The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*You successfully cross over into Sivelos's reality. Good luck.*

We're here. It's been a while since I've been here, you know, joining you guys.

[Ganyu]

What now?

[Sir Sivelos]

We should... get past them. *SIVELOS gestures to several massive bodies flying towards you. They look like humanoids, scaled up to the size of large moons. They are made completely of bedrock, and have golden glowing eyes. They have wings protruding from their backs, so one may guess it's their propulsion system. They have bedrock armor, and a stone wreath surrounding their heads. From the waist down, they are just stone podiums, making them look like statues. The podiums are connected to massive asteroids, which do not seem to limit their mobility.*

Don't worry, they're just gatekeepers. They'll check us out and let us pass... But what worries me, Tazz may not be able to pass through.

*Within seconds, the first Guardian positions his head so he may see us.*

Guardian: SCANNING... PHANTOM LORD DETECTED. SIVELOS DETECTED. 3 OTHERS FOUND. SEARCHING... WARNING #102: DARK WRIT DETECTED. SEARCHING DATABASE... JUSTICE, DARK WRIT OF BLOODLUST: 100% MATCH. STATE YOUR BUSINESS. *The Guardian raises his massive finger at you, and a large energy ball forms at the tip. The Guardians outlevel you immensely, so it wouldn't be wise for you to attack.*

[Ganyu]

We are here to peddle the name of Pharika and let Her Witness your indebtment to The Great Curse.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sightseeing. We're here to sightsee.

[Dennis Jansen]

Whst? Sightsee? lolz...

[Ganyu]

I'm here to sightsee the scarlets of your heart, the coppers of your lungs and purples of your gall.

[Dennis Jansen]

...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...What, Dennis? That is pretty much all I came to do. Maybe a Dungeon Crawl or two, but I doubt it.

[Dennis Jansen]

Ok...