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I'll search (48) Crater Centre (the main area). Hope there's no flippin' grenades this time around!
You know, you R̹̠̩͇͙̺̱͔ͥͫ͆E̬͇͉̼̯ͭ͗͋̅ͩ̂ͫͅA͖̞͍̫̥ͣ͌̍ͧ̔͒̌L̪̊͐̐̉̅̉͌ͯ͛ ͇̬̝̺̫̣͍L̜͔̮̥̐͌Y͉͎̯͎̠͚͚̖̼͊ͧ gotta stop j͖̰͓͙̖̲̰̦i͉̺̖̜̻n̹̫̘x͔̤̩̮̘̖̫ị̥͙̳̯̼n͎͈g͉̙̪͉̳̤͔ yourself like this. You did read the location description̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟ before you decided to check this place out, right? No? *Giggles* Okay then!

You head out into the dark night for some fun and games and hey, you know, no one's been searching the Crater yet. In fact no on̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟e in town's been talking about it. What gives! You flutter your way up there to see maybe there's buried treasure! Maybe everyone elsě̝̘͓̼̒ͯ̿ͥ̌̋̈ͬ̊ͥ͋͑̌̀̚͘ is scared, but nah, you're brave and courageous! Maybe crazy.

When you get thě̝̘͓̼̒ͯ̿ͥ̌̋̈ͬ̊ͥ͋͑̌̀̚͘re you find this whole place is like a toilet bowl. It looks like a mountain from the ground, but when you get over the edge, yo̵̡̘̥̯̬͙ͪ̑̇̊̈́ͬ͘u look down and it's just a pit of shrapnel, bits of junk, rocks everywhere, and other lovely busted things. Like someon̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟e never flushed. Kind of smells like it too!

You think the dead center of it might be the most in̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟teresting to check out, so you fly on in and you see something that looks like a grid that kind of sticks out as strange to you. Why, it's way too orderly and doesn't loo̵̡̘̥̯̬͙ͪ̑̇̊̈́ͬ͘k at all like the other busted metallic crap around here. You take a closer look at it and it actually seems to be a intact gate with a security console. "Well" yo̵̡̘̥̯̬͙ͪ̑̇̊̈́ͬ͘u think, "that's kin̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟da weird."

You find the console is unpowered and it's connected to a kinetic energy generator that all it needs is a little spark to get going. As for that console̴̟̻̺̮͇̠̲̺̹̬̤̠͌ͮ͑ͩ̑̔ͅͅ itself, well, it's unpowered at the momen̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟t and proves as much entertainment as a TV that can't turn o̵̡̘̥̯̬͙ͪ̑̇̊̈́ͬ͘n, but it looks like you're going to need some kind of authorization code thin̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟gy that... nah, you know what, you just need someone to muck around with it.

{Gate to the Underground: <Security>, +Electric Type+} has been noted in your silly Team Records. Not to worry, I'll send you my statement at the end of the month.

You walk around the en̶̯̭̤̱̪̱̜̟ͫͯ̆̽̽̇͊̾͗͊̆̂̎́̔̚͟͡trance gate, trying to see if there's so̵̡̘̥̯̬͙ͪ̑̇̊̈́ͬ͘mething like a discarded battery or thing that could generate a spark, but sudden̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟ly you step on something that feels like a pressure plate and has a really satisfying clicking sound!

And then you look down and f͕͈̰̻̙̯͔͔͎̜̫͗ͬͮͭ̒̂ͤ̍ͩ͛ͬ́r͉̰̥̲̖̺̻̤̬͎̫̓ͫ̇̌ͤ̍̄ͫ̈̓͒ͧ̆͐ ̳̗͕̞͇ȇ͍̱̳͚͓̹̭̤̼̺͕̋ͫ͑̅ͪ́͒̅͋̍̔͂ͤ͂ͤͯa̙̻̭͈̲͓̺̔̿̇͐ͣͮ͗̈ k̖̮̮̞̤͙̲̮̼͑̂̀͑̂̈ͩ̇͌͋͐ͦͪ ̯̖̬̪͙̣̫̻ͪͮ͆̃̑o̗̖̦̙̺͕̩̲̮̳̣͎̽̒̿ͬ̅ͩu̱͋̑̍́ͦ̈̔̎̃̐̆͌̓͑̚̚ ̤̣͖̦̞̟ẗ͈͕̞͎̲̳͈̭̻̹̦̺̬̜̪̋͋̀̇ͯ̾̈́̒ͧ̚!͕͖ͧͩ̒ͤ͐ͮ͑̆̐ͧ̍ͩ͐̐ ̩͙̲̼͚͈̖̫͉̤̲͖͉̝ Oh Carly, there's no gren̡͔̺̰͖̳͆ͨͣ̊͟ades here, but landmines... very much so!

#Landmin̶̯̭̤̱̪̱̜̟ͫͯ̆̽̽̇͊̾͗͊̆̂̎́̔̚͟͡e, 5DMG# Dodge Rate: 20% + 25% (Nimble) = 45%
Carly rolls 69% to dodge̴̟̻̺̮͇̠̲̺̹̬̤̠͌ͮ͑ͩ̑̔ͅͅ! Uh oh!

Carly realizes the danger of speaking too soon and takes 5 points of Health damage!

