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[The-Hydra]

Big guy: NEVER HEARD OF THE @#$%STAINICANS

[Sir Sivelos]

*groans, at facepalms X1* THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSH*T.

[Wander]

TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING. D:

*randomly throws an Energon cube at Karkat*

ohprimuswhydididothatimsodeadarenti

[Sir Sivelos]

*slices the Energon Cube in half with his Clawsickle* OKAY. I WANTED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. BUT IF YOU SH*TSTAIN EXCUSE FOR A ROBOT, NOT EVEN ONE THAT PERV ZAHHAK WOULD HAVE THE GAWL TO GET OFF ON CALLING YOU HIS CREATION, WILL START THROWING GLOWING TURDS AT ME, THEN I'LL GLADLY TAKE THE SH*TSTORM TO YOU.

[Sonic20]

> Problem Sleuth: Exist.

You are now existing.

[Wander]

((PROBLEM SLEEEUUUTTTHHH ;w;))

NONOWAITI'MSORRYPLEASEDON'TMURDERMEOKAYOHPRIMUSIRE GRETEVERYTHIIINNGGG

*huddled in a dark corner while shivering*

[illusdark8]

I'd be kind enough to aim a Hyper Beam at you. I see your a kind Pokemon, however.
*Sips Pecha Berry Tea*

[Sir Sivelos]

DAMN STRAIGHT. *KARKAT VANTAS de-equips his CLAWSICKLE*

[The-Hydra]

Pete: QUITE
*Sips festering buffalo carcass tea*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sighs* OF ALL THE GOGDAMN PLACES I COULD HAVE BEEN FORCEFULLY TELEPORTED TO AGAINST MY WILL, *THIS* SH*THOLE HAD TO BE THE PLACE. GOG. DAMMIT.