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    RESCUE MISSION INITIATED: Brass the Braixen.
    Starring Truly the Clauncher and Mistee the Bulbasaur!

    Poor Brass just wantë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕d to pluck some goodies out of the Tunnel Ruins! And then̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ some j̵̡̧͈̘̀̇͆͗â̵͉ć̴̮̅͝k̴͖̲̀͑̇͝-̴̟̟̻̊͛́m̶͔̭̉͂͘ä̸̧͚̎͗g̷̣̹̤͒ģ̴̣̞̿̈́̂o̵͙͚̬̓̈́͝t̵͊ ̘̰̂͑ like Renge, a freaking PSYDUCK of all Pokémơ̸̹̮̲̜̗̞̮͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̢̨̧̮͙͇͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅn, took him out. It was awful, yeah. You're going to have to pay me big to destroy the recording I madë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕.

    So you both head over to the Tunn̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘el Ruins to see where Brass got smacked upside the h̴̺̗́͌̾e̴͕̱͑͜å̷̹̟̜d̴̦̜̼̞͐͌̃. Well, you find the site of the mayhem pretty easily. Puddles and blast marks everywhere! You definitely know that's not an everyday thing, so you decidë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ to check around and Mistee figures out hey, this is where Psyduck boy dragged Brass. So you hunt them down and you fin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘d there's a half-submerged apartment building në̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕arby that dates before the crap-hit-the-fan times. It looks like ḧ̵̲́͠e̶̹̍l̶͈̰͗̔͆l̷̼̾̈́, but to anyone with low standards, you could live ơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͓͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅut of it. Not well, but it might be better than camping at least!

    Truly rolls Stealth: 52%
    Mistee Rolls Stealth: 58%


    Eh, not too shabby. We'll see hơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅw much this sucks for you!

    You track it an̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘d it seems like this is where Rë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕nge dragged Brass off to. Truly, armed with his butt-kicking Crusader Spear, takes point while Mistee watches their back just in case someone wants to rip them from behind. You know they LOVE to do that!

    Truly steps through one of the windows of the sunken̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ apartment building, and oh hë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ll, there's a sudden hissing sound! What loơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͇͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅks like some dark, shadowy hand grenade drơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͇͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅps before the both of you and there's a sudden ë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺͕́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕xplosion of deathly shadows, evil, and decay! Oh goodië̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕!

    Truly has taken̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ 3 damage to Health (5-2 from Enigma Berry)!
    Truly has taken̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ 3 damage to Purity (5-2 from Enigma Berry)! Owchies


    GUH, even with your Enigma Berry, the agony S̸̠̩͋̀̍͒̆U̵̢̡̧̬̠̞̪̱̹͉̇̅̂̊̓̈́C̶̛̫̮̪̘͕̐̽̇̾͛̕K̴͍̹̏̑͊͒͝ ͖S̶̢̧̖̞̖̳̼̅͆̽̓͝!̶̡̨̣͖̘͖̭̗̪̹̀̉̋ͅ Truly take the damage right to the FACE while servin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘g as an effective meat shield for Mistee. See, that's teamwork! Except the shadows of death and decay go right through Truly as well and decide to have some gen̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘erous bites at Mistee soul, chowing down on it.

    Mistee has taken 5 damage to Purity!

    Boy, did that suck! The vomit you hurl out is a putrid black! Suddenly life j̴̳̞͗͐́͂̊͛̑̚u̷̙̱̯̼̲̼̮͙̟̇͜s̴̳̈́̃̾̐t̵̝͊̀̀̂̉̈́ ̷̢̬̫͍̗̪̫͐̍͐̈̚s̴͖̥͖̙͇͙̓͌̉u̵̟̮̐́͊͐̀̐͑c̶̗͔̯̿̅̔̇̃̾̐̚k̶ ̯̰̹͕̩̠̿̀́ṡ̴̳̭ͅ, but you try to focus on Brass, and you see him, stuffë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕d in a corner besides some busted metal tables and chairs. Boy, the inside of this building looks like hell. And that wallpaper... so dated! It's peeling off anyway with some mighty fin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘e holes in the wall. And the ceiling tiles are falling down as well.

