The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yep yep. We've got to roll with it.

So, Sivelos, do you have any Pokemon to call your own?

[Ganyu]

Rebecca's mouth is annoying. Can I erase it from existence in the most painful way?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Rebecca breaks out of the iron pillar and actually "kills" you this time, forcing a respawn. "Kills" has quotation marks around it because actually killing you is mostly impossible due to your nature, but what she did to you is a really rough equivalent. You lose half your cash and half your current EXP whenever a respawn happens, so try to avoid that.*

*Tazz reseals her in a much thicker iron Pillar after KOing her with considerable numbers, this time with considerable rune charms.*

Rebecca: I will NOT relent!

Tazz: OK, considering you just spurred a regular human into breaking an iron pillar she was encased in...New rule, no threatening Rebecca with anything. Apparently this triggers her breaking loose. Don't actually just skip to doing it either, that probably will just make things worse.

[Ganyu]

How can she actually touch me??? Also, I told you to put runic prisons.

*draws runes that restrict mobility, induces vertigo and drowsiness, and chills the air around the iron pillar and Rebecca*

[Voltaire Magneton]

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[Sir Sivelos]

I do have pokémon, actually...

My Adaptability Dragalge. His name is Hudson. I also have the Handyman, my Barbaracle, and The Slice (Aegislash). Uh... I have more, but I can't really remember at the moment.

I also have my godmons and bossmons, but I don't really use them.

[Ganyu]

I have Meowstic twins!

[Sir Sivelos]

I have a lot of bossmons and Godmons... Like Dark Kyurem White and Dark Kyurem Black... Or Deus X... Or possibly even GODKARP or RED LOBSTER.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The spear Rebecca wields is a weapon Ecrivain is completely vulnerable to. Do not ask for details. You know your weaknesses.*

In any case, those godmon and bossmon are TOTES LEGIT round here. So go nuts. Just realize they're also TOTES BALANCED, because, well you know.

[Ganyu]

Why did you not disarm her?!

I also have PAKALRAIMUNJITSUGIYAOIKUBRANAMELODOGMON which covers my weakness so can I kill Rebecca now?