Stalkers RPG Main Action and Team Status [SEASON 4]

[AgloMe Oen]

Lillian looks around the emissary clubhouse, noticing another pikachu she didnt recognize! In order to get to know the new member, she tags along when they head out to the shops, ensuring that they buy some blueprints and anything extra we need in order to make a dagger. While they're there, she might make a passing comment to Kannari, asking what happens in town when a shopkeeper is killed- if she has anyone lined up to take over her shop? It's possible that theres no time to ask things while shopping, and that's ok too.

As the new pikachu heads off to learn forge, Lillian heads back over to the bounty hunters guild, looking for Holly.
"Holly! You've taken charge of Vyes captive. I expect you'll honor the same terms of contract?" She takes a battle stance and drops $200SP down in front of Holly.
"If I battle you and win, we get the captives freedom along with whatever else came with that contract. If you win, you keep my splinters. Is it a wager?"

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After the battle is done, Lillian will wander back into town just in the nick of time and buy an adrenalin orb (or two! If she has the money). As soon as she sees that new pikachu finish up the dagger, she'll take it (and give that pikachu the second adrenalin orb if she bought one) along with gathering all three of the abyssal puncturing items (picking them up one at a time to negate the 2 points of damage of course).
Lillian will use her adrenalin orb to get an extra push of energy, and put all of them into the togepi statue.
Spike, Spear, Arrow, Dagger. Let's go!

And you get me for part 2! Because I'm specia̯͖̹̩͔̳ͥ̚l. Heehee!

Tiȓ̀̎ͣ͐ͬ̏͋̓ͭ̅̅̊̚͏̸͏̷̭̞͉̟̩̯͉̠̯̜͎̖̩͓̙̜̭̯͝ed but content after saving that delinquent Ja̯͖̹̩͔̳ͥ̚sper from Holly, who you're quite sure you didn't befriend during that last battle that you gleefully cheated with your Enigma Berry (yes, that means I have blackmail on you for that), you dḛ̵̛̮̦̠̱̯̯̪̩̭̖̩̈̋ͣ̾ͣ̑̑̿͋͛̿̚͢cide you're not done for the night and you still want to get some work done because you're a busy little bunny pummḛ̵̛̮̦̠̱̯̯̪̩̭̖̩̈̋ͣ̾ͣ̑̑̿͋͛̿̚͢ling everyone in town and taking their hard-ea̯͖̹̩͔̳ͥ̚rned money. You decide to͔͋̾́͟ head to the Invincible Drifter store because you still seem to think they're open at this u̫̙̗̯͚̘͔̾̊̕n̟̬̻̙̫͓̉ͭ̊̒ͩ͊ͮ̀g̺̺͆ͯ̈͂ͦͨo̫͇̜̬̙͍͆͗͐̇̒ͨͦ͞ ď̤̯̹͌ͬ̋̚l̨ͨ̾ͫ̊̿yͦ̋͗̇̎̅ hour. Surprise! They're closed for the night because unlike you, some Pokémon like to sleep every now and then. But you see there are still Adrenaline Orbs inside and ripe for the plucking. While they seem to be inside the store, locked away, you sneak your way in like the talented cat burglar you arḛ̵̛̮̦̠̱̯̯̪̩̭̖̩̈̋ͣ̾ͣ̑̑̿͋͛̿̚͢ and get to them, but you do something la̯͖̹̩͔̳ͥ̚me and leave the money for them by the cashier desk.

$600SP$ has been remo͔͋̾́͟ved from Lillian's inventory because darn, you're such a goodie-two-shoes.

Psh, you'd think they wouldn't care about commerce at the e̺̼̻̤̰̹̯̭͑͡ͅn̵̡̩̼͙͌̀ͭ̚d̸̫̩̗͖̥̳͙͊̓̀͋ of all things, right? Well, nice job on making your wal̡̻̻̰͒̋͘let a little more anorexic.

You then take two͔͋̾́͟ of the Adrenaline Orbs, one for yourself, and one for DracoDolt when you meet back up with him later.

[Adrenaline Orb] has been added to DracoDolt's inventory. Now he owes you a solid. Please keep reminding him about it over and over again.