    And hey, Ren̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ge is there! Waving hello! Just kidding, he doesn't wave, he just comes right out and decides to k̴̤̒́i̷̮̭̙̩͌̒̓̓͑́͂̏̕͝ĺ̸̛̙̥̓͌̓̂̓̓̚̚͝l̴̢̛̮̩̂͂͑͋̇̈́͑̿ ̙͜ ̷̛̜̭̳̒̎͠b̶̢̓̈̌͘͜ȯ̶̬̎̿͠ț̸͉̗̣͓̗͖̦̏͐͂͜͜͠͝h̵̜͛̈̿͑̈̃͝ ̯ ̷̨̧̰̯̣̗̩̠̱̰͎̎̇̈̀̈̈̒̿̈́o̴̡̫͇̩̼̭̭̻̼̼͐f̸̜̲̼̰͐̃̉͋̈́͂͛́̽͜ ̡̡̪ ̶̢̠̟̗͝y̷͇͎̥͎̣͓̪͆̍̏͆̊̓̓͗̀͠͝o̸̯̼̞̘͑̊̓̂͂̏̊̈́̑ǘ̸͊͐̍̈́̇̈́ ̱̠̦̱̙́̐. Oh, and guess what! This whole time, an Abyss Hunter was following Mistee around, waiting for the perfect ơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͓͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅpportunity to strike. So n̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ow Renge has a friend! You see a darkly, evil Forretress emerge besides the deranged Psyduck, its eyes flaring with evil and hatred.

    Let's just get to killing, shall we!?

    ABYSS HOSTILE ATTACK!
    For your battle audio pleasure


    Enkax, En̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘voy of Indulge Fortress (Medium), Bug/Steel Type. 10 HP, 30% dodge rate, 1d4 attack die. 40 Speed.
    Renge: Disciple of Repose, Small, Water type. 8 HP, 40% dơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅdge rate, 1d2 attack die. 55 Speed.

    VS

    Truly, Clauncher (Small), Water Type. 5HP, 40% dodge rate, 2d8+2 Holy damagë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕, 44 Speed.
    Mistee, Bulbasaur (Small), Grass/Poison Type. 7HP, 40% dodge rate, 1d2 attack die. 45 Speed.

    Boy, you peeps are Ṣ̴̡̪̲̾͑̑̌̀L̴̢̩̹̤͖̟͊͛̀̑͌͝O̵̧͎͇̜͇̱̲͇̖͌̓̊͌͂̑̅͜Ẁ̶̓̇̕ ̢̨̛͚̠͈̱̲͚̘̇̎̈́.

    TURN ORDER:
    #1 Renge the DeRAn̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘Ged Psyduck
    #2 Mistë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕e
    #3 Truly
    #4 Enkax as DeMơ̸̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̢̨̧͇͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅNiC Fortrë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ss


    E̴̢̛̠̜̤̯̰̹͓̮̎̓̈́̓͋͂ͅv̵̧̧͉̖̪̠̭͛̉̂͝͝ę̷̧̻̯̦̮̩͚̎͐̚̕͜R̴ ̨̛̠̮̼̹̼̔̃̈̉͠Ẏ̵̹̱̩̺̘̳̍̎̃̏̚ͅo̷͉̣̖͇̤̩̭̝̱͊͆̄̈́͋̓̕̚n̴̅̓ ͈̤̜̬͕̗̦̫͌͋̋Ȩ̵̧̤̥̣̦̗̟̲̦̋̋̃́́̇͐̐̀̚'̷̗̈́́̀S̴̺̪̞͓̗̈́͒͌̈́ ̢̻ ̷̡̞̣̳̝̪̠̠͉̍̍͜͜͝͠ģ̸̜͓̺͍͚͉̈́̌̃o̶̫̟͙͎͔̫̍̄̂͠I̷̎͑̑̽̀̊͆̌ ̨̩̪̗̮̑Ň̶̯̞͓̱͖̙͇́́́͐̏̓̃̅͌̂͜ͅg̴̢̪͈͛͂͌̚͝ ̸̧͕͓̺̱̿ţ̵̰̖͈̩̗̺̬̬̓̉͘͝O̴̳̊ ̷̯͍̮̤̊̃̐͂̍̌͌̋̂D̷͉̳̟͇̙̖͍̙̲͠I̶̡̝̖̘͔̬͖̝̺̲̊̅͋͝ͅe̶̢̟̒̍̃ ̻̟̘̻̪ͅ!̴̡̝̭̭̖̥̋̀̑̊̓̋̕̕͜

    Renge COMPLETELY LOSES HIS MIND and charges forward, intent on murdering Truly first because Truly's already barely clin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ging on to life. When you think murder, you go after the weak! He attacks you with a hefty, sickly black blast of water, aiming for your eyes!

