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[Prince Vegeta]

I'm just escaping idiots.... Even though most of the time in this rift my plan is a complete fail. I find an equal amount of idiots here, as well as intelligent people. But mainly idiots.
*Phone rings* Of course. ˇ-ˇ

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Well now that the Dark douche is gone, Let's actually get things done.
Larry: Like what?
Pete: You think of something. Now where's that darn cat?

[Wander]

That cat's loooooong gone, Pete. Your name is Pete, right? I always get you three heads confused.

[Sir Sivelos]

I am still here.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Awkward.
Pete: Well Sir Spandex, Just read the text right by my head.
Big guy: SO DID YOU MAKE ANY BACON OUT OF HIM?

[Prince Vegeta]

I'm surrounded by idiots.... Well at least there are one or two intelligent people here....

[Wander]

*voice goes high-pitched* Oooh, Sir Spandex! Maybe that could be our new name!

*voice returns to normal* Nah, Deadpool is still way cooler.

*high-pitch* Oh yeah, I still don't know what idiot means!

[Prince Vegeta]

Are you talking to yourself? You need more friends...

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Positive thinking.

[Prince Vegeta]

And that's never going to happen with me. Tch. Optimism is for those who can't handle the cold hard truth.