Oh wow, the explosion sends you f̜̥̫̰̻̻̬͙̥̻̞̒́̐ͯ̂̀ͣ͋̉͗l̹̪̖̥̲͍̝̈͋͛͗͂̿ͯ̈́ͥ͗ͣy͒̔̒̓͌ͪͨ̚ ͕͙̝̹̥ͪ͂̂̐͋ͣ̀ͫ͛ͦi̭̥͉̠̣̞͈͉̘͍̊̔̿ͮ̒ͦ̋͑ͪ̾͂̿̀̚n̉̅̂̆̃̿ͧ̑̄ ͕̫̥͍̪̠̩̳̺̿́̋ͧͮ̌̓̃g̠͕͖̺̫͓̞̠̟̓͂ͯ̓̈̈͐̆̏͆̐ͣ̍̌, makes your ears ring like six hours at a thrash metal concert, and the judges give it 8.9 out of 10. Great height, but the form wasn't so great on the landing. You kind of just landed on your ass right there and it just didn't look profe̴̟̻̺̮͇̠̲̺̹̬̤̠͌ͮ͑ͩ̑̔ͅͅssional! But since you're the only conten̶̯̭̤̱̪̱̜̟ͫͯ̆̽̽̇͊̾͗͊̆̂̎́̔̚͟͡der today, maybe you'll get the gold anyway.

Or maybe̴̟̻̺̮͇̠̲̺̹̬̤̠͌ͮ͑ͩ̑̔ͅͅ...

You find yourself bleeding, smoldering, and with little metallic bits in your exoskeleton! They're like glitter! Sharp, painful, brutal glitter. But they stick to you just like actual glitter!

But then, just as you get up off the ground and realize this whole freakin' crater is a MINEFIELD, you decide flying would be much safer. Exce̴̟̻̺̮͇̠̲̺̹̬̤̠͌ͮ͑ͩ̑̔ͅͅept... you're still on the ground, and in a new spot. A new spot that has... oh yeah. A̦͕̰̹̬̞̬̬̭̻̞̳̻ͤ̌ͦ̀̆̇ͭͫ͂̒̈ͩ̑̋̅̏̀̾ň̪̺̻̪̮̆ͩ̄̔͐ͪͨ̐ͩͩ̚ ̝̤̞͉̱̘̼͍õ̹̲͇̜̖̼͕͙͂̌͊ͩͬṭ͙̺͇̼͕̩̘ͧͦͭ͗̎ͅͅh͎ͤͨ͒ͣͣͦ̿͛̚ ͚̮̪͓͍͕̫̯͙̳̞̣̜̜̹͕e̤̻̹̰̘͙̫̹ͣͣͮͥͦͮͬr̳̬͓͉͙̬̟͐ͫ̓̐͌͒ͯ̆ͭ̚ ̳̮̹ landmine! Click goes the pressurȩ̱͎̼͈͕͙̙͔͉ͬ̍ͮͩ͗̌͜ peg again and it's onto your second course!

#Landmine, 5DMG# Dǫ̭͕̠̻͈̬͚͚̥̗̹͇̭̘͓̖͑ͭͣͩ̔̑̂͊ͩ̇̓̀͝ͅͅdge Rate: 20% + 25% (Nimble) = 45%
Carly rolls 60% to dodgȩ̱͎̼͈͕͙̙͔͉ͬ̍ͮͩ͗̌͜! I hope you're enjoying these by now!

Carly goes kaboom again and enjoys another succulent 5 points of Health damage!

Oh Susana, that ain't gonna grow back!

As the lovely boom goes off and sending you flying into the air again (your form was better this time, actually!), you realize why no one really likes to come arǫ̭͕̠̻͈̬͚͚̥̗̹͇̭̘͓̖͑ͭͣͩ̔̑̂͊ͩ̇̓̀͝ͅͅund here. They kind of want to keȩ̱͎̼͈͕͙̙͔͉ͬ̍ͮͩ͗̌͜p all their appendages in͎̮̖͈̣̠̹̪̗͉͓̱͇̐̈̈ͧͨ̉̋͂ͥ̈̇ͭ͋̿͐̊ͩ́͝ͅtact! Whoa. Better check your legs and wings to make sure they didn't get blown off right back there!

You feel like nearly dead right n͎̮̖͈̣̠̹̪̗͉͓̱͇̐̈̈ͧͨ̉̋͂ͥ̈̇ͭ͋̿͐̊ͩ́͝ͅow. I mean heck, that grenade was therapeutic in comparison to these! You're in pain, bleeding, oozing, cursing the fact Salvage Keep doesn't have a hǫ̭͕̠̻͈̬͚͚̥̗̹͇̭̘͓̖͑ͭͣͩ̔̑̂͊ͩ̇̓̀͝ͅͅspital where you can pick up a fun infection as part of your combo menu deal, and yeah.

You just barely manage to fly out of therȩ̱͎̼͈͕͙̙͔͉ͬ̍ͮͩ͗̌͜. Once you get to the outer rim of the crater, you have to land and crawl your way back home! Yeah, sorry Carly, Uber doesn't service this area. And neither does Lyft, so don't waste your time with that one!

Off to bed with you! But hey, it came clǫ̭͕̠̻͈̬͚͚̥̗̹͇̭̘͓̖͑ͭͣͩ̔̑̂͊ͩ̇̓̀͝ͅͅse there! Better to receive "Get well soon" cards rather than͎̮̖͈̣̠̹̪̗͉͓̱͇̐̈̈ͧͨ̉̋͂ͥ̈̇ͭ͋̿͐̊ͩ́͝ͅ "Sorry for your loss" ones!

Carly the Yanmega (L: Bug/Flying)
Health: 2/12 | Sanity: 8/8 | Purity: 8/8
Battle Stance: Flee
Perk: Technical
Trait: Nimble