    Renge rolls 28% Should have stayed off the booze bë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕fore battle!
    Truly: 5HP Remaining


    He totally flat-out misses and you barely need to even put any effort into dơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅdging it. Man, how did Brass lose to this asshole? Anyway, Mistee jumps in, throwing all kinds of slicing and dicing leaves right into Ren̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ge's fat, ugly duck face!

    Mistee rolls 59% Hit! 1 damage (Doubled, Grass VS Water) = 2 Damage!
    Renge: 8HP Remaining


    You feel like that really should have been more painful, but yep, it is what it is. Poopers. Well, in the process ơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͓͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅf trying to avoid friendly fire, Truly thinks Enkax is the biggë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕r threat and decides while Renge is going to have a hell of a time trying to fight a water type and a grass type as a water type who's c̶͓͙̍r̵̢͉͚͋͊ͅä̸̗́͊̏̀p̵̬̏͆ś̸̨͖̐á̷̧̛̜̀̓c̶̫͙͒͋k̸ ̥̌̿ ̵̡̦̣̣̋́o̸̩̰̫̞̓̈́u̵̟͖͙̟͑t̵̻̙͚̋͛͊ ̶̛̗̺̻ò̸̼͉͈̣̓́͝f̷̠̓͐̿͌ ̵̤͕͐͗̕l̷̼͔̈̓ṵ̴̡̎c̴͇̗̓k̶̛̫̽, it's the ugly bug nuggë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕t that needs to die. Truly strikes with his holy spear, eager to kill something! Are kabobs on the menu?

    Truly rolls 44% Hit! 16 damage! Ooh, you've got the high score for damage, old boy!
    Enkax: -6 HP Remaining, boy that's hilariously low.


    Enkax just... explodes in a shower of gore, body parts, brains, and holy crap, Nintendo and Game Freak would be so not crazy about readin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘g me treat their beloved creatures this way right now. I'm doing it anyway. Fortress didn't even survive Dexit, so that goes to show they really don't care about him anyway. And wơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅw, you killed him before he even got his first turn! Slow and stë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ady gets your face ripped to bits!

    Enkax the Fortrë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ss has been L̶̡͍̘̻̔̾̎̆u̷̹̱͉̦͐D̵̰̟̯͓͋i̴̱̺̽̓͌ć̶̞̥͖́R̶̲͑͆͘O̷͓̔͗͑ u̵͍̠̥̿s̵̨͚̺͐͛̀̎L̷̮̈́ỳ̵̦̽̎ ̷̪̊͂ͅG̴͎̜̉ͅO̵̜̜͓̍̒r̸̨̙̫̽̄͜ẽ̶̢̗͚̀Ḍ̶̥̥̺͒̀ by the Emissaries!
    Truly and Mistee get $75SP$ a piece! Even̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ though Truly did all the work! Bwah ha ha ha!


    Among the falling Fortress body parts, Renge goes after Truly again, barfing black watë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕r all over Truly's position! Too late to grab a poncho, ơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͓͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅld pal!

    [i]Renge rolls 81! 1 damage, halved (Water vs Water) = 1 damage!
    You cannot grasp the true nature of this Abyssal force...
    Truly suffers 4 points of Purity Damage! -2 from Enigma Berry means 2 Purity Damage... welp, it mean̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘s you're still dead anyway!


    Your spirit, already munched ơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͓͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅn by plenty of shadows, gets F̴̺̟̤̝̉U̴̲͘L̶͇͔͔͌L̴̙̋Y̷̬̼̆̽̌͝ ̷͔̪̠̭͂͋͊D̶̤̖̉̉Ĕ̷̹̱͛ͅV̷͉̠͈̍̓ͅṎ̵̧̨̺͕U̷͎̩̩͛̑̇R̵͑̀̈́ ̧̻͜Ḛ̵̋Ḏ̸̿̑̋̚ by the nightmarish WRATHS that Renge unleashes, making you his SECOND victim! Guys, come on. It's a PSYDUCK for crying out loud. Alsơ̸̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̢̨̧͇͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅ, Straf Berries say hello.

