Stalkers RPG Questions & Answers

**AgloMe Oen** · 10-13-2019, 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by Lychee

The boss has already spokennnnnn.
Sorry trickster, I'm immune! ... or something

Oh my G̡͖̻͎̖͕O͇͉͈͓̞̰͜ͅD҉̤̠̰͍̟̱, way to totally ṙ̵ͯ͑̅̅̎ͩ̏ͭͩ̇͂͏̫̰̩̜͖̻̭̭̤͔͎̻̗͍͇̤̻̱ű̴̇̔͗̎̍͗̇̍ͤ̈̾̌ͬ́ ̸̢͙̱͔͍̱̘̩̩͍̣̀ͅͅĩ͈̮̥͇͓ͨ̇͗́͞͝͠͝n̵̷͇̣̼͙̙͙ͭ̽̆̃̓̾̓ ̪̗̱̬ Halloween e̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡arly for me.

That's like saying "nah, let's just s̶̨͓̺̯̲̗̣̱̝̹͉̔̂̏͐̊̈ͮ̀̓̈̽̕͘kip it this year and play Tiddlywinks instead afteŗ͂͒̓ͤ̒͂̽ͬͯ͊͋̐̏͂̎ͧ́͊͞҉͏̲̩̪̥̮̜̙̘̖̮ watching a marathon of Little House on the Prairie." Oh oh, let's be n̓̐ͮ̆ͥ̂ͥî͇c̪̗͉̗̯̙ͮ̿̊͡ḙ̵̮̥ͤ̈́ in front of the children now. Wouldn't want to hurt their F̹͔̟̗̼̐Eͪ̈̾͒̈́ͯĘ͓̳̺̰͚͂ͬ̚Ľ̘̊ͯ̔̃͛I͖͙N̞̍̄ͣͭͣ̒G̵̯̭͐̉̌ ͎͈̺S͕̝̳͕͈ͮ̿͑ͩ͋͟, hmm? Nope, gotta take down those cool Pe̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡nnywise Halloween decorations̶̨͓̺̯̲̗̣̱̝̹͉̔̂̏͐̊̈ͮ̀̓̈̽̕͘ and put up f̼̘̫̄͂̒̈͗r͟e̡̙̮̥̖̘aͪ̊͟k̙̳̫͕̹̘i̠̦͇̫̠̙̾̐̇̒̓͛n̈̏̂̎͑́͑ ̰̩͇͚̭̺̲͞g͊̈ PoNiES and RaiNBoWs and Te̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡ddYBeaRS of Happiness and Joy and e̱̱͍̗̥̱r̳̭͓̳͍̖̠r͓̙̠̱̩̜͙rrg͈g̩͍̜̬̳͍g͎̹͈͍͙̟͎g̺͉̫͕̼h̲ ̜̬.̤͇̜ You're killing me here.

Oh FINE, sure, I'll go edit my post and all that H̲̖̘AR̻̘͓͓̬D̠̳̝̤͖̞̜ ̣W̥̪̬͉͉̹O̳̺̜̘̺̠̰R̫̳̟̲̠͇K̦̦̬̙̲ I put intôͩͮ̽̓͑̾̂̃̓ͯ̈̈́ͭ̾ͮͭ̈́҉̵͝҉͙̥̝ making it so you take a whopping... zero damage̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡ to everything. Wow. See, if it was up to me, those Enigma Berries would cost something like $1000SP$ ins̶̨͓̺̯̲̗̣̱̝̹͉̔̂̏͐̊̈ͮ̀̓̈̽̕͘tead and they'd keep playing the "Cheater-Che̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡ater-Pumpkin-Eater" song in youŗ͂͒̓ͤ̒͂̽ͬͯ͊͋̐̏͂̎ͧ́͊͞҉͏̲̩̪̥̮̜̙̘̖̮ head upon using one and you wouldn't be able to get that coveted Platinum-level Endgame Achievement because you used ôͩͮ̽̓͑̾̂̃̓ͯ̈̈́ͭ̾ͮͭ̈́҉̵͝҉͙̥̝ne of those things, so you'd have to play the whole b͚̳ͫ̾ͪl̜̮̪̔͠o͐͋̚o͐͗̊̃̐҉̲̲̗̺͉d̗̣͔͕̖̠̣ͩy͎̪̯̝̠ͯ̂ͨͯ ͚̼ game over again without the̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡m if your level of OCD was rampant enough to go for every achievement.

But suuuuurre, keep e̹̙͍͐̔̓͋ͤaͤ͒͐̍̏͘t͕̤͓͇͔ͯ͋̋͡ͅi̸̬͑̔͋ͪ̓͂n̞̗̻̺̈́ͬ̈͐g̨͖̺ͨ ̮̻̙̻͈ those things and enjoy Stalkers on EASY AS CAKE AGES 3 AND UP MODE. I'll remember this! Mark my words!

Also, fun fact time. You know those we̢̖̦͕̼͕͇̋ͯ̑̑͑̆̿ͯ͋̌̀͢͡ird, random tingling feelings you get on your leg or arm, where it f̜̤̖͓̩̮̻̿̈́ͬe̎͋͐͊ͅe̻͑̉́̌͡l̴̙̥̗̞̬̜s͈͍ like there's a bug there, but then you look and theŗ͂͒̓ͤ̒͂̽ͬͯ͊͋̐̏͂̎ͧ́͊͞҉͏̲̩̪̥̮̜̙̘̖̮e's actually no bug there after all? Oh, there's a bug there, alright. Those are the ghôͩͮ̽̓͑̾̂̃̓ͯ̈̈́ͭ̾ͮͭ̈́҉̵͝҉͙̥̝sts of bugs you've killed. H͚̟̮̫̦̪̟͑̉ͪa̋͗҉̻̺̲͖u̸̺̙͍͛̈̄́ͅn̠̰̬̝͉̽̒̌ͨͮ͛́t̯͎̲̜i̎ͮ ̺̜ͦṅͨ̐ͯͪͮ́͏̙͈̤͚̝̣g̘͈̤̘ͨ͂ͤ͋͌ you. Remembering what you did.

S̯̦̙̺͖̟ͅl͕̪e̺̤͔̞ep ̜̥͔t̳̘͉͔̺̼i͇̲̩g̰h͚͚̜͍̹͉ͅt̜̻̺̦ͅ!͎̗̼̜̣̮̪ >:3