For you, you decide to use your Adrenaline Orb right now, or else yes, little Lillian̶̵̛̺̰ͬ́̀͋̿ͨ̔̌, this post wouldn't have been happening in the first place! And then pop, suddenly, you feel your energy rekindled and after a nice, refreshing breath of f͗̈ͪͬͧͪ̐͢i͚̬̓̈͒͘l͖̏̌t̷͋ͭ̊̓̍ͯ̔h̢͖̪̐͊͌́̈ͣ̈́y̻̖͇̙̎ͣ͗͌̒ ̟ Yaru air, you feel ready to get back in there and ruin someone else's day (AND take their money, let's not forget that part)! Let's see how many more Pokémon you can get to h͕̤̝̩̭ͅa̴t̷͍̳͎e̩̻ you!

You head back to Emissary base to retrieve the Infernal Spear, the Bloody Bone Spike, the Malice Arrow, and the dagger that DracoDolt recently dumped out just a short time ago. Of course nothing's wrong with his dagģ̷̡̡̬̦͍͓̦͕̩̭͈̦̫́ͅͅer, but all the other we̢҉͉̱̘̣̝̬̻̭̬̬̗̗̪̳̦̣apons give you that homely, macabre and unsettling feeling as you take them out of the cabinet and head skipping and hopping off to Kannari's Workshop like the Easter Bunny with hand grenades instead of chocolate eggs. Following Adrian's previous dealing with this love̢҉͉̱̘̣̝̬̻̭̬̬̗̗̪̳̦̣ly statue, you head toward wh̰̱͎͆̀͒ͨere he reported seeing this g̷̸̣̦̣̻̗̫̮̺̟r̛̹͇̝̦̭̩͔̯̘̱̘͎͎̤̰͉͟͡͡į̶̻̳̬͔̘̻͓͈̺͕̥z͞͏ ͏̨͖̳̜͖͎͍͎̜̻̪̜̲̤̰͠z̴̧͈͖͔̗̯̰͈̠̼̥̦̖̮̺̠̠̬̦͕̕͞ĺ̶̺̺̻͉̝̘ ̠̟͓̥̣͔̬̟̖͔̭͔y҉̨̼̥͖̲͕͎̪̳͙͇̝̜͟ thing, and you eventually find it lurking in the darkness, just waiting for your love! Spoiler alert, you get a lot of love back from this thing!

You then take a closer look at the statue and see for yourself how l͔o͙̰v̵͇̟͔̖̩i̸̯̟n̡̦̯̘g̭͙̠̗͈l͈̪̣̩̗y̗̤̲̘̪ ̷̫͈̭̖i̡͖̼̖͇̬̺mp̵̟̝̮͎͇̻ͅa҉l͍͍e҉̥͈ḑ͍ ̶̮a̡͎n҉̤̮̯̭̥̙d͇̗͇̩̖̬͝ l͎͇ḁ̵̻͖̝c̴͚͎̠͉̫ȩ̤͍͙͎r̼͍͢a̸͙͇͕t̥̮͓̱̘̳̗e̢̟̦̼d̠̫ ̝̹ͅ it has become. A lot of it resonates with dark Stalker presence, but you decide to get to work and jab some more fresh m̖̙̹̬̯̝͚̿̿͊͛̀̚ȋ̤̯̹̘̗̮̗̌ͨ̿̍͋s̛̝͍̃e̘̭͗͐̅͆ͤ͆͑r̈́̇̄ͭ̋̋ ̼̣̯̻̠̝ͬŷͩ̓̈́̑͐̋ into it!

First, you insert th̰̱͎͆̀͒ͨe [Iron Dagger] into the dagger slot, and it locks in permanently. Even trying to pull it back out doesn't work! Aww, the̶̵̢̢̳͖͖͉͉̰̺͔̗̬͈͓̣̙͉̲̟̝̩͗͗̐̑͆͌͠re goes Draco Malfoy's DracoBolt's first ever we̶̵̢̢̳͖͖͉͉̰̺͔̗̬͈͓̣̙͉̲̟̝̩͗͗̐̑͆͌͠apon creation and you spen̷̩̤͖̤̼͓͖̫̞̪̔ͤͭ̐͆͗͆ͦͫ̃͗ͧ̈̃̃͒̿́̚͝t it on this! Well, he got it for free anyway, so what's to complain about!?

[E: Iron Dagger] has been swiped from the Team Inventory. Forever and ever.

