only lasts one turn, however.*

[Sonic20]

(Sonic: Saving the universe by making it worse since 2000)