The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

No problem!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((Being destroyed isn't my primary concern. It's just a coincidence associated WITH my primary concern. :P I intend to be as little of a stick-in-the-mud as possible.))

...OK, a talking, rainbow-colored eagle.

...I honestly have seen weirder and worse, and this frightens me to a limited extent.

Do you need me to run through the MASSIVE LORE, Mrs...Urm, wait, what's your name?

[Wander]

Her name's Paoli. o3o

[Sir Sivelos]

Quite. Anyway, in the time you've been gone, I've researched the King a bit more. Apparently, he resides within a specific dimension called 'Utopia.' He guards something called the... Goodness Tree, which is supposedly a tree that grows L00T on its branches. But the King lives on top of it, and the TKBS literally rips him out of Utopia and to wherever he's spawned. So if we can locate Utopia, and kill The King, then we can get all of the sick L00T and The Prize before the Ragnak do.

Except... killing The King will be harder than killing one of the NIDHOGG.

[Ganyu]

We should harness lots of energy!

[Anubis]

And I return gracefully. What is up, y'all?

[Sir Sivelos]

Ecrivain, using lots of harnessed energy won't do jack **** against The King. But we can focus on him later...

And hi, Paoli.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Using loads of energy is how we fight anything. Us doing some basic swinging at a training dummy would power a continent. Probably. If you don't understand, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT STATEMENT IS A PARADOX AND IT SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE.

The energy to even swing ULTRA ULTRA GREATSWORDS is practically ridiculous.

[Sir Sivelos]

Well, you know what I meant... Also, fun fact. Did you know the heat from your hand could power a Sterling Engine? Anyway... What were we doing? L00T and levels?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Heading back to base so we can set up a search of where the next entry into the next Superdimension is. We're out of pings otherwise, and in any case we can easily find and stage dungeon runs from the base...We're pretty far from it, though. It'll take, like, 10 minutes?

OK, that's less than a quarter-hour, but it's more than what we usually make.