Next, you decide to work with the [%Infernal Spear%] because you can't wait to see what kind of f̅ͨ̑͋̂ͨ̉̽̄͌͏̵̨̙̯̣͇̪͎͖͜͜ụ̢͍̪̱̖̱ͭ̽ͪ̈ͬͭ͌̋̈́ͦ̋ͯ̓̄́̉̃͝͝ ̭ͅn̼̜̜͔͐ͭ̓͑́̏̽͋͑̒̈́͛͛̀̽̀̚͝͠ comes out of using this thing and find̸̢̡͖̗͍̫̮̭͓̊̄̽ͦ͆̋̐̿̑̉̇ͪͬ̆ͩ͝ the hole that it belongs in. It feels sickly to the touch like sho̵͕͎͇̻̱̟̞̺̪̯͉̼͉̖̰͕ͮ͐ͧ̒ͬ͛̀͠ͅwering yourself with your own barf, but when yo̵͕͎͇̻̱̟̞̺̪̯͉̼͉̖̰͕ͮ͐ͧ̒ͬ͛̀͠ͅu fully ram it in, you suddenly feel a rapid discharge of pure, horrendous evil energy rush out of it and rapidly surge its v̴͎̪̲͓̥̟͉̟͙̳ͣͬ͋ͩͭ̆̾̄̇ͦ̾̀͘ĩ̵͎͇̼̉́͂ͮ̎͑̈̽̿̑͆̀́̈ͤ̽̚͜͞ ͕̪̲̻͙̣͇ḽ̸͙̝̼͉̈́̅̃̆͠e̡̲͎̞̠̩͓̗͙͍̻̮͉͐ͣ̅ͦͤ̂̒̃͛͑̔̔̅̂͢͟͞ ̙͓̼̯ way happily int̓̽̈̌̓̒͛͊̋҉̷̲̰̼͔̟̠̟̯̥̰̳͖̪͓̞͘o your soul! Welcome home!

[%Infernal Spear% 2P DMG] has been removed from the Team Inventory.
Lillian has sustained 2 points of Purity damage as part of this complete breakfast! But then it becomes zero because of your stupid berry.

You cough hard, almost feel̵̜͍̰͙̲̬̀̎̔̃ͪ̏̈́̔̏̍̇̀̚͠ing a bit nauseous at first! Aww, don't worry, you get used to tha̡̻̻̬͇̘̲̦͖̫̮̫̘͓̫̗̿̍̑̿̒ͪ̌͒̆ͬ͋̋̇̕̕͢t kind of thin͋ͬ͆͛̌ͬͩͣͦ̀̍̉̓͒ͮ̌ͤ҉͏̼̦̺̗̯̝̤̙͇̯̖̩̠̲͈̘̝͍ͅg after a while, honey! However, after catching your breath, you decide to continue, and then pick up the [@Bloody Bone Spike@]. Boy, with a name like, you know it's gotta be fun! You feel its wicked, dark energy coursing through it, and while you're a̡̻̻̬͇̘̲̦͖̫̮̫̘͓̫̗̿̍̑̿̒ͪ̌͒̆ͬ͋̋̇̕̕͢ble to resist most of the g̻̖̝͚ͬ͒ͧͤ͋̋̅́̚͢r̴͍͚̟͚̻̩̹͖̘̜̙̱͕̝̜̘̗͚ͪ̌ͮ̀̽ͩͦͭ͌͠͡îͥ̓ ͮ͋ͮͤ҉̵̪͙̘̰̬̼̝̣̖̟̠̹̣͚̲̺̖̠z̢͉̭͈̜̭̫̥͐͛͛ͯz̍ͫ͛̀̆̊̅̀̏̈́͝͏ ̘̯̤l̵̛͛ͯͫ̌̐̍́ͬ͜͞͏͔͈̳͎̯̝̟̪̲̻̜y̴̧̛͔͕̙̠̭̘̪̜ͣͮ̃́̔̏̑̎͟͠ ̠͈̤̭̥͖ influence at first, it isn't until you fully r̵̼̼̖̙̱͔͙̹̥̣̘͓̗̺̱̃ͣͬ̀̈́͡͠ͅa̧̱̯̗͎͇͍̫̯̝̲̦̝̜͔̫̘ͯ̎ͤͯ͢͠ͅ ̗̥m̌̽ͪ̆̑̿̔ͪ̌͗ͩ̈́ͭ̃̒̚͏̀͏̷̷̥͎̙͇͎̯̻͕͇̟̪̹̥ in it the statue that it suddenly discharges as well, and suddenly your mind is filled with hundreds of horrendous, h̦͎̘̖̖̰͎i͎͚̭̟͓͍̳d̪͔̗̦͖e͈ǫ̰u̹̭̥̺͖͡s̜̜ ͚̖͈ẖ̪͓͓̝͉ͅà̬͙̤͇̠̼̞l̻̻͈l͙̲̬̱̫̮͜u̘͓̝̫̺ͅc͜i̺̗̺̰͓̞͈n ̰̠a̲̟̩̙̹̣t͈̳̣̹̪̬̜͘į̰o̡̞̰n̰͕͕͙͇̥ͅs͎͉͓̗̬!