    Truly the Claun̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘cher has been U̸͍̠͉͗͆P̵̰̹̮̲͕̙͈͑͆͋̅ ̵̻̥̳͓̮̙̋̀̏̆̈̀̑͌̑̚A̶͈͙̙͍̟͕̖̐̋͌͒̔̂̓̚͝͠ͅN̵̨̢̢̲͚̞̦̠͎̏D ̵̡͎̪̰̟̱̭̈́͐̔̌́́̚ ̸̺͛̐̽́̐̿M̸̨̖͓̣̘̤͔̙̞͙̱̾́̃͒͒͠Ų̷̬̹̟̪̪̞͓̱̐̆̄̌̍͝R̸̼͌̀̈́ ̧͍̻̮Ḑ̴͙̝̺̣̐̆̅͠Ḛ̵̹̗̦͖̤͓̥͇̏̎̈́̏͂̉̋̎̾̾͜R̷̦̳̃͌̀́̑É̶̈́ ̧̰̬͎̹̖̳͆̓̽̕D̴̘͙̼̗̐̏̕ͅ by the Stalkers!
    Dơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅom Tracker:
    10/25

    Welp, it's up to Mistee now! She attacks and laun̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ches more leaves at Rengë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕'s face! Ripping it up would probably be an improvement!

    Mistee rolls 96% Hit! 2 damage, Dơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅubled (Grass VS Water) = 4 damage!
    Renge: 4HP Remaining


    "AHAHHAHAHAHAHA̴̧̡̛̞̖̻̮̠̩͖͛̉̎̍̏̓͐̚͝H̴̜̖̝̓͒̽̾̽́̕A̸͌ ̪̻̽̃̄̔͘̚͝Ḩ̴̨̱̦͈̞̮͙̳̈̊̏͝A̸̛̪͍̠̭̫̱̫͗̇͆̈́̒͗̈́͜H̸̡̦̪̖̅̚ ̡̲͇͍̻͖̫H̵̡̱͔̣͇̤̤̣͊̀̓Ă̵̛̳̟̤̮̔̆̔̽̎̾̄̂̚H̸̬̒̄͗̃̃̽͒̀͝ͅ ̤̩̫̩̯Ä̷̳̙̹̝̻̯̜́͌͜!" Renge screams!

    His face is a bleeding travesty, but he trië̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕s vomiting up more dark water all over you, tryin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘g to devour your spirit too, now!

    [i]Renge rơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅlls 50% Hit! 2 Damage, halved (Water VS Grass) = 1 damage!
    Mistee: 6 HP Remaining.
    You cann̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ot grasp the true nature of this Abyssal force...
    Mistee suffers 1 point of Purity Damage!


    Gawd, the damage is just laughable. Heck, if you had eaten̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ an Enigma Berry too, yơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅu wouldn't even be feeling this!

    You decide tơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅ try and whip Renge's bleeding, ripped up face with your vine whips! Rip it up some more!

    Mistee rolls 38% Miss!
    Renge: 4HP Remaining


    But Renge insists on being a p̶̟͉̖͖͉̞̪̺̰̯̹̑͆͝a̸͓̭̓̓̋̓i̵͖̥̔̌̊͗̉͌̊͜n̵͛̄̿́̈́̀͊̚̚ ̢ ̸̡͕̪̅͝ǐ̷̛̜͙̪̜̮̳̓͌̈́͌͐͗n̸̢̠͉̫̰̲͉͖̲̄̌͘̕ͅ ̴̨̣̪̹̮̫̼̒̈̓̽͌̔̔̅͐́̚ṯ̴͚̽͊̔͌̍̀̏̄̚̚ḧ̵̻̘͚̜̮̯̬͇̝̝͇͊͐̚ e̷̡̨͎͖̼͎͕̱̊̅̽̆ ̴̟̩̟̭͖̝̏͆̈́̈́̈́̀̂͘͝ạ̸̢̫̟̜̩̜͎̞̜̿̽͜ń̸̠̜̙̟͈͈̺̈̉̾̉̓̉̐͠u ̸̨̧̥͖̳̈́̈́s̶̛͕͍͒̎͠ and quickly dashes away before throwin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘g up some more putrid water on you!

    Ren̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ge rolls 29% Miss!
    Mistee: 6 HP Remaining


    He totally missë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕s you as you jump out of the way. You feel like you would give him the finger if you could, but throwing more razơ̸̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̢̨̧͇͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅr leaves in his face is a fan̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘tastic substitute for that lovely offensive gesture.

