((Being destroyed isn't my primary concern. It's just a coincidence associated WITH my primary concern. :P I intend to be as little of a stick-in-the-mud as possible.))

...OK, a talking, rainbow-colored eagle.

...I honestly have seen weirder and worse, and this frightens me to a limited extent.

Do you need me to run through the MASSIVE LORE, Mrs...Urm, wait, what's your name?