//Nothing like this̴̜͕̟̣̳̠͔͙̜̰̀͆͐͑̒̆̇̀̋̉̾̐ͮ͞ happens. Yợ̴̢͉͚̖̼̖̙̫̞͖̻̫͓̤͍̹̰͗̿͌̍̊ͪ͆ͦ̌̂ͥͥ̚ͅͅu feel fine. *Yawn*

[@Bloody Bone Spike@ 2S DMG] has been bumped out of the Team Inventory.
Lillian has sustained 2 points of Sanity damage! But it's actually 0, because you cheated!

You almost f̬̟͇̙͇al̜̦͙͘l͟ to your knees, w̷̵̹͎͉̝̥̘͔̱͔͉ͤ̋ͬ̽̒͆̏̓̾̊̾̀ͩ̿̏͆̌͟͜͡ͅe̢͈̰͖ͩ̎ͦ̏̀ͨ̄ͤ̑͊̕ ͈̝e͚̹̩̖̠̻̲͙̪͓̯̠ͪ̀ͮ͊̎̌̀̕͡ͅͅp̶̍͐ͤ҉͙̯̼̰̳͇̘̳̺͖̳̟̠͉̤͕̟i ̴̧̳͇̝̪͈̙͚̻̖̃ͯ͐̊̉ͩ͑͋͋͊̂ͦ̏̚͝n̸ͭ̑̔̊̓҉̴͓̞͈̙̀́ǵ͌ͬ̋̑̔ͣ̀ ̯̗͔̔͐ͪͩͭ̈́͒͊͜ at the fine horror prepared for you this evening, but you try to recover and get back up on your bun͋ͬ͆͛̌ͬͩͣͦ̀̍̉̓͒ͮ̌ͤ҉͏̼̦̺̗̯̝̤̙͇̯̖̩̠̲͈̘̝͍ͅny feet, quickly. Because goodness, you never know who's watching! I ̣̓̄̄͒s͛ͤ͋̍͛͒͏̺͎̤̜͈ų̼̄͆̿ͩ͋̅̚r̴͛̆ͯe̢̫̓̆̏̂̐ ̛͂̓ͩ͒͂̽a̷̘̭̭ͭ͛̐͌͐ͫ̎ͅm̺̠̠̼͔̲̳̿̇!̑͌͜

Lastly, you then turn to the [%Malice Arrow%], because you sure know the third time's a charm, right? Totally! And though you're a b̴̨ͥͭ̔ͧ͑̅̆̌̅́̀͏̬̲̠͇̮̝̖͎͓̝it reluctant to do it knowing how these thin̵̢̯̥̭̬̹͎͓̣̻͍̹͙̰̥̩̆̓͗ͫ͗ͧͣ͊̅ͅgs operate, you try to steel yourself and insert it. Nah, nice try, but it doesn't quite happen that way. It's fun, ill effects suddenly take charge and immediately target you! A sudden, s͎͒͋ͅhͤ҉͔̹̰̩ͅḁ͔͚̟̱̖̝͝d̝͙̓̔ͧ͌ͯo̶͕̙͈͊͑ͪ̐ͨw̠͇͎̬̘͎͂͜y ̥͍̿̈̅̍̾̒ coil sweeps in front of your face, veiling reality before b̸̢̠̙̳̠̮̔̄ͧ͋̎̚ư̷̐̈͆̍̉̓̔̋ͯ͆̽ͯͪͦ̾̋̎̑͗҉͕͔͈͉͕̹̠̼̲ͅr̉̿ ͇͔͙͉̠̲͓̼̳͕͆̍ͫ͛̓̃̆̈̽́͞ȑ̶͈͇̥̹͇̪̪̑̒͒́̂ͣ̅̔͋̌ͨ̃̈̿̂ͬ̄͗̀ ̪̪̤̖̬̮̦̙̞͙ͅo̧̧͕̰͍̪̜͈̺͎̤̬͈͖͈͙͂͋ͨ̎̂w͗͛͂ͬ̂ͭ̾͌̒̓̓ͦͫ̽͋̐ ̵̨̢͍̙̣̯̹̘̗͊̅ͫ͢͠i̫͖͇͙̣͍̼̪̳̰͓̘̯̭̙͙̜ͧ̾͒ͤ̿̉̐̒̓ͪ̊̉̚͡n͒̄ ̸̱̖͇͔̫̪̭̬̺͒͂̈́̇ͦ͊̍̈́̉́g̵̝͍͓͕͕͖̰͔̯̱̼̝̙̫̗̼͇ͭ́͛̓̓̉͆̆̑̚̕ ̞̪ its way into your soul through your eyes!

