The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Excellent...

My Uniquetechs are Axartica, Infinity Cannon, REALITY.EXE.CRASH, and Writ of Bloodlust, in order of increasing potency.

Also, seriously, put them on a physical list. Every one. Literally every one. I do, on an actual list, but it would be longer than PxR's post-per-text limit. Maybe. And even if there wasn't a limit, it would still be a huge post. Around 14 pages in Word, to give you an idea.

[Sir Sivelos]

Dang. But Retribution's quite strong. It basically gives a numerical value to how strong I and the targets are, combines that into one, and deals that as an amount of damage to all targets. Also, if I'm near death, it deals double damage, and I'm healed to full.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hrm. Well. The one issue with that is, it probably costs a lot of energy, so in a pinch, when you'd need it, you'd likely not be capable of using it, right? I'd be strategic with energy potions or the like.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. Yeah... Now that I think about it, Thousand Kings might be my most powerful. It's a one thousand hit combo, as the name suggests. But the thing about it is, each hit deals the squared amount of damage the last hit did. So, to give it a numerical value...

If the first hit deals... Oh, 12 damage. The next hit will deal 144 damage. The next hit will deal 20,736, the next hit will deal 429,981,696, and so on and so forth. It gets a crazy amount of damage on, and costs surprisingly little energy...

Dark Forge... It's a bit hard to use. It requires a lot of concentration, but is crazy powerful at its strongest. It gives me powerful psychic powers, which can be precise enough to control things smaller than the molecular level, so I can literally split atoms within the target's body. But the more precise I am, the more concentration it takes. So I basically disassemble my opponent on a molecular level.

[Dennis Jansen]

Holiholilololol

[Voltaire Magneton]

HI ALL

[Sir Sivelos]

Hi.

[Voltaire Magneton]

now what

[Sir Sivelos]

We wait for Tazz to continue the plot.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

We're just heading back to base, Volatile.

Trust me, Sivelos, 1000 hit combos with a square is a weak attack. You're especially going to feel stupid if you can only deal 1 damage...that's just 1000 HP, which is still scratch damage. We typically neglect 12-96 zeroes in every calculation, to give you a rough idea. IF you can do significant damage with the first hit, though...Well, things get interesting.

Dark Forge seems standard issue.

...Ho-hum. Just a little bit more waiting.