Stalkers RPG General Chat Thread (Emissary Clubhouse)

[Neo Emolga]

Heh, heh, thank you, guys, I'll admit I had some creative, mischievous fun with that. >:3

Also, this may not be the end of the Stalker RPG fanart. If I can, I'd love to try and capture every Stalker battle in fanart form.

[Neo Emolga]

Woohoo! Yay me at discovering not only the worst way to die screaming painfully, but to also go tumbling into the void's welcome mat!

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Okay, so I know what you're all thinking. "Uh, yeah, Neo, how are you still here after all THAT?" Great question!

The Void was expecting a soul that tastes like barbecued pork and apparently mine tastes more sweet and sugary like cookies and cream! Void's mommy, Oblivion, was really upset that Void was trying to enjoy dessert first while spoiling dinner, so she took my remains away, drove back to Target to get a refund, but that's only possible if the merchandise is returned in factory condition (she didn't have a receipt either). Sighing, she returned me to normal to get $400,000 back in store credit, scolded Void and told him he's grounded for a week, and I simply escaped from the restocking bin!

Whew, what a day, but I'm feeling better now. But I'm going to be helping Xanthe with narration posts and the other fun Stalkers goodies! It's going to be great! It's definitely much safer over here!

...In the meantime... hopefully your souls don't taste like barbecued pork...