//*Sigh*, Yeah, this c̴͖͉̞̭̱̟̩̙̰͍̞̮͙͖̖̋̈ͭ̏̽ͦ̋̌̍ͪ͛͌͆̕͝͞oͭ͌̀͋͆̾ͬͪ͘̕҉̢̣̰͙͜ ̖̟̲̪͎͈̪̜̳͍̩̯ͅo̙̗̲̗͎̬̺̥͈̙̭̮̹͎ͭ̋̃̈́͗̋͊̉̊̐̀̇ͣ̽̉ͦ̀͢͜ͅlͮ ̡̨̤̜͍̪̭̠̫̹̪͉̳̜̖̗̥̰ͭ́ͮ̾ͧ̊̓͋̌͋͂̃̓̓ͨͅͅ stuff doesn't happḙ̛̠̬͔͙̭̬͖͇̖͔̪͙͂͐ͯ̊̂́͑͑̊ͦͦ̑̒̇ͨ͢͠n either. Zzzz.

[%Malice Arrow% 2P DMG] has been popped out of the Team Inventory.
Lillian has sustained more lovely 2 bonus points of Purity damage! Oh wait, no, we need to remove the fun factor on that.

You q̸̣̗̪̺̦̥̗̥̝̱̞̠̩̇̽̀͐ͬ́͢͡ư̶̧̥̙̫̥̫̖̠̩͉̑̍ͣ̅̓ͩ̾ͯ̀͡ī̾̐ ̶̢̨̦͕̲̙̺̠̟͕̱ͣͩ̃̄́̓̽̔́ͭ̅ͭ͆̇̚͘͞v̡ͯ̈̎ͧͤ̍̓͂ͧ̚͟͏̛͕̯̩͍͙͟ ͚̝͈eͬ͌͛͋̍͐ͩ͋͂̀̈ͨ̌ͫ͑͠҉̷͚̗̞͓̣̮̺̰̯͙̻͎̹́͘rͧ͒̍̀̓̾̂̓̐̃̿ͧ ̧̱̠̯̘̘̯̞̰͠ and shake, a̸̛͙̤͔̭̬ͭ̿ͬ̽͆̈́͂́̕͡nd want to s̸̊̓̃ͤc͆̓ͣͥ̚r̶̪͇̺̰̦̽̀͆ͩe͉͙̗̩͆̆ͧ̂ͯ̕a͈͆̿̏͛͂̾ͅm̼̏ͥ͊ͮ͗ ͕̖, even though you're kin̨͂ͯ̾͊ͤͦ̀̿͛̊̍̆̑̈́̒̎̆̂҉̞̦͕̤̳̦͚̭̪͕̱̣̪̟̯̰͚ͅda already aware nobody's around and wouldn̨͂ͯ̾͊ͤͦ̀̿͛̊̍̆̑̈́̒̎̆̂҉̞̦͕̤̳̦͚̭̪͕̱̣̪̟̯̰͚ͅ't hear you. You only manage to open your mouth slightly, able to muster just but a sickly gasp before you finally break out of the paralysis spell an̨͂ͯ̾͊ͤͦ̀̿͛̊̍̆̑̈́̒̎̆̂҉̞̦͕̤̳̦͚̭̪͕̱̣̪̟̯̰͚ͅd try to catch your brea̸̛͙̤͔̭̬ͭ̿ͬ̽͆̈́͂́̕͡th. You look up to see the Togepi, fully completed! Fully b͓̘̟͕͑̂͋͋́̊r̘͂̍͞ù̷͚͖̱̟̭ͅt̙͍̳̬̥̠ͯ͂̌͟a̞̽l͔͖̩̣͎͌́̓ͤͅ i͍ͧ̄͘z̮͖̜͆̈́ͅe̓͜d͙͝!̮̅ͣ̑ Lovely work, Lillian, I knew you had it in ya!