    Mistee rolls 89%! Hit! 2 damage, Doubled (Grass VS Water) = 4 damage!
    Renge: 0HP Remaining


    MISTë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕E WINS! Rengë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ the Psyduck has been F̷̛̲̳̰͔̤͎̜̪̲̺̖͗̑͋͛͂̎̎̂͌̋ų̷͈̖̭̬̹̀͐̐̑r̶̩̺̻͙͛̇̄̽͝I̸͆ ̢̤̥̟̪͕͇̦̳̑͑̓̇͛̓̇̕Ǫ̵̹͕̳͗͆̽͂Ų̷̮̖͒̔̒́̉͜s̵̔̃̍̎̎͒͌͐͠͠ ̼͉L̷̫̂̅̅̕͠Y̵̩̣̝̟̆ ̶͓̉̑̃̋͑̂̉̐̊̇S̴̱͎̳̫̻͇̺̹̩̪͒̔̀̈͝h̸̖͕̙̎̑̒̊̈́͝R̶͕̺͇̲͑͆̎̍ ̦̤̣̤E̷͖͔̾͛̃́̆̉́͒͑̎̔D̵̢̨̢̙̱̣́́̆́̊͗̌̈́d̵̻̫͛̀͒̇̉̋̅̒̎̿́ ̧͙̱̖͔E̸̢̼̎͋̔͆d̸̡͉͖̠̟͓̏̋͒̅̈́͗͆͂ ̵̨̘͒͋̊̈͌͝ͅT̷̡̩̟̟̥̖̘̖̖̣̿͋͂̍̉͋̓͝o̶͎͔͖͛̈́ ̸̨̼͈͖̪̣͇̋̔D̶̡̮͈̘̼̟̈́͊͗Ę̶̠̩̤̞̖̲̗̝̤̪͌͊̂̂͠a̴̒͑͊͌̄̏̓̕͝ ̡̙̗̖T̴͖͙̹̪͍͍̹̏͐̌̋̋͋H̴̡̧̯̦̪̖̣̭̺̄̂ by the Emissarië̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̞̭̼̲͉̦̺͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕s!


    Mistee gets $150SP$ to keep all to herself because Truly's dead and has no more need for cash!


    OMG, you're completely covered with blood as Ren̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘ge explodes in a bloody mess just bë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕cause. Renge is finally DEAD and now you can celebrate!

    You almost forgot why you even came here in the first place! You head over tơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧͓̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅ Brass, who looks like party hard for New Year's Eve came ë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺͕́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕arly for him. You ram an Oran Berry in his mouth, force his jaw to chew it without bitin̴̢̧̛͇̤̹̭̰̮̘̗̬̼͓͖͇̳̼͍̦̣͊̒̎͂͗́̓͆͊͘g his tongue in half, slap his face a bit to wake him up, and he comes to! Wakey, wakey!

    Brass the Braizen has been rescued by Mistee! Happy Ending! Kinda!

    You both decide to get the hell out ơ̸̢̹̮̲̜̗̞̮̮͙͇͓͆̓͂̇̇̅̄̆̃̌̑̌̐̽̑̽̃̑͆̓̂̔̿͑̀́̈́̀̎̆̑̓̑̚͝ ̢̨̧̻̥̱͕̩̯͍͈̣̱̹̯͖̗̞̘͙̫̰͇͎͕͙͜ͅf there and leave all the dë̵̢̢̛̻̩̗̙̞̭̼̲͉̦̺́́̌́̋̔̓͆̿̌̓͒̉̓̾̽̀̇͗̆̔̓͑͐̌̽̎̄̅̉̈͘͘ ̨͕̦̳͖̠͎̝̦̳͓̲͍̯̺̬̩͔͕ath and grim stuff behind. Happy trails on Holiday Road!

    Truly the Clauncher (S: Water)
    Health: 4/8| Sanity: 8/8 | Purity: 0/12
    Battle Stance: Fight
    Perk: Technical | Abilities: Escort/Protect, Rescue/Escape
    Trait: Charming
    Equipment: [E: Crusader Spear] (2d8+2 holy damage)


    Mistee the Bulbasaur (M: Grass/Poison)
    Health: 6/10 | Sanity: 7/8 | Purity: 4/10
    Battle Stance: Flee
    Perk: Technical | Abilities: Rescue/Escape
    Trait: Charming

    Brass the Braixen (M: Fire)
    Health: 2/10| Sanity: 6/8 | Purity: 1/10
    Battle Stance: Fight
    Perk: Repair
    Trait: Resourceful

    But do you truly believe there is nothing beyond the d͖̬̰͎͋̔̌͂a͖̟̞͈̻͍͚̳̜̙̫̳̤̫͆ͤͧͬͥ̈̍ͯ̌̂ͮͭ̓̚rkͥ̓̌̒ͦ͒̀́͋̊ ͎̜̯̥͖̬̗̼̜̼̫̀n̜̬̟̭̮͙̻ͯ̑ͧ̈́ͩ̃̇e̠̥̩͙̦̳͛ͬ̀̈́̊̋sͥ̒͑ͦ͊͊̈́͑̎ ͌̾ͩs?

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