//You ḙ̛̠̬͔͙̭̬͖͇̖͔̪͙͂͐ͯ̊̂́͑͑̊ͦͦ̑̒̇ͨ͢͠at some ice cream, I gueṡ̢̛̩̬̜̜̮̬̹ͮͥ̌̐̒̀̚s?

{Hole-Ridden Togepi Statue: Glowing Puncture x3, Dagger Slot x1, +Fighting-type+}

You then reach out to tu͙͕̬̣̜̥̣͇̱͉̙͇̠̳͑ͭ̈́̋̏́ͥ̓̃̇̂̉ͩ͆͘͡rn it. The locking mechanism suddenly becomes disengaged, but then you hear a sudden, rapid-winding and clicking sound... uh oh...

#Unexpected Spear 3H, Steel# Dodge Rate: 30%
Lillian rolls 49% to dodge! Failed! Not this time, sugar!
Lucky Reroll: 3% Well phooey, you actually got it. ...Cheater.

You just barely ste̵̻̝͔̙̺͙͍̖̣̭͈̙̤͕̲̍̓͑͑̽̈́ͥͮ̊̾͠p out of the way before a random pokey spear comes out of nowhere and tries to make a kabob out of you. Let's just say it wouldn't have ended well and you haven't gotte̵̻̝͔̙̺͙͍̖̣̭͈̙̤͕̲̍̓͑͑̽̈́ͥͮ̊̾͠n that Tdap vaccine yet. Don't mess with tetanus!

Only then are you able to remove the statue that you bu͙͕̬̣̜̥̣͇̱͉̙͇̠̳͑ͭ̈́̋̏́ͥ̓̃̇̂̉ͩ͆͘͡tchered up even further, and you see underneath, there is a me̷̷͖̙̟̳̘͇̙͖̫̻͉̞̮̘͖̋ͥ͑̉̓ͯ̄ͣ̅͆ͩ͂̐̃ͧtal disc with wicked-looking barbs all around it, resting on a flat wood surface. Yeah, let's grab that! It resona̸̷̛̼̹̪͓̠̝͎̣͈̜̥̗͑ͦ͆ͩ̓̀̆ͥ̈ͬ͗̍͢tes with that ş̶ͤ̈́͊ͦͦ͑ͯ̀ͥ͊͋̐͊́ͧ͆ͯ҉̫͔̭̗͇̞̘̺̥͕̲͢p̶̷̵̢̦̭͙ͦͥ̽ͮ̓̄́̍͝ ̬͍̦̘̪̖̤͔̤̘ͅeͣͧͭͥͮͮ̋̋̓̊̄͆̈́ͩ͏̷̨͎̖̭̩̤͙̥̬̭̣͉͞c̒́ͣ̂͐ͤͣ̾ ̴̶̵̡̲̪͙̫̰͔̰̍ͫ͛̅ͪ̒́͑̍̚̕i̡̛̟͙̳̰̘̘͍̗̎̿̾ͯ͐ͮ̓̒̀ͥ͆̆́͘͜ͅͅ ̗̙̤a̛̱̭̫̎̿ͥ̓͂͛̿́̂ͯ̄ͬ̓̂̈̉̍͒l̝̹̘̰̖̤͕̪̐ͮ̀̆̀͟͢, demonic, Stalker presence that you know and love, but when you bend down to carefully grab it and avoid the barbs, you re̷̷͖̙̟̳̘͇̙͖̫̻͉̞̮̘͖̋ͥ͑̉̓ͯ̄ͣ̅͆ͩ͂̐̃ͧalize that isn't the only thing wrong with this lơ̟̫̲ͩ̔͋͌̓̊͌͆ͥͦ͛ͥͮ̉̎̊͒̍̅̀͡ͅvely damned disc...

[%Barbed Metal Disc% 2P DMG] has been added to the Team Inventory to share with the whole family.
Lillian has sustained 2 MORE points of Purity damage! You're getting there! Keep going, I believe in you! Oh wait, no.

Even more ḛ̩̪̲͉͚̻̦̩̞͈̥̖̖̥̭̖̆̒̍͆͒ͭ̊̂͒ͨ̽̏̓̋̕͠v̶̾̅̄͑҉̷͜҉͔̠̼̤̥ͅ i̡̗̤̜̰̥̙͖̜̣̜͉͗́̏͋ͩ̃̈͂ͬ̀͋͗ͫ͜͝͠ͅl̊ͮ͛ͯ̉ͮͭ̐ͤ̽̑̽̂͒ͩ̾͏͟͡ ̖̦̦̤̪͞ tendrils of shadowy fun̸̄̇͛̾̐̎ͪͮ͠҉̲͓̰̜̯͍̠ shoot up from the disc and join the others that have sunken into your soul. Yes, these like going into your eyes as well, it helps the frea̸̷̛̼̹̪͓̠̝͎̣͈̜̥̗͑ͦ͆ͩ̓̀̆ͥ̈ͬ͗̍͢k out factor. They're all together now, and it's a fun party of corruption! Free sơ̟̫̲ͩ̔͋͌̓̊͌͆ͥͦ͛ͥͮ̉̎̊͒̍̅̀͡ͅul nibbles on the house. I told them so and I keep my promises! Most ơ̟̫̲ͩ̔͋͌̓̊͌͆ͥͦ͛ͥͮ̉̎̊͒̍̅̀͡ͅf them anyway.

You feel just SICK having to deal with all this! But it's okay, the rest of us are enjoying the whole spectacle a̸̷̛̼̹̪͓̠̝͎̣͈̜̥̗͑ͦ͆ͩ̓̀̆ͥ̈ͬ͗̍͢nd everyone else is happy they're nơ̟̫̲ͩ̔͋͌̓̊͌͆ͥͦ͛ͥͮ̉̎̊͒̍̅̀͡ͅt you! And then̸̄̇͛̾̐̎ͪͮ͠҉̲͓̰̜̯͍̠ when you lift up the disc, there's another surprise just waiting for you.

//*Yawww̵͈̘͙͍͈̘̫͉̳̺̝͗̇̉ͮ͗͟͠wnnnnn*



Because you didn̸̄̇͛̾̐̎ͪͮ͠҉̲͓̰̜̯͍̠'t really listen the firsţ̶͈̼̫̜͈̘̩̥̻͔̻̠̯ͣ̈̆̊ͣͯ̍ͫͯ̾̄ͫ̑ͪͨ̚ time and needed a r̼͞ę̠̼͙̹͇̫m͔̘̺͉̳͉ͅi̵̞n͍̜d̲͍͝ér̙͉̳. Funny, yô̷̰̝͖͒̾ͪͣ͐u'd think with those big bunny ears, hearing things wouldn't be a problem! Oh, that's right, it's the actual listening that's tricky for yô̷̰̝͖͒̾ͪͣ͐u!

Well, you get to cruise on back home now after somewhat picking up the pieces of your t̨̞̻̫̥͌̈͗a̢̲̓̾ͤ̄̽̂ͤt̫̣̆ͪt̴̲̓͊ͩe̍ͭ̑͋̾̓҉͍̖r̤̤̥̥͑̏ͅe͢ ̳d͉̳̋̃̂ spirit and feeling like less of yourself exists than before you came. It's kind of like being spiritually drunk, only not actually fun, you get ș̷̮͉͔̭͖ͭ̐̂i̞̫͖̥̽ͯc̘̤͖͉̋̀k̿́̏̋͆́ earlier, and it doesn't go away in the morning. But I can include that hungover headache feeling if you want!

Until nexţ̶͈̼̫̜͈̘̩̥̻͔̻̠̯ͣ̈̆̊ͣͯ̍ͫͯ̾̄ͫ̑ͪͨ̚ time, children!

You gơ̸͚̻͈̩̬̥̘̱̥̐̆͌͌͗̏̑̂̓̇͌͂ͣͦ̚͞ͅ home just finͤ̅̿ͥ̋ͣ̈́̋͌̈́̈̾̂͊͌ͧ̚҉̠̼̯̗͖͙̩̟̹̞̗͎̹̙̞̖̳͘e.

Lillian the Lopunny (M: Normal)

Health: 10/10 | Sanity: 8/8 | Purity: 10/10
Battle Stance: Fight
Perk: Diplomacy
Trait: Lucky
Equipment: Obsidian Dagger, Enigma Berry (until Day 7 Day Cycle)